posted by Pistol Pete

First,prayers of thanks to Almighty God for keeping Shalini and her tiny miracle in His loving hands. Amen.

This is from Diogenes’ Middle Finger:

Ohh…look… the Left is Insulted Again.

Well, interestingly, it was patriotic to burn Bush in effigy right outside his own friggin’ ranch; but if you even hold up a picket sign with Obama’s face on it, you are branded a racist extremist.
It was seen as patriotic to throw jars of piss as the president’s car when it was Bush, but if you protest an Obama policy, then you are put on a watch list.
It was seen as the height of intellectual activity to stand naked in a cage and pour oil or fake blood all over yourself, or to rip the flags from VFW posts and burn them in the street when Bush was in office. But if you wear a tri-corn hat to a rally these days, you are assumed a racist and a potential terrorist.
So, please excuse me if I question the suddenly found nobility of the left and self-proclaimed moderates who said nothing while businesses were trashed, while the president was busy attempting to race bait us all into a civil war, or his operatives were fueling that complete lie that was Occupy.
Please forgive me if having watched the behavior of the left for the last 16 years, turn into a mild reminiscence of Planet of the Apes, while the right is increasingly demonized and criminalization all the way to the point of the abuse of regulatory law, causes me to feel a little flash of bile in my throat.
The Left has always been the epitome of panty-waisted, butt hurtedness. No matter what time period it is, they’re always crying and wailing. Either they bitch because they’re not in power and being oppressed or they are in power and crying like feminist supporting, domestic violence abused girly-men because someone with a free mind dares to question their hypocritical lunacy.
Once you start viewing them for what they really are—little more than failed rodeo clowns—they aren’t near as aggravating.


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  1. Pistol Pete

    Crash: Obama Approval on Approval Plummets to 33 Percent in Ugly New Poll
    His cratering poll numbers amount to absolutely…..bupkus.
    There are,however a number of democrats wearing dark suits so no one will notice them pissing themselves.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Quote of the Day || March 6, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on March 5, 2014, 10:02 pm

    “I really don’t think Hillary should be comparing people to Hitler when she’s married to Caligula”

    – Monica Lewinsky

    A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

    Preezy be kickin’ it with some soulful sisters.To hell with Eastern Europe…who cares??

    Obama Schedule || Thursday, March 6, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on March 5, 2014, 9:31 pm

    11:35 am || Participates in a town hall; Newseum, Washington
    7:00 pm || Hosts “In Performance at the White House: Women of Soul”

    All times Eastern
    Live stream of White House briefing at 12:45 pm


  3. Pistol Pete

    Video: Citizen Asks for ‘Moment of Silence’ to Honor Slain Detective at Council Meeting – Mayor’s Response Results in Some Very ‘Pissed Off’ Officers

    Mayor falls all over himself to apologize for disrespecting a fallen hero who has big friends with guns.
    Video at link.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Ted Cruz opens CPAC 2014

    Mitch McConnell Actually Walked Onstage at CPAC Holding a Rifle and to ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’
    He got as warm a greeting as Sarah Palin at an NAACP meeting.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Hope for Illinois GOP
    Illinois is one of the bluest states in the country, but disgust with the mismanagement and corrupt leadership by Democrats, who have complete control of the legislature, and Governor’s mansion, has opened the door to a GOP victory over sitting Governor Pat Quinn, who barely survived in 2010. All 4 major GOP contenders for the Governors nomination currently lead Quinn by solid margins in head to head contests.

    Last time out Quinn won 2 counties:East St. Louis,which is the farthest-south Chicago suburb and,of course,Crook County,where they never release vote totals until they know how many votes they need to win.Been doing it since 1960.
    Still,the thought of Truax beating Dick Dirtbag is a nice fantasy.I have a better chance of winning a marathon…oxygen tank and all.
    Author is giving voting majority credit for having 2 functioning brain cells.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Mooch To Celebrate “Women’s History Month” With Tribute To Soul Music?
    The lineup for Thursday’s concert includes Aretha Franklin, Patti LaBelle, Melissa Etheridge and Janelle Monae (Moe-NAY’). Also performing will be Tessanne (tess-ANN’) Chin, Ariana Grande (GRON’-day) and Jill Scott.


  7. Pistol Pete

    With 80 Percent of Public School Graduates Unable to Read, NYC Mayor Kicks 700 Kids Out of Charter Schools
    Can’t have them charter school kids taking unfait advantage of our government-approved sheeple.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Gotta get them under the Commie Coreacle, so we can be sure they will never, ever get off the welfare plantation.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Sharptongue all pissy because Rick Scott didn’t give a shoutout to St. Skittles.Racist bastard.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Calls Putin ‘A Tough Guy with a Thin Skin’
    As opposed to her former boss,who’s a pussy with a thin skin
    Or her rapist husband with the foreskin.
    Oh,stop that.


