PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNDAY

Posted by Pistol Pete

Take a break; the moral fabric of our country is crumbling,the DC republicant’s,to please Obamaspierre are climbing into the oxcart to be led away to the guillotine with the word ‘amnesty’ scrawled on the blade with the blood of those who have sacrificed to defend the freedoms they have capriciously squandered for 30 pieces of silver from their money masters. Extricate yourself from the cesspool of lies,hypocrisy,greed,hate and treachery that is politics today.

She’s running again because’my work is not done.’

There are still a few pockets of resistance to the socialist takeover that must be crushed.

GUESS WHO’S CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR NOSTRILITIS WAXHEAD’S SEAT?

Surprised she can close her legs and stand up long enough to campaign

HIS CATHETER SLIPPED OUT!

That’s funny,right there. I don’t care who you are.

In case you hadn’t noticed I’m in a really owly mood. We’ve had maybe 2 days above 30 the last two months and the weather channel is calling for 4-8 more inches from tonight until tomorrow afternoon. I’m just really worn out.

Take heart,I promise no depressing stuff.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    What is a stay-at-home mom’s salary worth? How tasks like driving, cooking and laundry would add up to a $113,568 income
    I’ll bet some of you are feeling short-changed about now.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2544913/What-stay-home-moms-salary-worth-How-tasks-like-driving-cooking-laundry-add-113-568-income.html#ixzz2s06XQgbA

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Man Jailed For Toilet Seat Attack On Disabled Kin

    Florida man, 20, facing assault with a deadly weapon
    Obama needs to sign an executive order banning toilet seats.
    Check this dufus out:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/toilet-seat-assault-675431

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Fleeing Robbery Suspect Shoots Self in Groin
    That’s a special kind of pain there
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/30/Fleeing-Robbery-Suspect-Shoots-Self-In-Groin

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Flatulent cows cause methane explosion at German dairy farm that nearly takes off entire barn roof

    Static electric charge apparently triggered the detonation
    Explosion from a spurt of flame happened on Monday at a farm in Rasdorf
    The roof was slightly damaged and one cow suffered light burns
    No-one was hurt and the reason for the incident is still unclear
    YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS FUNNY,BUT I HAVE FIRST-HAND KNOWLEDGE OF COW FARTS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547492/Flatulent-cows-cause-methane-explosion-German-dairy-farm-nearly-takes-entire-barn-roof.html#ixzz2s08TvteZ

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      One episode of Dirty Jobs is at a dairy farm where the inventor-farmer is making money off cow poop. He invented a machine that extracts the liquid, leaving a dry fertilizery substance he presses into planting pots you just pop in the ground. They disintegrate, simultaneously feeding and allowing the plant to root in the surrounding soil. Then he takes the liquid and lets it ferment, collecting the methane which he uses to power his farm.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    in honor of the big game Sunday:

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  6. Pistol Pete

    AAAWK! AND I’LL TESTIFY AGAINST HIM IN COURT! AAAWK! … Police arrested a man for drunken driving in Mexico City after they pulled him over at an alcohol checkpoint, and the man’s pet parrot said, “He’s drunk. He’s drunk.”

    OH, I’D BETTER PICK SOMETHING UP FOR THE WIFE, TOO … A man was arrested for shoplifting at the Boynton Beach Mall in Florida after he stole $339 worth of drill kits and a pair of women’s panties.

    HERE I AM! … A 19-year-old woman showed up at court in Edwardsville, Ill., for a probation hearing for her burglary conviction on the wrong date, drunk and carrying her baby.
    WHERE’D ALL THESE COPS COME FROM … Three men attempted to stage a robbery at the Grand Central Mall in Vienna, W.Va., near the food court where 26 police officers were participating in a surveillance class. It didn’t last long.

    SMILE, DIMWIT … A man who burglarized a car in Lafitte, La., noticed a surveillance camera on a nearby home. So he ripped the camera down, but not before it recorded very clear images of his face which will no doubt be presented at his trial.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    76-Year-Old Man, Charged in Estranged Wife’s Murder, Dies Two Days After Landing in Jail
    The two had been married for 50 years before they separated and Charles Butler moved to Chambersburg, WHNS noted, although it wasn’t reported when they separated.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/12/76-year-old-man-charged-in-estranged-wifes-murder-dies-two-days-after-landing-in-jail/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Could YOU live without toilet paper? Meet the women who choose to wipe with a reusable piece of cloth instead
    Didn’t we used to call these diapers?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2547585/Could-YOU-live-without-toilet-paper-Meet-women-choose-wipe-reusable-piece-cloth-instead.html#ixzz2s0BnMX6m

