PETE’S PAGE; POST-STATE OF THE COUP EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Everybody who calls themselves a reporter,columnist,pundit or strategist has an opinion on last nights pile of manure. I have read so many articles and opinion pieces my eyes began to water. I’ll try to do the best I can to make this post as entertaining as possible. After all,that’s what you pay me for. I’m including a lot of videos for your viewing pleasure.

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34 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; POST-STATE OF THE COUP EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    An Instantly Forgettable State of the Union Address
    President Obama delivered an unremarkable speech tonight in which he advocated a number of small-ball initiatives, several of which were repeats from previous years. Virtually nothing in the address was memorable, with one significant exception.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2014/01/29/an-instantly-forgettable-state-of-the-union-address-n1786326

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  2. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA REFERS TO HIMSELF 74 TIMES DURING THE STATE OF THE COUP SPEECH
    As we are already well aware of, Obama likes to talk about . . . Obama. Here’s the breakdown from tonight’s SOTU:
    http://weaselzippers.us/obama-refers-to-himself-74-times-during-state-of-the-union/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Duck Dynasty’ star turns heads at State of the Union
    everybody wanted to be seen with America’s favorite redneck,including McQueeg and his l’il bitch,Linda Grahamnesty.Willie just thought it was neat.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/29/duck-dynasty-star-turns-heads-at-state-of-the-union/#ixzz2roaK1fgJ

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Only Greg Gutfeld could make Obama’s ‘flying bullsh*t’ SOTU speech this tolerable
    This guy is a more articulate version of me.
    http://twitchy.com/2014/01/29/only-greg-gutfeld-could-make-obamas-flying-bullsht-sotu-speech-this-tolerable/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Krauthammer: ‘When Obama repeated Guantanamo, you knew he’d sort of run out of ideas’
    “I would call it ‘The Chestnut Speech,’” Krauthammer contended. “There were so many old chestnuts that were shown it was almost embarrassing.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/29/krauthammer-when-obama-repeated-guantanamo-you-knew-hed-sort-of-run-out-of-ideas/#ixzz2rocVPBBT

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  6. Pistol Pete

    ‘I will break you in half’: Congressman threatens to throw reporter off balcony during interview
    *editors note:when I bookmarked this early this morning,the header said REPUBLICAN congressman.It also referred to him as a republican in the first sentence.Apparently,its been edited.Still nice to read about somebody who doesn’t kiss the media’s butt.
    http://news.yahoo.com/-i-will-break-you-in-half—republican-congressmen-threatens-to-throw-reporter-off-balcony-during-interview-053744777.html

    You KNEW there’d be a video:

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Obama Uses Army Ranger As Prop During Speech, But Cuts Military Healthcare And Pension Benefits
    The longest,loudest and most heartfelt applause the whole night was for this wounded warrior.Too bad he doesn’t have a commander-in-chief worthy to shine his boots.
    http://weaselzippers.us/obama-uses-army-ranger-as-prop-during-speech-but-cuts-military-healthcare-and-pension-benefits/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Remember That Army Ranger From Tuesday’s SOTU? An NBC News Editor Thinks His Story ‘Could Apply’ to Obama (UPDATED)
    NBC News’ Mark Murray on Wednesday said that the story of a wounded veteran’s struggle to recover from a savage IED blast “could apply” to President Obama.

    “Nothing in [President Obama’s] seven years on the national political stage (2007-2014) has come easy,” NBC News’ senior political editor wrote in an article titled
    this is so sickening I almost threw up my meatball sub.No wonder nobody watches network news anymore.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/29/nbc-editor-claims-story-of-injured-sotu-army-ranger-could-apply-to-obama-nothing-has-ever-come-easy/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Jon Stewart: Obama Now in the ‘F*ck It’ Stage of His Presidency
    this is a great rant by Liebowitz

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s High School Pot Dealer Bludgeoned to Death by Gay Lover
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE
    President Obama’s high school pot dealer who he thanked in his yearbook for the ‘good times’ was beaten to death by his lover after a series of fights over flatulence and drugs, MailOnline can reveal today.

    Raymond Boyer, known as ‘Gay Ray’ to Obama and his marijuana smoking ‘Choom Gang’, was bludgeoned to death with a hammer seven years after he sold the future president and his friends drugs.
    Obama today signed an executive order mandating all hammers must be registered and licensed.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/obamas-high-school-pot-dealer-bludgeoned-to-death-by-gay-lover/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Occupy #SOTU! Laura Ingraham, Monica Crowley notice something hilarious about Sheila Jackson Lee
    Occupy House Chamber: How long has Sheila Jackson Lee camped out for that primo spot?
    more snarky tweets from twitchy
    http://twitchy.com/2014/01/29/occupy-sotu-laura-ingraham-monica-crowley-notice-something-hilarious-about-sheila-jackson-lee/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    From Ted Cruz