  10. Pistol Pete

    Another Obama Vacation?

    Yes, the battlers for the struggling middle class were planning to go on vacation AGAIN this weekend, but the happy idyll may be RUINED by world events.

    It would be the Obamas’ – each of them – third vacation of the year. And it’s only March.
    Damn job just takes up way too much of their valuable time.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Alabama Democrat: 99 Percent of White Pro-Lifers Would Force Daughter To Abort Biracial Child…
    This is the same racist clown who recently said he doesn’t like Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas because he’s “married to a white woman
    But during the debate, Rep. Alvin Holmes, D-Montgomery, said that his Republican colleagues would support abortion if their daughters were impregnated by black men.

    Alvin Holmes was the original Pillsbury doughboy,but he was left in the oven too long and got burnt to a crisp.


    • For as long as I’ve been involved in right to life work (30+ years), I’ve had to listen to pro-abortionists accuse pro-lifers of hypocrisy because (according to them) we claim to be against abortion, but if it was our teenage daughter who was pregnant, we’d be driving her down to the nearest planned parenthood abortuary to get the wretched thing scraped out. Sometimes they play the race card in addition (see above); other times they just leave it that we’re hopeless hypocrites, a “fact” they consider self-evident. I always found the accusation mind-boggling: These folks honestly believe that I care passionately about the babies of total strangers, but that I would order my own grandchild sliced and diced and flushed down the drain without a second thought. What planet are these people coming from?


      • Lots of liberals use this dodge, whether it’s pro-baby-killers or anti-religion folks or greenies. But I think it’s about as desperate and outrageous as you can get. Even my college prof aunt does it to me, and it leaves me speechless. Nothing offends me more than when they start telling me what I would do or not do in some situation. Excuse me? Kiss my ass, Kreskin! If you can read minds, tell me what I’m thinking right now! 👿


  12. Pistol Pete

    Planned Parenthood President: When Life Begins Not ‘Really Relevant’


  13. Pistol Pete

    White House hopes Michelle Obama can allay Dem midterm fears
    Just keep your hands and feet away from her mouth when she’s feeding.


  14. chrissythehyphenated

    Pete, Hope you don’t mind that I stuck a couple graphics I found on Facebook in with yours where they seemed to fit.


    • Pistol Pete

      I need all the help I can get!Seems like our hits per hour nosedive whenever I post.


      • chrissythehyphenated

        I doubt it’s you! LOL More likely, time of day. I post all over the clock and it seems to have nothing whatsoever to do with when we spike. About 48 hours ago, we had one hour that went up to almost 60. NO idea why. Maybe somebody linked something on their Facebook or Twitter. Angelaisms sometimes tweets links to us, but WordPress doesn’t give us any notice of that kind of thing.


        • I could be wrong, but I assumed the spikes outta nowhere were due to web-crawler programs from Google and Bing scanning through your posts. You can tell when you suddenly have 40 or 50 old posts that all have one view each over the span of a few minutes. But if you get a bunch of steady hits on today’s fresh posts, that’s usually new traffic from some link or other, or a popular search topic. But who knows? I don’t understand where the traffic comes from most of the time.


  15. Pistol Pete

    House opts against condemning Issa
    The House on Thursday rejected a Democratic resolution that condemned Oversight & Government Affairs Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) for shutting down a committee hearing without letting any Democrat speak.
    The democrats got their collective panties in a wad yesterday because Issa cut off E-liar Cummings’ venomous rhetoric


  16. Pistol Pete

    Lee: Republicans have not done enough to deserve victory yet
    “President Obama and the Democrats have done everything they can to deserve defeat,” Lee said. “But the Republican Party has not yet done what it must to deserve victory. We’ve not yet won back the trust of the American people, or explained exactly why they should give it to us, 2014 must be the year we change that.”

    The Right Scoop has video of all the CPAC speeches from today.I won’t bother posting them here.


    • Ting

      Thanks for the Right Scoop tip. I really like Mike Lee and he is exactly right that Republicans don’t really deserve victory yet. With some fresh recruits it may be another story, so I am trying to help Eric Cantor’s primary opponent. Not too optimistic, but I’m going to try anyway.


  17. Pistol Pete

    Got some pretty good stuff lined up for tomorrow.Hope somebody checks it out.