Posted by Pistol Pete

To make sense of what’s going on in Europe,you must first understand Obama the way the genuine tyrants of the world know him to be. He has ducked responsibility for everything his entire life. It’s like being hired to do a job and hiding in the bathroom all day,only coming out for lunch and quitting time….and complaining how hard you worked. And working on his acceptance speech for his expected employee of the month award.

He got his state senate seat by getting his opponents’ nominating petitions tossed out for invalid signatures and his US Senate seat by getting sealed divorce records opened to blackmail the republican who was poised to defeat him. While in the state senate he never authored a single bill. The senate majority leader, Emil Phillips, wrote a couple minor pieces for him to put his name on. The rest of the time he always voted ‘present’ so as not to be pinned down on anything. He  had to spend millions to hide his college transcripts for a reason. Likely he never did anything significant and skated by because he was black. As head of the Harvard Law Review,he never wrote a single word we’ve been allowed to see. We have seen some of the Wookie’s writings and even then she oozed racial fury and white hatred.

If we know this,Putin surely knew it. He was smart enough to wait until after Barky became ‘more flexible’ before planning his takeover of Eastern Europe. Even Hamid Karzai,who is so corrupt he’d make a democrat senator green with envy, is thumbing his nose at Jugears. The surrender-monkey-in-charge has already announced he’s cutting and running from Afghanistan and Karzai has already made some kind of deal with the Taliban when they rush in after we pull out. Between Iraq and Afghanistan we’ve spent a lot of blood and treasure to see this filth make the sacrifice worthless because he has no guts and doesn’t care about anything but his own good time.

Bill Clinton’s controversial couplings has reached a new level after he was pictured spending time with prostitutes at a recent charity event. The former President was in Los Angeles on Thursday and photographed with two female attendees who work as legal prostitutes in Nevada. Identified as Ava Adora and Barbie Girl by TMZ, both of the women are known to work at the Bunny Ranch brothel near Carson City.

The Crooked Penis is salivating at getting back into the Spite house so the taxpayers can foot the bill for his whoring.



Apparently,not everyones in N’Awlins is that into Dear Reader anymore


Wait till you see what the nominees got in their goodie bags.


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25 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama: US won’t be able to defend Israel if peace talks fail

    Ahead of meeting with Netanyahu, president says unprecedented ‘aggressive settlement construction’ detrimental to peace process
    Translation:’hey,Bibi…remember how I turned my back on my own ambassadoe in Benghazi?yeah,kinda like that.
    They’re meeting at Barky’s crib today.I’ll bet that will be awkward as hell.


  2. Pistol Pete

    House subcommittee chairman: Obama administration policy would eliminate half of all existing Medicare Part D plans
    AARP went all in for this punk.


    • Ting

      I think the Medicare Part D is confusing as the daylights. Every fall I have to try to figure out which plan is the best for my mother for the following year and I just hate that job. I tried to get her to go without it, and so far she would have come out ahead financially, but she is terrified she might need some hugely expensive medicine one day. I hate to tell her that odds are it won’t be covered anyway.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Putin on the attack, Obama on his way to Connecticut

    Don’t look now but the very short fuse in Eastern Europe is getting perilously close to ignition.

    Also don’t look now but our Commander-in-Chief, after issuing his typical useless rhetoric regarding the Russian invasion of Ukraine, is on his way to Connecticut to talk about the minimum wage.
    WASHINGTON – On Wednesday, March 5, the President will travel to Connecticut and deliver remarks at Central Connecticut State University on minimum wage. The President will be joined by Governor Malloy of Connecticut, Governor Patrick of Massachusetts, Governor Chafee of Rhode Island, and Governor Shumlin of Vermont to discuss the importance of raising the minimum wage and giving hardworking Americans the raise they deserve. Perhaps someone should let the President know that his true and only mandates as POTUS are to uphold the Constitution and national security. He is of course failing miserably at both! For anyone out there who voted for Obama once or even twice you are now reaping what you sowed while dragging the other Americans who knew better and the rest of the world down with you


  4. Pistol Pete

    the country’s first special needs vice president tries to get Canadian citizen to sign up for Obamacare


  5. Pistol Pete

    Democrat Party Claims Reagan Served in Congress on Official Twitter Account
    As ignorant as this band of nitwits are,consider the dreck that keep voting for them.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Kerry Grilled On ABC: ‘Any Indication At All That President Putin Is Taking Heed of What President Obama Is Saying?’
    Bamster has taken the unprecedented step of cancelling the G8 summit planned for June in Sochi,Russia.That’ll teach Pooty-poot to invade his neighbors!
    Lurch is another proud member of The Order of The Flaccid Penis.(I just made that up)


  7. Pistol Pete

    Graham: Obama budget ‘guts our defense’
    Can you tell Grahamnesty is up for reelection this year??
    I’m thinking he’ll be a frequent guest on the Sunday talk-a-thons because the media really wants to keep the GOP’s useful idiots.


