PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY DITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Had to do some errands this AM;came home and started checking for late-breaking news and,suddenly,holy crap! It’s getting late.

It reminds me of a sign a research and development engineer friend had on his desk:

There comes a time in the history of every project when it becomes necessary to shoot the engineers and begin production.

It happens when you overthink things.

Got some good stuff today…hope you enjoy.

OUR WORKAHOLIC PREEZY SPENT THE WEEKEND IN KEY LARGO GOLFING,GOT HOME IN TIME TO HOBKNOB WITH THE NCAA MEN’S BASKETBALL CHAMPS AND YESTERDAY,WHILE IN NEW YORK TO LIFT MORE MONEY OFF PEOPLE WITH WAY MORE CASH THAN SENSE, HE STOPPED IN AT THE GAP TO FIND STUFF FOR HIS BROOD MARE AND OFFSPRING. THE PINK SWEATER IS PROBABLY FOR HIM.

BARRY WAS BAFFLED BY THE CREDIT CARD MACHINE. HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE PAYING FOR THINGS HIMSELF.

I WOULD REFER TO IT AS STULTIFYING ARROGANCE RATHER THAN PRIDE.

GOD,I MISS W.,EVEN WITH ALL HIS FAULTS

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Republican DAVID JOLLY Beats Democrat Alex Sink in #FL13
    this is a really big deal.The democrats spent over $11 million trying to win this seat and prove Obamacare won’t hurt them in November.
    CLEARWATER BEACH (FOX 13) – Republican David Jolly has won the congressional race to replace the late Republican Rep. Bill Young. With all precincts reporting, Jolly claimed 48.4% of the vote. Alex Sink got 46.5%, and Libertarian candidate Lucas Overby took 4.8%.

    With nearly no money the libertarian won almost 5%.Look for big dem donors to finance third party candidates in close House races to siphon off republican votes.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/republican-david-jolly-leads-alex-sink-with-just-three-precincts-remaining/

    Wasserman Schultz Says Dem Loss in Special Election Shows GOP Weakness

    “Republican special interest groups poured in millions to hold onto a Republican congressional district that they’ve comfortably held for nearly 60 years. Tonight, Republicans fell short of their normal margin in this district because the agenda they are offering voters has a singular focus – that a majority of voters oppose – repealing the Affordable Care Act that would return us to the same old broken health care system,” Wasserman Schultz said in a DNC rapid response statement.

    I see she’s off her meds again.
    http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/03/11/wasserman-schultz-says-dem-loss-in-special-election-shows-gop-weakness/

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    • Ting

      It really does disturb me that so much money is spent on these races. It just goes to show you how much some people value power.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    BARKY SECRETLY WAIVES THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE FOR MILLIONS.
    MEDIA PROMISES TO KEEP IT QUIET.
    ObamaCare’s implementers continue to roam the battlefield and shoot their own wounded, and the latest casualty is the core of the Affordable Care Act — the individual mandate. To wit, last week the Administration quietly excused millions of people from the requirement to purchase health insurance or else pay a tax penalty.

    This latest political reconstruction has received zero media notice, and the Health and Human Services Department didn’t think the details were worth discussing in a conference call, press materials or fact sheet.

    http://therightscoop.com/dude-obama-secretly-waives-the-individual-mandate-for-millions-tries-to-hide-it-from-public-view/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Mother Jones: Democrats Have Done Virtually Nothing For The Middle Class In 30 Years
    Hilarious whenever left eats its own
    this may be the first time I’ve linked to Ma Jones.The mere sight of David Corn sickens me.
    http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2014/03/if-democrats-want-appeal-working-class-they-really-need-some-policies-benefit-wor

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  4. Pistol Pete

    I really,really fear she believes her own lies.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    $tunt: Behind Senate Democrats’ Climate Change ‘Talk-a-Thon’
    Remember my telling you about Thomas Steyer,the billionaire who plesdged 100 million to help elect climate ninnys?There was Reid,dirtbag,boxcar and the rest,with their greedy paws out…gimme some money!I’m down with this climate change stuff.Detestable whores.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2014/03/11/stunt-behind-senate-democrats-pitiful-climate-change-talkathon-n1807277

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  6. Pistol Pete

    WH Official on Dismal February O-Care Numbers: Because “There Are Fewer Days in January Than February”
    Tara McGuinness is the Obama White House Senior Communications Advisor. Her Twitter profile says she’s “all health care all the time.”
    And this dimbulb makes a six figure salary.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/stunning-wh-official-on-dismal-february-o-care-numbers-there-are-fewer-days-in-january-than-february/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Obama Unilaterally Raises Workers’ Pay

    by Keith Koffler on March 12, 2014, 10:11 am

    In the latest installment on fulfilling his pledge to “close the income gap,” President Obama Thursday will act to increase workers’ pay by rewriting labor regulations so that millions more will qualify for overtime pay.

