Posted by Pistol Pete
Ahh,memories. I pay an exorbitant amount to get all the premium channels because of,basically,the NFL Network,the Military channel and Encore Westerns. I saw a movie on Encore yesterday called “A Big Hand for the Little Lady.” It starred Henry Fonda and Joanne Woodward. Great comedy made in 1966. It was playing at the drive-in theater when I had my first car date. I’ll never forget her. Really cute and built for comfort. I was completely inexperienced and had only had my first real kiss the year before. Much to my chagrin,I must have missed the part in health class where making out with a girl wearing braces on her teeth could be hazardous to your health. I kept telling myself I was having the time of my life. When I got home my tongue and neck looked like I’d been attacked by a rabid veg-o-matic. Granny said:’What’s that on your neck,young man?’ Apparently when granny and gramps were courting,hickeys hadn’t been invented yet.
Grandpa just chuckled.He thought it was funny as hell.
Chrissy:whenever I was having a pity party for one,granny would hug me and say,’you know you’re somebody important because God don’t make no junk.’ It always made me feel better.
Grunt:your link to the article about Putin cutting off the prostitute pipeline got me thinking. Back when I traveled around the city a lot I used to get approached by a hooker occasionally when I had to stop for a red light. My stock answer was that I could stand being broke but I couldn’t stand being bored.
Part of the fun I have doing research for this post is finding pictues I can turn into something funny.
Tomorrow’s Friday and I have some really good stuff waiting for you,as always.
Barry laid a wreath at Flanders cemetery to honor WWI veterans. He looks like he’s putting his hand over where his heart purportedly is. In reality,he’s checking to make sure he has enough cigarettes.
Workers put the finishing touches on the wax figure of Plugs Biden for the Mme. Tussaud museum. Looks lifelike,doesn’t he?
LOOK HERE,POPE…I NEED SOME OF Y’ALLS MOJO. PEOPLE AIN’T BUYIN’ THE BULLSHIT ANYMORE. TELL YOU WHAT. YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE COMMEMORATIVE MEDALS AND A RED LEATHER BOUND COPY OF ‘EVANGELII GAUDIUM’ AND I’LL GIVE YOU SOME PACKETS OF VEGETABLE SEEDS FROM THE OLD LADY’S GARDEN. THAT SOUND COOL TO YOU?
After a snack of two dozen egg rolls and 4 gallons of egg drop soup and 6 plates of Moo Shoo pork,FLOTUS let a fart rip that was so toxic it set off an air quality alert in china.
Honey,do I look fat to you?
Do I look crazy to you?
Holland newspaper is in trouble for printing this picture.While I do not approve,it is an indication of what much of the world thinks of Dear Reader.
FORMER SPEAKER PELOSI APPLYING MAKEUP BEFORE GOING OUT TO MAKE ANOTHER DISJOINTED,DERANGED COMMENT. (sorry,Grunt)
ENOUGH HUMOR…THE REST OF THIS POST WILL BE COMPLETELY SERIOUS