Posted by Pistol Pete
Didn’t really plan on posting anything for awhile. Been down to my last nerve,what with car issues,my knee degenerating to the point I can barely walk,political frustration,problems with computer malware,and mostly,the crappy weather. We got about 5 inches of snow Sunday and it was below zero this AM and will remain so for days. I backed out of a customers’ driveway yesterday and right into a 3 foot snowbank.The couple who lived there came out with shovels and helped me dig out,and I got home hours late and soaking wet from the thighs down to my shoes.
Thanks to my dear,dear friend Chrissy; I sent her an e-mail to tell her about the issues I was having with my machine and she sent me instructions on how to remove the problem complete with pictures so even a moron like me could do it. Voila! I wrote them down and managed to get it done and saved a service call from my tech guy. Thanks again,mi amiga,you remain awesome!
The computer in the car has flashed a warning the last two days that the right rear tire was low on air. I kept an eye on the tire pressure and fretted the whole morning,since all the outside air hoses were frozen. After I had breakfast and my coffee,I turned in for my morning nap. DW took the car to Walmart and they found a nail in the tread and fixed it for $10. So things are getting a little better.
The Grammys were last night,a celebration by fabulously wealthy people FOR fabulously wealthy people without a high school diploma or hardly an ounce of humanity among them. Being old and out of touch,I never heard of any of these clowns. All I know is Beyoncé gave a performance that was NSFW or homes with children. There were also 30 mostly gay couples who got married live onstage to show the country how cutting edge and tres tres these immoral slugs are. Daddy,why is that man kissing another man like you kiss mommy? Think they care? Get real.
The State of the Union coup is tomorrow night. There are also new episodes of Pawn Stars and Counting Cars. Problem solved.
There are a few news items to post,but I’m doing a lot of fun stuff since I didn’t post Friday.
I have so many pictures I can’t possibly post as many as I’d like.
QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST PHOTOBOMB EVAH!
Cuomo slipping DeBlasio the tongue.I think I just threw up a little.
If you haven’t smiled yet,go back to HuffPo.
polination.blog 
Working-Age Americans Now Make Up Majority of Food Stamp Households
In a first, working-age people now make up the majority in U.S. households that rely on food stamps — a switch from a few years ago, when children and the elderly were the main recipients.
Some of the change is due to demographics, such as the trend toward having fewer children. But a slow economic recovery with high unemployment, stagnant wages and an increasing gulf between low-wage and high-skill jobs also plays a big role. It suggests that government spending on the $80 billion-a-year food stamp program — twice what it cost five years ago — may not subside significantly anytime soon.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/obama-fun-fact-working-age-americans-now-make-up-majority-of-food-stamp-households/
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Rand Paul: Clinton Engaged in “Predatory Behavior”
Not to be the skunk at the Clinton-loving garden party, but it’s not just that President Clinton preyed on a young girl. Thereafter, he:
(1) Lied about it under oath;
(2) Engaged in efforts to smear the (truthful) young woman as a “stalker”;
(3) Tried to influence witnesses like Bettie Currie. Some in the law enforcement world call that “witness tampering.”
Finally, it’s worth pointing out that as harsh as Rand Paul was, he was likewise charitable. He didn’t mention instances where President Clinton’s “predatory behavior” wasn’t consensual — his reported encounters with women like Kathleen Willey, or Juanita Broaddrick (who has credibly alleged that Bill Clinton raped her).
Of course, all of this is old news. But if Democrats are obsessed with defending women from those who supposedly wage “war” on them, why do they celebrate Bill Clinton, and eagerly anticipate the opportunity to return him to The White House
IT HAS ALWAYS GALLED ME THAT KLINTOON GOT ONE QUESTION…ONE TIME…FROM SAM DONALDSON.THERE WAS NEVER A WORD UTTERED AFTER THAT ABOUT HIS RAPE OF JUANITA BROADDERICK..
DO YOU THINK IF LINDA TRIPP HADN’T CONVINCED MONICA TO KEEP THE DRESS WITH THE RAPISTS ‘SPECIAL SAUCE’ ON IT SHE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BUTCHERED BY THE CLINTON ASSASINATION TEAM????
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Hillary Clinton to address National Automobile Dealers Association in New Orleans
‘y’all think you’re good bullshitters?You ain’t got nothin’ on me and my old man.We wrote the book(a couple,as a matter of fact) and never wrote a truthful line.Being a pathological liar means lying even when telling the truth is easier.Now,where’s my 200 grand?
http://www.nola.com/business/index.ssf/2014/01/hillary_clinton_to_address_nat.html
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She is so obviously running. Gag.
I just cannot help but think she is going to have a tough time getting young people to by into her BS. They want glitz and glamour, not an old crone.