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  9. Pistol Pete

    People Could Soon Be Brushing Their Teeth With Chocolate (Well, Sort Of)
    “Daredevils, have we got a surprise for you. Introducing Mint. Chocolate. Toothpaste
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/27/people-could-soon-be-brushing-their-teeth-with-chocolate-well-sort-of/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Son of God comes to theaters February 28, 2014. Now, the larger-than-life story of The New Testament gets a larger-than life treatment in the stand-alone feature SON OF GOD.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    DEA Nabs Amtrak Passenger Who Had Kilo Of Cocaine Hidden Inside Homemade Leg Cast
    This is really pretty sad
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine-smuggled-in-leg-cast-912873

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  12. Pistol Pete

    ‘I’m Going to Be Dead’: Little Boy Is the Answer to Elderly Woman’s Pleading Prayers
    A ten year old hero saves an 80 tear old womans life.
    this is your feel-good story of the day.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/29/im-going-to-be-dead-elderly-womans-prayer-answered-when-little-boy-very-literally-saved-her-life/

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Policeman Arrested In Prostitution Sting Run By His Own Agency
    This guy looks more like a felon than a cop.Pretty damn stupid,too
    .http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/30/Policeman-Arrested-In-Prostitution-Sting-Run-By-His-Own-Agency

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  14. Pistol Pete

    This city is crawling with Obama voters…it shows

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Are Cookie Dough Oreos even BETTER than regular Oreos? FEMAIL puts them to the test…
    Why do they keep messing with a perfectly good product?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2547723/Are-Cookie-Dough-Oreos-BETTER-regular-Oreos-FEMAIL-puts-test.html

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Lawmakers, animal rights activists want to regulate pet snakes
    Lets all lobby against Big Reptile!

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/30/lawmakers-animal-rights-activists-want-to-regulate-pet-snakes/#ixzz2s0I7UjAw

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Nigerian woman threw out her pet cat… for ‘being gay’
    Woman in Lafia, Nigeria, disowns her pet of seven years for being gay

    Cat hit on other male cats and engaged in ‘unnatural behaviour’
    Sounds like a ‘cataphobe’ to me.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547823/The-woman-threw-pet-cat-gay.html#ixzz2s0IuXWsQ

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  18. Pistol Pete

    She should have invoked her right to remain silent: Woman doesn’t know when to shut up as she talks her way into spending 300 days in jail for contempt of court
    Ebony Burks appeared in court accused of domestic violence and assault
    When she was told she would not be allowed to contact her grandfather – who she lived with – Burks lost her cool
    The judge initially gave her 30 days for contempt of court before gradually increasing it as she spoke back to him
    HER NAME BE EBONY…SHE A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO WILL NOT BE TOLD NOTHIN’.
    HER MAMA SHOULDA SCHOOLED HER TO NEVER LET HER ALLIGATOR MOUTH OVERLOAD HER JAYBIRD ASS.
    the preceding was a grannyism,like:
    don’t let your mouth write a check your butt can’t cash
    don’t let your yap get you into something your behind can’t get you out of
    the toes you step on today might be attatched to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
    apparently,as a child,she felt I needed this counsel on way more than a few occasions….don’t know why.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548787/Woman-talks-way-spending-300-days-jail-contempt-court.html#ixzz2s0Jycw2A

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  19. chrissythehyphenated

    Got this in email about the SOTU:

    “I couldn’t stand to hear his inane, Marxist rhetoric one more time, so I skipped it. But here’s how I’m sure it went: Opening Lie…condescending lie…I, Me, My…Inequality…self serving lie…Old Lie #1…I Me, My…Fairness…New Lie #1…Big Bold Lie…Pen & Phone…Old Lie #2…New Lie #2…I, Me, My…The Right Thing to Do…Insane Marxist Lie…Old Lie #3…I, Me, My…Closing Lie…Photo Op.”

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  20. chrissythehyphenated

    “Obamaspierre” … oooh, I like it. Gonna have to steal that one, Pete!

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  21. Violet

    Pete, I’m with you on the weather-related grumps. This has been the crappiest winter I can remember, and that’s coming from a Minnesotan. My mom-in-law is snowbirding in AZ this year, and told me she has survivors guilt when she sees the news stories about how miserable it is up here.

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