Posted by Pistol Pete
Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia are on spring break this week,so DW and I are designated chirren minders. Miss Isabel has become lactose intolerant,so grandpa brought her some sherbet and some chocolate-flavored soy milk. I’ll never get near Grandma numbers,but a few brownie points helps. By the time dad comes to fetch them home at night we remember what we DON’T miss about having little ones underfoot anymore.
I was extremely gratified to see some conversations posted yesterday.
Chrissy,your knowledge of snails is truly enlightening.
Zmalfoy:you made a comment about your use of the word ‘harass.’
Did you know that in Arkansas ‘harrass’ is used as two words? Ask Mr. Crooked Penis.
As a chile,his teacher said: Billy,use the word ‘harassment’ in a sentence.
Billy: Her lips said no,but I knew what harassment.
(I made that joke up some years ago in a rare moment of clarity.)
GRUNT:Sorry the Pelosi gumball picture freaked you out.Maybe you’ll like this one better:
BEHOLD THE DEDICATION OF OUR TOTALLY UNBIASED NEWS NETWORKS:
THERE ARE A LOT OF VIDEOS TODAY. ONE IS OF THIS PRIME EXAMPLE OF DEMOCRAT WOMANHOOD.
THIS KINDLY OLD LADY CROCHETED A UTERUS AND TOOK IT TO A PLANNED PARENTHOOD RALLY AGAINST UNBORN CHILDREN
THE WOOKIE SHOWS SHE CAN DO TAI CHI EVEN AFTER SHE ATE A WHOLE PIG.CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF HER FLIPPERS COMPARED TO THE GUY
HEY,MOOCH:WHADDYA CALL A FAT CHINAMAN? A CHUNK
