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Posted by Pistol Pete

Ahh,memories. I pay an exorbitant amount to get all the premium channels because of,basically,the NFL Network,the Military channel and Encore Westerns. I saw a movie on Encore yesterday called “A Big Hand for the Little Lady.” It starred Henry Fonda and Joanne Woodward. Great comedy made in 1966. It was playing at the drive-in theater when I had my first car date. I’ll never forget her. Really cute and built for comfort. I was completely inexperienced and had only had my first real kiss the year before. Much to my chagrin,I must have missed the part in health class where making out with a girl wearing braces on her teeth could be hazardous to your health. I kept telling myself I was having the time of my life. When I got home my tongue and neck looked like I’d been attacked by a rabid veg-o-matic. Granny said:’What’s that on your neck,young man?’ Apparently when granny and gramps were courting,hickeys hadn’t been invented yet.

Grandpa just chuckled.He thought it was funny as hell.

Chrissy:whenever I was having a pity party for one,granny would hug me and say,’you know you’re somebody important because God don’t make no junk.’ It always made me feel better.

Grunt:your link to the article about Putin cutting off the prostitute pipeline got me thinking. Back when I traveled around the city a lot I used to get approached by a hooker occasionally when I had to stop for a red light. My stock answer was  that I could stand being broke but I couldn’t stand being bored.

Part of the fun I have doing research for this post is finding pictues I can turn into something funny.

Tomorrow’s Friday and I have some really good stuff waiting for you,as always.

Barry laid a wreath at Flanders cemetery to honor WWI veterans. He looks like he’s putting his hand over where his heart purportedly is. In reality,he’s checking to make sure he has enough cigarettes.

Workers put the finishing touches on the wax figure of Plugs Biden for the Mme. Tussaud museum. Looks lifelike,doesn’t he?

LOOK HERE,POPE…I NEED SOME OF Y’ALLS MOJO. PEOPLE AIN’T BUYIN’ THE BULLSHIT ANYMORE. TELL YOU WHAT. YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE COMMEMORATIVE MEDALS AND A RED LEATHER BOUND COPY OF ‘EVANGELII GAUDIUM’ AND I’LL GIVE YOU SOME PACKETS OF VEGETABLE SEEDS FROM THE OLD LADY’S GARDEN. THAT SOUND COOL TO YOU?

After a snack of two dozen egg rolls and 4 gallons of egg drop soup and 6 plates of Moo Shoo pork,FLOTUS let a fart rip that was so toxic it set off an air quality alert in china.

Honey,do I look fat to you?

Do I look crazy to you?

Holland newspaper is in trouble for printing this picture.While I do not approve,it is an indication of what much of the world thinks of Dear Reader.

 

FORMER SPEAKER PELOSI APPLYING MAKEUP BEFORE GOING OUT TO MAKE ANOTHER DISJOINTED,DERANGED COMMENT. (sorry,Grunt)

 

ENOUGH HUMOR…THE REST OF THIS POST WILL BE COMPLETELY SERIOUS

(just kidding)

Democrat Gaffe of Epic Proportions

This guy is running in Iowa which is a FARM state! Bwahahahahaha!

Read more @ http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/26/ia-dem-hey-you-dont-want-some-farmer-in-charge-of-the-judiciary-committee-do-you/

More End Times stuff? Your guess is as good as mine.

Yellowstone Bison Running for their lives?

The video was posted March 20, 2014, but the date it was taken is not shown. Prepper Central says they’re running away from the Yellowstone supervolcano. I have no idea if that’s true or if this is normal behavior for them.

Wikipedia says Yellowstone National Park is the caldera of a supervolcano 34 by 45 miles in diameter. It was formed during three supereruptions that occurred 2.1 million years ago, 1.3 million years ago, and 640,000 years ago. Is it set to blow again? Dunno. If it does, I can only guess it would be a majorly catastrophic environmental event.

NASA simulation of possible behavior G2 when it gets to the black hole

In other weirdness, astronomers are expecting an incredibly rare event to occur SOON when a mysterious gas cloud called G2 hits the edge of the black hole that lies at the heart of our Milky Way galaxy. Nobody knows what will happen, though one possibility is that the black hole will suck the cloud in and emit a bunch of x-rays … or something. (When it comes to astronomy, my IQ is about equal to a potted plant’s.)

Every few days, the Swift spacecraft turns toward the innermost region of the galaxy and takes a 17-minute-long snapshot with its X-ray Telescope (XRT). These are posted @ http://www.swift-sgra.com/. I visited but have nowhere near enough knowledge to understand what the pictures and graphs mean. If anyone here does, let me know. I’m interested!

