Daily Archives: March 26, 2014

PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia are on spring break this week,so DW and I are designated chirren minders. Miss Isabel has become lactose intolerant,so grandpa brought her some sherbet and some chocolate-flavored soy milk. I’ll never get near Grandma numbers,but a few brownie points helps. By the time dad comes to fetch them home at night we remember what we DON’T miss about having little ones underfoot anymore.

I was extremely gratified to see some conversations posted yesterday.

Chrissy,your knowledge of snails is truly enlightening.

Zmalfoy:you made a comment about your use of the word ‘harass.’

Did you know that in Arkansas ‘harrass’ is used as two words? Ask Mr. Crooked Penis.

As a chile,his teacher said: Billy,use the word ‘harassment’ in a sentence.

Billy: Her lips said no,but I knew what harassment.

(I made that joke up some years ago in a rare moment of clarity.)

GRUNT:Sorry the Pelosi gumball picture freaked you out.Maybe you’ll like this one better:

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BEHOLD THE DEDICATION OF OUR TOTALLY UNBIASED NEWS NETWORKS:

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THERE ARE A LOT OF VIDEOS TODAY. ONE IS OF THIS PRIME EXAMPLE OF DEMOCRAT WOMANHOOD.

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THIS KINDLY OLD LADY CROCHETED A UTERUS AND TOOK IT TO A PLANNED PARENTHOOD RALLY AGAINST UNBORN CHILDREN

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THE WOOKIE SHOWS SHE CAN DO TAI CHI EVEN AFTER SHE ATE A WHOLE PIG.CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF HER FLIPPERS COMPARED TO THE GUY

HEY,MOOCH:WHADDYA CALL A FAT CHINAMAN? A CHUNK

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The Grrrr-ammar Wolves

GRAMMAR Wolves

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What if Obama talked and noone cared?

March 25, 2014: No One Clapped

You can tell how desperate he got to have someone clap. “Thank you very much everybody” … “Thank you for coming.” Like, “I’m done. Clap now!” … “No really. I’m done, so CLAP dammit.” ::snork::

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Joni Ernst: BEST political ad EVER

PSA: Remove all food, drink and chewing gum BEFORE viewing this!

Let’s make ’em SQUEAL [:30]

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