  8. Pistol Pete

    The world’s best goody bag: Academy Awards nominees to take home $85,000 worth of gifts including sex drive enhancement and a $15,000 trip to Japan

    Nominees and presenters at this year’s Academy Awards will receive an extravagant gift bag
    The bag has 50 gifts ranging in price from $6.49 to $16,000
    This year’s haul is worth a total of $85,000 – last year’s bag was worth $55,000
    The most expensive item in the bag is a $16,000 voucher towards hair transplant treatment
    Holidays stars will receive include a $15,000 walking tour of Japan and luxury stays in Hawaii and Mexico
    The oddest gifts this year are an ‘O-Shot’ procedure to enhance a woman’s orgasm and his ‘n’ hers pepper spray guns


  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama: Some in GOP want ‘segregation’ for gays

    President Obama in a speech on Friday hammered Republicans who oppose gay rights, saying that some of them wanted to “legalize segregation based on sexual orientation.”

    “In some states, they’re so far in the past they’re even pushing laws to legalize segregation based on sexual orientation,” said Obama in an address to the Democratic National Convention winter meeting in Washington.

    “As Democrats, we’ve let the other side define the word ‘freedom’ for too long,” he added.

    Obama’s comments were likely a reference to a recent Arizona bill that would have allowed businesses to refuse service to gay customers.

    Supporters said the bill would protect the religious freedom of business owners, but the measure invited harsh criticism from many major companies, including Major League Baseball and Delta Air Lines.


  10. Pistol Pete

    not an invasion,its an ‘uncontested arrival.’
    Will this become another ‘overseas contingency operation?’


    • Ting

      They take the cake for coming up with knucklehead terms. Like workplace violence for the Fort Hood terrorist attack.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Wounded War Hero’s Powerful Open Letter To ‘Elitist Rich Thug Obama:’ Dear Mr. President

    Dear President Obama,

    My name is Brian Kolfage, I’m a triple amputee and retired Air Force veteran who was severely wounded on September 11, 2004 in Iraq.

    I nearly died in a war that most of your colleagues supported overwhelmingly, including the two presidents who came before you. Many citizens may not agree with waging war in Iraq to free the oppressed Iraqi citizens, but it’s something that warriors like myself have no control over. I joined to serve my country and to better my life. I’ve seen things that you could never imagine, and they have made me the person I am today.

    Mr. Obama, even though we have extreme opposite views, we have one thing in common, we both attended school in Hawaii. However, that’s where the similarities end. You see, as you attended your exclusive, private school, I would ride my bike to Kaimuki High School in one of the roughest areas in Hawaii. Every morning I would ride past Punahou, the exclusive private school you attended and I would notice all of the Bentleys, Maseratis, and fancy foreign cars that all the kids were dropped off in; wow it must have been extremely rough in Hawaii living that life, right? I could only imagine what it was like to have that kind of money. Fortunately for you, not many people are aware of the school that you and the upper class citizens of Hawaii attended. The tuition to attend your exclusive, private school was more than it cost me to obtain a Bachelor’s degree in Architecture from the University of Arizona. You talk a big game when it comes to financial inequality, yet I’m quite sure you have no idea what it’s truly like to have to sacrifice. You were one of the elitist children in Hawaii.

    After High School, we each chose very different paths. You were able to attend America’s finest Ivy League schools, while I pursued a career in the military, in hopes of earning a degree. What we have in life as children usually helps to set the tone for how we acheive success later in life. I worked to get where I am today, while it was HANDED TO YOU….Mr. Inequality.

    I volunteered to go to Iraq on both of my deployments, and the second time I begged to go even after I wasn’t selected. During that second deployment, I was ultimately placed on the team where I would lose both legs and my dominant arm. Even though many Americans were against the war in Iraq, I’ve never asked myself if it was worth it after losing 3 of my limbs.

    I am frequently reminded of the many young Iraqi children who would beg me for water, food, and toys while I was stationed in Iraq. Children, who in all aspects made the poorest of poor American children look rich. You have no idea what it really means to be poor. It’s laughable that you, who would have no idea what it means to be poor would so frequently play the inequality card.