Sources:

• http://preppercentral.com/?p=5704
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera
• http://www.popsci.com/article/technology/mystery-gas-cloud-course-enter-supermassive-black-hole-milky-ways-heart

 

More Democrat Corruption

And we’re not talking about pea-shooters here. The charges are for conspiring with a known Chinese organized crime lord to illegally import millions of dollars worth of serious firepower, including rocket launchers and machine guns!

In 1992, Yee was arrested for the alleged shoplifting of a bottle of tanning oil from the KTA Superstore in Kona’s Keauhou Shopping Village. The case was not prosecuted, as Yee disappeared before he could be prosecuted.

We should totes trust these people, rather than GREEDY HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES, cuz like they’re Democrats and we all know that Democrats are the SMART people, the GOOD people, the CARING people … except they’re not. I’ll take a greedy health insurance company over government any day. If they break the law, I can report them or sue them or take my business elsewhere. With the government … not so much. I won a settlement against Social Security for improperly shorting my disability payments by $4,000. That was 12 years ago. I’m still waiting for them to reimburse me. The lawyer just shrugs and says, “They’re slow. It’s in the system, so there’s nothing to do but wait.”

Sources:

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leland_Yee
• http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2014/03/daniel-zimmerman/breaking-anti-gun-california-senator-leland-yee-charged-gun-running/
• http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Yee-affidavit.pdf
• http://cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/complaint_affidavit_14-70421-nc.pdf

The Lord is my (German) Shepherd

The meditation below came in my email from Our Daily Bread. It was written by a woman who used to babysit my kids. I love how it gives a modern, positive and very accessible alternative to sheep herding. Most of us have no experience with sheep. But guide dogs? Heck yes!

There is some good meditation to be had here. Just off the top of my head … a guide dog is ready and waiting to lead, but it can do nothing if the blind person does not pick up the harness handle and say, “Forward” with complete trust in the dog. That’s a beautiful image, isn’t it?!

Meditation by Jennifer Benson Schuldt

For those who are led by the Spirit of God are children of God. -Romans 8:14

By the time he was 16, Morris Frank (1908–1980) had lost his sight in both eyes. Several years later, he traveled to Switzerland where he met Buddy, the canine who would help to inspire Frank’s involvement with the Seeing Eye guide-dog school.

With Buddy leading the way, Frank learned to navigate busy sidewalks and intersections. Describing the freedom his guide provided, Frank said, “It was glorious: just [Buddy] and a leather strap, linking me to life.” Buddy gave Morris Frank a new kind of access to the world around him.

God’s Holy Spirit gives us access to abundant spiritual life in Christ. When we accept Christ as Lord, God washes our sins away and renews us “by the Holy Spirit, whom He poured out on us generously through Jesus Christ our Savior” (Titus 3:5-6).

Once we know Christ, the Holy Spirit helps us:

Experience God’s love – “Hope does not disappoint, because the love of God has been poured out into our hearts through the holy Spirit that has been given to us.” – Romans 5:5

Understand God’s Word – Jesus said, “The Advocate, the holy Spirit that the Father will send in my name—he will teach you everything and remind you of all that [I] told you.” -J ohn 14:26

Pray – “The Spirit too comes to the aid of our weakness; for we do not know how to pray as we ought, but the Spirit itself intercedes with inexpressible groanings.” – Romand 8:26

Abound in hope – “May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you may abound in hope by the power of the holy Spirit.” – Romans 15:13

Today, as you think about your relationship with God, remember that the Spirit is your guide to life in Christ.

Obamacare: One of our top domestic issues

If Obamacare was working AT ALL, the Democrat Media Complex would be talking about it NON-STOP. Instead, they’ve devoted less than 1 percent of network news airtime to the giant millstone of failure.

The talking points in the interview below are straight from a leading Democrat strategist who is urging candidates to promise to FIX the troubled system while pledging to help keep Americans out of the CLAWS of greedy insurance firms.

Cuz NObody in government is ever GREEDY. ::eyeroll::

1. He smirks that this reporter wants to ask about ObamaCare. It came across to me as very, “Silly girl. But okay, I’ll humor you.”

2. He says Obamacare was flawed from the get go. Inquiring minds want to know, Why then why did you vote for it? Sadly, Democrat voters do not having inquiring minds.

3. He says he’ll propose legislative changes because that’s the only way things get done. Uhhhhhhhhh … I thought all you Damnocrats were happy to have President Pen switch us over to Presidictatorial Rule by Proclamatory Executive Orders. I mean … YOUR party is in the majority in the Senate and YOUR party has done diddly squat to rein him in. Criminetly, you don’t even criticize him when he steals YOUR constitutional authority! Jerk.

Sources:
H/t Pistol Pete
March 25, 2014: Top Dem pollster: ‘Don’t defend’ Obamacare, call it ‘flawed from the beginning’ By Paul Bedard @ http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2546236