Duck Dynasty, Piers Morgan and Schadenfreude

Remember when Piers Morgan went all Neener Neener on Duck Dynasty because it’s Season 5 opening ratings weren’t as high as it’s Season 4 RECORD BREAKING opening ratings? If not, see https://polination.wordpress.com/2014/01/25/the-stupid-it-burns/.

2014_01 22 Piers vs Ducks

Forgive me, please, for going all Neener Neener back at his pompous limey ass but the man’s constant sneering at our Second Amendment has gotten on my last nerve.

On February 7, 2014, Morgan scored his lowest ever total* viewership when 235,000 tuned in.

On February 18, 2014, Morgan scored his second lowest ever demo* viewership when 50,000 tuned in.

Back when Megyn Kelly started doing her news talk show in the same cable time slot over at Fox News, Piers honked out a big “Bring it on” at her.

 On February 18, 2014, Kelly had 2,068,000 total and 354,000 demo viewers.

Tweeters comments:

  • .@piersmorgan Just saw your latest ratings. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
  • I guess he was right when he said bigotry doesn’t sell.
  • Some YouTubers have higher viewership
  • I find it amusing that Piers has consistently been hammered twice over by FOX’s ‘Red Eye’, 3am viewership.
  • Ginsu knife advertisements have more viewers.
  • I have a Ginsu Knife set which I love. They are very sharp and work well. All things I can’t say about Piers Morgan.
  • Perhaps the #British would take him back so he could bore them to death?
  • NOBODY in the UK wants him back – we threw street parties when he left!
  • Go back to London, Piers
  • That village in the UK made a pre-emptive phone call just to let us know they DO NOT want their idiot back.

Still … there is actually another TV personality who is even WORSE than Piers Morgan. And here’s Megyn Kelly to give him some well-deserved raspberries.

Megyn Kelly on Al Gore’s Failed ‘Current TV’ Sold to Al Jazeera – 1/3/13

Sources:

*Demo viewers are adults 25-54 years old. Total viewers is all age groups combined. Ads pay for television and ad buyers are primarily interested in Demo viewers, because they are the people who do the most spending in this country.

http://www.deadline.com/2014/02/cnn-piers-morgan-live-second-worst-demo-rating/

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5 responses to “Duck Dynasty, Piers Morgan and Schadenfreude

  1. Pistol Pete

    How about the demented tarbaby?
    Here Are All 314 Times Al Sharpton Mentioned Race in 2013

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I have to life a glass to the poor video editor who put this together. THIS is funny, but actually looking at all those broadcasts in order to clip out all these bits? ARGHHH. That nameless person deserves a Pistol Pete Award. 🙂

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