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Andrea Mitchell: Iran Was Basically an American Ally Until Bush Ruined Everything
    Andrea,you ignorant slut;in the seven year war between iran and Iraq who did we back?That would be Iraq.When Iran kidnapped our embassy people and held them captive for over a year,who was president?
    Now shut your arrogant piehole and go make Mr. Moneybags some oatmeal.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2014/01/29/nbcs-andrea-mitchell-iran-was-basically-an-american-ally-before-bush-n1786025

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  14. Pistol Pete

    35.5% of Disability Beneficiaries Have ‘Mental Disorder’; 43.2% in D.C.
    When you run out of unemployment and you’re too young for social security,disability is easier than looking for a job
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/355-disability-beneficiaries-have-mental-disorder-432-dc#sthash.NqPr4OkF.dpuf

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  15. Pistol Pete

    THIS IS THE VIDEO PORTION OF TODAYS PRESENTATION
    People react to SOTU…before he gives it

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  16. Pistol Pete

    In my heart,I know I’d make a great president….or something

    Trouble is,he doesn’t know Bill Gates from Bob Gates

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  17. Pistol Pete

    CNN Panel: Democrats On The Run From Obama

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  18. Pistol Pete

    This Super Bowl ad might put a lump in your throat

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Limbaugh on SOTU: A Campaign Speech Without An Election

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  20. Good evening from the wilds of Oklahoma.

    Two things I thought y’all might like to see, if they haven’t been covered already (Alas 😦 I think I’ve maybe missed some chunks of PoliNation lately.)

    Thing 1:

    ask.metafilter.com Dying of cancer, gramma scribbled twenty note cards with inscrutible code. Grandchild thought to crowd-source it to ask.metafilter and…

    “Holy cow! 14 minutes to solve the back of the card that has been bugging my family for 20 years! That is amazing!”

    And Gramma’s secret is amazing.

    c/o Gizmodo c/o someone on Ace of Spades.

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  21. Thing 2, finally: 🙂

    Here in Oklahoma, State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-Broken Arrow, next to Tulsa), filed legislation he’s calling the [b]”Piers Morgan Constitutional Right to Keep and Bear Arms Without Infringement Act.”[/b] Good article about him and the proposed bill at KJRH.

    Some good reading is Dahm’s bio at OKSenate.gov: Raised by Baptist missionary family, for starters. “As a Constitutional Conservative, Nathan draws heavily from his experiences in the formerly communist — and currently socialist — nation of Romania to inform people of the failures, perils, and evils of socialism. Nathan is one of the few home-school graduates to ever serve in the Senate, and is currently the youngest member in the Oklahoma Senate.”

    Imagine I posted a picture of Dahm’s smiling face here.

    So, the Limey tweeted a dare for the Okie to come on his show, “if you have the guts.” 🙄

    Dahm accepted, and he debated (if you can call it that) Pier Smorgan on Monday night,

    YouTube link to short clip from the show for those with low threshhold of tolerance for the likes of Piers — we had to watch it in small does:

    There’s about 100 copies of the whole debate on YouTube now. Here’s what appears to be about the oldest one.

    Home-schooled Baptist Oklahoma Republican entrepreneur. Wooty woot! Don’t y’all have lots of politicians like that where you are?

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  22. Small DOSES, not does. (And I’m on the desktop so I can’t blame the cell’s autocorrect.) Also, I forgot (again!) that link would embed the vid. Fancy shmancy WordPress. Hope that was okay.

    Since I’m taking a 3rd slot… here’s Bonus Thing #3:

    Our Freshman US Congressman Jim Bridenstine was to bring (I presume he did bring) Tyronne Wood’s dad to the SOTU. Weasel Zippers

    “As a combat veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, I understand the importance of knowing that America leaves no one behind. I am honored to host the father of a true hero.”

    That’s how your congressman talks, right? I guess when we left Chicago, we could have moved worse places than here. 🙂

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  23. About that To Do list…

    I’ve been with my dad when he did #4!

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      It’s the best way to handle the awkwardness of being the last person to squeeze in with no room to turn around and face the doors like everyone else. 🙂

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  24. chrissythehyphenated

    Weird, but very nice thing just happened … a graphic I made years ago popped up on my Facebook wall as a share from another site. I think it was part of my old Webshots Site Bites collection, but that went defunct more than a year ago, after Webshots sold itself to somebody that switched it to cloud storage, which I didn’t want. I wonder how long ago that graphic got copy/pasted/posted somewhere else and started floating around the net. Fun little “Atta, Girl” for me, you know?

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  25. chrissythehyphenated

    Chicago Grassroots React to State of the Union–Obama, The Big Let Down

    I LOVE the guy who says, “If this is you helping us, then stop helping us.”

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