    While I was in Iraq, our mission was to liberate the Iraqi citizens from a tyrant and that’s what we did. Never forget, it was your people who sent us there, like the Clintons, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi & Carl Levin. However, since the day you busted onto the scene you’ve been talking about ending the war and pulling the troops out, not understanding the blood sweat and tears that so many Americans and Iraqi’s invested. And with complete disregard for every life sacrificed, every limb lost, and every broken family, you bailed on our mission to pursue an agenda that was completely centered on your re-election in 2012. If you didn’t bail on Iraq you were worried that you may not get re-elected and that’s a fact. Just before elections on Oct 11, 2012 you said “Al Qaeda is on the run and Osama bin Laden is dead.” Look at Iraq now, they are in shambles and the Al Qaeda flag is flying freely. Clearly, you’re unfit for duty as a Commander in Chief. You put your own agenda ahead of America’s agenda, and now you have single handedly ruined and destroyed nearly everything we gained in Iraq. It clearly means nothing to you, because the only thing that you’ve personally invested in that country was a promise to bail on them. However, people like me gave limbs, friends have died, and we’ve watched families destroyed by war’s aftermath.

    I’m not placing blame on you for the war, I’m placing blame on you for destroying what we’ve worked so hard to build. You’re not a leader, you’re a community organizer. A leader would have stood up regardless of the situation and put America’s agenda first and that is ensuring a secure Iraq even after 10 years of war. But, you placed Barack first, just as Robert Gates confirmed in his new book. I can’t help but think of those poor kids who I gave water and toys to 11 years ago. They’re probably 15 or 16 years old now, and I can only imagine what it’s like for them to have their nation being torn apart yet again; all because of your poor leadership qualities. Regardless of why we went to Iraq, its water under the bridge. We went there, we waged war, and we not only owed it to our KIA’s but we owed it to the citizens of Iraq. We invaded their country and turned it upside down, and you bailed on them. You bailed on our soldiers and you’ve wasted every death and every limb, it’s all for nothing. And to make matters worse you blame others for your failures

    You’re just another elitist rich thug who’s pretended to live the rough life growing up in the inner-city. You’re only worried about your own agenda and furthering your party instead of taking care of Americans. Your inability to be a leader at some of the most critical points has caused both of our wars to fail. You’ve been a joke to most of our veteran community and we have no faith in your ability to lead.

    Senior Airman Ret Brian Kolfage USAF

    “The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.”

    — Lou Holtz


  12. Pistol Pete

    What do you suppose Senior Airman Kolfage would give to be able to do what these two dickheads are doing?


  13. Pistol Pete

    Administration announces Obamacare subsidies for some people who didn’t sign up for Obamacare
    What does he care?Its not like its his money he’s throwing around.


  14. Pistol Pete

    Fallon, Rahm Emanuel jump into freezing lake
    Count on the tonight Show to turn into a full-on democrat cheering,PR machine.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Obama declares ‘happy hour’ with Dems minutes after Ukraine tough talk
    Minutes after issuing a stern warning to Russia and saying there will be a price to pay if it interferes militarily in Ukraine, President Obama headed to a “happy hour” with fellow Democrats.


  16. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama Guest Stars on ‘Parks and Recreation’ Season Finale
    She’s made more than 100 television appearances. Her next one will be on “Parks and Recreation’s” season finale, April 24. But she’s not an actress. She’s the first lady of the United States, and she’s Hollywood royalty.

    There’s an old country song called:’You’re the Reason God Made Oklahoma.’
    How about one for Mooch:’You’re the reason God Made Cable TV’


  17. Pistol Pete

    America and the Aggressive Left

    “Conservatives sometimes feel exhausted from trying to fight back on a million fronts. A leftist might say: “Yes, that’s the plan.” But the left too is damaged. They look hollowed out and incoherent. Their victories, removed of meaning, are only the triumphs of small aggressions.” – Peggy Noonan


  18. Pistol Pete

    Waahhh!!!My black daddy left my worthless half-black ass so I got high…a lot.I had to work hard…I never got a break


  19. Pistol Pete

    Democrats, How Much Will You Take?
    We are all guilty of providing a wide leeway to a politician that we favor. If the politician is someone we support, we restrain ourselves when something becomes public that would have us in a tizzy if done by someone with whom we dislike politically.
    When will the grownups in the Democratic Party say enough is enough with Barack Obama?


  20. Pistol Pete

    CNN: Piers Morgan out – Sarah Brady in
    Like certain other TV networks, CNN likes gun control supporters. For more than a year, it allowed Piers Morgan to relentlessly and viciously attack the Second Amendment and anyone who supports it, until Morgan’s perennially low-rated show had cost the network so much in lost advertising revenue that keeping him on the air was no longer financially sustainable.
    So they trade one vapid,gun-grabbing loon for another.


  21. Pistol Pete