Daily Archives: March 3, 2014

Absurd White House PR pic

I’m sure the people of Ukraine are all kinds of relieved to know the Prezzer is giving Putin what for while wearing denim.

2014_03 01 WH absurd PR pic

This image is a far more accurate picture of the current situation.

2014_03 03 Putin Hush now to baby barack

Source:
http://twitchy.com/2014/03/02/brandishes-phone-at-putin-wh-releases-baffling-pic-of-obama-phone-call-most-disturbing-part/
http://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/

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The NINE Days of the Son of Man

I noticed something startling in the Olivet Discourse, when Jesus taught his disciples about the End Times and Final Judgment. He said, “The days will come when you will long to see one of the days of the Son of Man.” (Luke 17:22 NABRE)

I’d heard of the Day (singular) of the Lord, but not the Days (plural) of the Son of Man. There is an article about “The Day of the Lord” at Wikipedia, but when I googled “days of the son of man”, I got nothing much. Yet my Catholic translation (NABRE) clearly says “one of the days of the Son of Man”, so I thought I’d better check it against other translations.

Twelve other translations render the phrase in EXACTLY the same way.

This got me thinking … what might these days be? And how could I identify them with confidence? I noticed the verses about the Day of the Lord mention the sun, the moon, clouds and angels. And right after Jesus brings up the Days of the Son of Man, He says, “just as lightning flashes and lights up the sky from one side to the other, so will the Son of Man be [in his day].”

So I began compiling a list of events in Jesus’ life that had sky signs and angels in them. I found SEVEN for His first time on Earth, plus TWO more for the End of Days.

NINE days of the Son of Man

In the Bible, SEVEN signifies EVERYTHING, because it combines THREE which is for the Creator and FOUR which is for His Creation. So it works perfectly that Jesus’ first time here on Earth had SEVEN special Days of the Son of Man events.

The last TWO Days of the Son of Man events will be about Jesus coming at the beginning and at the end of the last SEVEN years of time. In the Bible, TWO is often about pairs of things that are alike and different. Jesus said that the whole of the law and the prophets depend on the two great commandments (Matthew 22:36-40). Jesus is the second Person of the Holy Trinity; He is also fully Human and fully Divine. Jesus is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. He is also the Word, which is revealed in the Old and New Testaments.

The EIGHTH event will be the Rapture. SEVEN plus ONE is EIGHT, so EIGHT is “one more than everything.” It moves us into the eternal. Jesus rose in His glorified, immortal body on the EIGHTH day. On the day of the Rapture, the elect will be caught up and receive their glorified, immortal bodies.

The NINTH event will be the Second Coming at Armageddon. SEVEN plus TWO is NINE, so “all that there is, plus TWO.” Again, TWO is tied to Jesus, the Second Person of the Trinity. Also, there were TWO Old Testament prophecies about the Messiah, one that He would come as a peace-maker, humbly, on a donkey, and the other, that He would come on a horse, leading an army to conquer Israel’s enemies. Jesus fulfilled the donkey prophecy early in the week before He died. At the Second Coming at Armageddon, He will fulfill the conquering hero on a horse prophecy.

NINE is a relatively rare number in Scripture. The Bible uses base ten math, so NINE is the largest and the last single digit number. Armageddon will be both the greatest and the last war of all time.

NINE is also THREE times THREE. It’s tied to the Holy Spirit, the THIRD Person of the TRINITY, the NINE Fruits of the Holy Spirit, and the NINE Gifts of the Holy Spirit.

There’s one other place where EIGHT and NINE really stand out. That is in Sukkot (pron. soo KOTE), the Feast of In-gathering (aka, Booths, Tabernacles).

Sukkot lasts for SEVEN days. The TWO days following the festival – Shemini Atzeret and Simchat Torah – are separate holidays, but are related to and commonly considered part of Sukkot.

The EIGHTH day is the holiday known as Shemini Atzeret (“Assembly of the Eighth”). In Israel, Shemini Atzeret is also Day ONE of Simchat Torah (“Rejoicing in the Torah”).

The NINTH day is Day TWO of Simchat Torah. On Simchat Torah, the Jewish ecclesiastical readings come to the end of Torah, then proceed immediately to the first chapter of Genesis, reminding us that the Torah is a circle, and never ends.

SEVEN. TWO. EIGHT. NINE. Beginnings and endings. The WORD of God. Are you seeing a pattern here?!

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PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

To make sense of what’s going on in Europe,you must first understand Obama the way the genuine tyrants of the world know him to be. He has ducked responsibility for everything his entire life. It’s like being hired to do a job and hiding in the bathroom all day,only coming out for lunch and quitting time….and complaining how hard you worked. And working on his acceptance speech for his expected employee of the month award.

He got his state senate seat by getting his opponents’ nominating petitions tossed out for invalid signatures and his US Senate seat by getting sealed divorce records opened to blackmail the republican who was poised to defeat him. While in the state senate he never authored a single bill. The senate majority leader, Emil Phillips, wrote a couple minor pieces for him to put his name on. The rest of the time he always voted ‘present’ so as not to be pinned down on anything. He  had to spend millions to hide his college transcripts for a reason. Likely he never did anything significant and skated by because he was black. As head of the Harvard Law Review,he never wrote a single word we’ve been allowed to see. We have seen some of the Wookie’s writings and even then she oozed racial fury and white hatred.

If we know this,Putin surely knew it. He was smart enough to wait until after Barky became ‘more flexible’ before planning his takeover of Eastern Europe. Even Hamid Karzai,who is so corrupt he’d make a democrat senator green with envy, is thumbing his nose at Jugears. The surrender-monkey-in-charge has already announced he’s cutting and running from Afghanistan and Karzai has already made some kind of deal with the Taliban when they rush in after we pull out. Between Iraq and Afghanistan we’ve spent a lot of blood and treasure to see this filth make the sacrifice worthless because he has no guts and doesn’t care about anything but his own good time.

Bill Clinton’s controversial couplings has reached a new level after he was pictured spending time with prostitutes at a recent charity event. The former President was in Los Angeles on Thursday and photographed with two female attendees who work as legal prostitutes in Nevada. Identified as Ava Adora and Barbie Girl by TMZ, both of the women are known to work at the Bunny Ranch brothel near Carson City.

The Crooked Penis is salivating at getting back into the Spite house so the taxpayers can foot the bill for his whoring.

BARKY SENT OUT THIS TWEET COMMEMORATING THE 95TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE GRAND CANYON NATIONAL PARK.WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT TO SEE?

THIS IS A REAL FLOAT THAT WILL APPEAR IN THE MARDI GRAS PARADE THIS WEEK.

Apparently,not everyones in N’Awlins is that into Dear Reader anymore

THIS SELFIE OF A PACK OF SELF-IMPORTANT,OVERINDULGED,OVERPAID WEENIES SET A RECORD FOR RETWEETS AT THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT.

Wait till you see what the nominees got in their goodie bags.

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