    The move, which was announced via the New York Times, could cost businesses billions of dollars.

    Obama’s authority to act “comes from his ability as president to revise the rules that carry out the Fair Labor Standards Act, which Congress originally passed in 1938,” the Times writes.

    The White House argues that the move is justified because corporate profits have been piling up while worker salaries have stagnated. But the added labor costs could provide businesses with yet another incentive, along with the Obamacare insurance requirements and a potential hike in the minimum wage, to cut workers at a time of high unemployment.

    Unless, of course, Obama issues an executive order preventing companies from firing people.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Obama takes on Galifianakis

    ..

    http://thehill.com/video/administration/200424-obama-takes-on-galifianakis#ixzz2vmBnu7fJ

    You’ve probably heard of the Funny Or Die clip with Barky and Gallopingwhatshisname.obama demanded this.Cavuto said don’t sell Bozo and the Woookie short for doing so much TV…such is the mentality of their base.They’re viewed as Ameriva’s First American Idol couple.The jokes are prewritten and read off TOTUS,the host feeds straight lines to Jugears
    and is extremely cringeworthy to anyone with an IQ above a grilled cheese sandwich.
    Note:I planned to post a youtube of it,but Funny or Die pulled it B?C of copywright infringement.
    it’s here at their website:
    http://www.funnyordie.com/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama at Gap: No V-necks for daughters, fears they will ‘slip’
    President Obama, on a fundraising field trip to New York City on Tuesday, stopped in at a Gap on 42nd Street to shop for his wife and daughters, confidently telling those around him, “I think the ladies will be impressed by my style sense.”
    As the cashier suggested he swipe his own card on the countertop card reader, Obama said, “Oh wow. So, you can sign the machine?” Maybe realizing he was caught in a George H.W. Bush-style clash with store technology, he said he was kidding. “They had these around the last time I shopped,” he said.

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2545495

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Charlie Rangel: ‘Our community’s 9/11’
    Rep. Charles Rangel called an apparent building explosion and collapse in his district in Harlem of New York City the most “horrific” thing that has hit his home district in his time in Washington and said it is his community’s Sept. 11.
    Sept. 11?Not even close.Two dead and 18 injured isn’t even a normal Friday night in Harlem.Cholly needs to visit his district a little more often.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2014/03/charlie-rangel-harlem-explosion-104576.html#ixzz2vmEsOJHw

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Study: Racism Causes Obesity in Black Women
    Despite Michelle Obama’s best efforts four of five black women in the United States are overweight.
    Now we know why… Racism.
    (And potato chips)
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/study-racism-causes-obesity-in-black-women/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Obama: Health insurance isn’t expensive – just cancel cable and phones
    He said this to a Hispanic audience.If the media had breathed a word of this he’d have been barbequed.Not to worry,though,they still love him.
    On a $36,000 annual income, the requirement to buy the broad policy rather than something a little more economical — say, hospitalization coverage combined with an HSA, a strategy which is now all but illegal — makes it impossible to comply. Pshaw, Obama replied. Why, all those low-income folks need to do is stop spending money on luxuries like cable television and cell phones!
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/12/obama-health-insurance-isnt-expensive-just-cancel-cable-and-phones/

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    • Ting

      I hope every Republican running will use this clip over and over. While cooking tonight I had on the TV with Lou Dobbs’ show. He suggested that Republicans start a “War on Youth” campaign to combat the War on Women stuff coming out of the Democrats. I think it might work – if only they could get their messaging straight. I know, I know… The Stupid Party. But I can dream….

