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To make sense of what’s going on in Europe,you must first understand Obama the way the genuine tyrants of the world know him to be. He has ducked responsibility for everything his entire life. It’s like being hired to do a job and hiding in the bathroom all day,only coming out for lunch and quitting time….and complaining how hard you worked. And working on his acceptance speech for his expected employee of the month award.

He got his state senate seat by getting his opponents’ nominating petitions tossed out for invalid signatures and his US Senate seat by getting sealed divorce records opened to blackmail the republican who was poised to defeat him. While in the state senate he never authored a single bill. The senate majority leader, Emil Phillips, wrote a couple minor pieces for him to put his name on. The rest of the time he always voted ‘present’ so as not to be pinned down on anything. He  had to spend millions to hide his college transcripts for a reason. Likely he never did anything significant and skated by because he was black. As head of the Harvard Law Review,he never wrote a single word we’ve been allowed to see. We have seen some of the Wookie’s writings and even then she oozed racial fury and white hatred.

If we know this,Putin surely knew it. He was smart enough to wait until after Barky became ‘more flexible’ before planning his takeover of Eastern Europe. Even Hamid Karzai,who is so corrupt he’d make a democrat senator green with envy, is thumbing his nose at Jugears. The surrender-monkey-in-charge has already announced he’s cutting and running from Afghanistan and Karzai has already made some kind of deal with the Taliban when they rush in after we pull out. Between Iraq and Afghanistan we’ve spent a lot of blood and treasure to see this filth make the sacrifice worthless because he has no guts and doesn’t care about anything but his own good time.

Bill Clinton’s controversial couplings has reached a new level after he was pictured spending time with prostitutes at a recent charity event. The former President was in Los Angeles on Thursday and photographed with two female attendees who work as legal prostitutes in Nevada. Identified as Ava Adora and Barbie Girl by TMZ, both of the women are known to work at the Bunny Ranch brothel near Carson City.

The Crooked Penis is salivating at getting back into the Spite house so the taxpayers can foot the bill for his whoring.

BARKY SENT OUT THIS TWEET COMMEMORATING THE 95TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE GRAND CANYON NATIONAL PARK.WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT TO SEE?

THIS IS A REAL FLOAT THAT WILL APPEAR IN THE MARDI GRAS PARADE THIS WEEK.

Apparently,not everyones in N’Awlins is that into Dear Reader anymore

THIS SELFIE OF A PACK OF SELF-IMPORTANT,OVERINDULGED,OVERPAID WEENIES SET A RECORD FOR RETWEETS AT THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT.

Wait till you see what the nominees got in their goodie bags.