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  13. Pistol Pete

    How the Sage Grouse and Prairie Chicken could end the U.S. energy boom
    This may be the most frightening post today.Bozo has boasted about our energy production when in truth,its all come from state and private land.If he can grab millions of acres of oil-producing land to save a chicken the price of energy will go through the roof.He’s been wanting to shut it all down,this may be his opportunity.I’m really afraid.
    A major reason for the wide use of flawed or falsified data by federal environmental policymakers, according to the report, is that most of the underlying science is too often kept behind closed doors.

    Forcing federal officials at the Department of the Interior and the Environmental Protection Agency, for example, to make public their underlying scientific justifications for policy decisions is often all but impossible.

    That inaccessibility makes it impossible for the public to hold accountable either the policymakers or the providers of the flawed or falsified data for the consequences of their decisions.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/how-the-sage-grouse-and-prairie-chicken-could-end-the-u.s.-energy-boom/article/2545436

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Tearful Dottie Sandusky tells how her imprisoned child molester husband misses ‘fun times with grandkids’ in first interview since he was jailed
    Cry me a freakin’ river,lady.Your filthy pervert husband destroyed dozens of young mens’ lives,You knew it and you did NOTHING!
    Tell your story walking.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2578365/Dottie-Sandusky-sits-interview-says-imprisoned-child-molester-husband-misses-grandchildren-doing-special-things-friends.html#ixzz2vmJLVvGE

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Koch Brother Donates Money to Hospital, Liberals Protest
    it was the New York State Nurses’ Association, the NAACP New York State Conference, and SEIU Local 1199, among others, who marched on the soon-to-be-built David H. Koch Center at New York-Presbyterian Hospital, which was funded in part by a $100 million donation from the man one prominent liberal recently predicted would go down in history as a “famously evil person.”
    The democrats entire 2014 atrategy is to deminize those eeeevil Koch Brothers.
    http://freebeacon.com/blog/koch-brother-donates-money-to-hospital-liberals-protest-not-a-parody/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Grieving California mom takes down cross on road after group’s protest, more appear
    This will make you feel better…..I promise.
    A grieving California mom who, under pressure from an atheist group, went to the site where her son was killed to remove a memorial cross was met at the scene by a throng of supporters who planted crosses of their own.

    “They said they have to take that one down,” Doug Johnson, a Riverside resident who traveled to the site with his daughter and six home-made crosses, told The Riverside Press-Enterprise. “But they didn’t say anything about putting another one up.”
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/07/grieving-california-mom-takes-down-cross-on-road-after-groups-protest-more/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Hilarious moment boxer dog gets into driver seat of car and sounds horn with her paw for 15 minutes when owner took too long browsing nearby art gallery
    Meet the dog who’s a pain in the butt

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Perry Warns Kimmel: ‘I Do Interviews with a Gun’
    Kimmel asked Perry about a reported story that he shot a coyote while jogging, which the governor confirmed. “You jog with a gun?” Kimmel asked. “I do interviews with a gun,” Perry slickly quipped
    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/373172/perry-warns-kimmel-i-do-interviews-gun-andrew-johnson

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  19. Pistol Pete

    House Oversight Committee lays groundwork for charging Lois Lerner
    she probably expects the Eric Holder Department of Justice to lay off on her, not an unreasonable expectation. Nevertheless, she has to be a little worried. Eliana Johnson lays out why
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/03/house_oversight_committee_lays_groundwork_for_charging_lois_lerner.html

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    • Ting

      That was interesting – and the Daily Caller report as well. I hope that she does get in a world of trouble, even if it goes no higher. This cannot stand.

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Last laugh: Marine vet fires off jokes from the grave with own obituary
    He must have been a riot in life.
    A sampling of his obituary: “Walt was preceded in death by his tonsils and adenoids in 1935, a spinal disc in 19745, a large piece of his thyroid gland in 1988 and his prostate on March 27th 2000,” he wrote. He also made fun of his wife’s love of fur by saying she will now be able “to purchases the mink coat which he had always refused her because he believed only minks should wear mink” — and then mocked his viewing.

    “There will be no viewing since his wife refuses to honor his request to have him standing in the corner of the room with a glass of Jack Daniels in his hand so that he would appear natural to visitors,” he wrote in his obituary,

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/12/last-laugh-marine-vet-fires-jokes-obituary/#.UyBXccy7w2I.twitter#ixzz2vmTdE9U3

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