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Hey,GP;stayin’ warm?
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I always said if I were president,any interviews I gave the press would be broadcast live because of their ‘selective editing’ practices
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I can’t wait for ” another day”, when Sheifer says he is going to address this.
I would say that day will come when hell freezes over, but I guess we are way past that point.
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Gay NBA player, Boston bombing survivors to be Michelle Obama’s State of the Union guests
If Mooch wanted to get back at Barky for flirting with white women,she should at least pick a dude that liked women.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/gay-nba-player-boston-bombing-survivors-to-be-michelle-obamas-state-of-the-union-guests/article/2542914
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So she is hosting one of her husband’s butties.
She will do anything to keep obo away from HER.
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POLL: What is the favorite pastime of the typical Obama voter?
What is the favorite pastime of the typical Obama voter?
Posting profanity to any and all Conservative Facebook pages (37%, 179 Votes)
Making excuses as to why they still live in their mom’s basement (23%, 109 Votes)
Putting burning cross on the lawns of Black people, then accusing Republicans of doing it (16%, 76 Votes)
Volunteering to beat up pro-life demonstrators praying at the local abortion clinic (11%, 51 Votes)
Trying pour water out of a boot that has instructions on the heel (8%, 38 Votes)
Watching reruns of The Jerry Springer Show (5%, 30 Votes
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Coming Soon To Kabuki Theater Near You: White House Clown
From the people who brought you The New Deal, the War on Poverty, and … Jimmy Carter? This January, open your hearts and your wallets for a movie that will take your breath away and redistribute it. A story of hope. A story of change. A story of changing back. A story of waiting a little while and then acting like something has changed because we use a different name for it. A story of hoping for the sweet meteor of death. It’s “The State of the Union”. With Joe Biden and his lamp. Featuring Barack Obama as the President. And starring in his Oscar-worthy role. The TelePrompTer.
Yes the State of the Union is almost upon us. It’s that special time of year when families across the nation can get together and complain about missing American Idol. Will someone yell “you lie?” We can only hope. And in preparation for the President’s big moment, the White House, never one to miss out on an opportunity to present Obama as some kind of minor deity, is laying it on thick with their SOTU advertising campaign. Yes, an advertising campaign. For the speech. I know.
So get your feetie pajamas and hot cocoa ready folks. It’s going to be a magical night.
OH, and yes, this trailer has been edited. But you might be surprised by just how little. Sorry about your gag reflex.
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Obama State of the Union Message to Congress: Do What I Want or Be Ignored
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/01/27/obama-state-of-the-union-message-to-congress-do-what-i-want-or-be-ignored-n1785282
FLUFFER:’IT’S BUSH’S FAULT!’
Where do they find all these mouth-breathing humanoids?
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New High-Tech Underwear Kills The Smell Of Farts
my apologies if I already posted this..I honestly don’t remember
http://patdollard.com/2014/01/new-high-tech-underwear-designed-to-prevent-the-smell-when-passing-gas/
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Man Claims L.A. Deputies Roasted His Genitals
So much for hard-hitting journalism for today.
http://www.courthousenews.com/2014/01/20/64667.htm
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Will:the Clintons have spent their entire adult life borrowing money from rich people to run for public office
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I would love to hear ONE Hillary shill come up with ONE thing this woman has improved with all those billions she has taken as a politician.
She just left the whole middle east in turmoil and yet people are still going to vote for her just because she lied for her husband about how many women he abused?
I just do not get it.
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Someone needs to ask her how their foundation,a ‘charitable organization’ got $50 million in debt.Just a pair of common grifters who hit it big.
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Philanthropist couple quietly pay off the $105,000 debt racked up by San Francisco for BatKid’s big day out
City held a huge party held for ‘BatKid’ leukemia patient Miles Scott
His wish, granted by Make-A-Wish Foundation, was to become superhero
Heartwarming scenes were shown across the world and YouTube hit
Bill for renting sound system, screens and equipment topped $105,000
Philanthropists John and Marcia Goldman given San Francisco a cheque
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2543187/Philanthropist-couple-quietly-pays-105-000-debt-racked-San-Francisco-following-BatKids-big-day-out.html#ixzz2rd41eemS
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POPE,CHILDREN RELEASE TWO CONSERVATIVE DOVES…IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED BY LESBIAN SEAGULL AND CROW OF COLOR AS “EXTREME”
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If that is not proof that Satan exists, I don’t know what does.
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This guy came in for a fair share of “don’t be superstitious” criticism, but I tend to agree that having “eyes to see and ears to hear” is just being spiritually aware. Obviously I believe God speaks through the natural world. Why else would I be posting stuff about sky signs?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/standingonmyhead/2014/01/that-attack-on-the-popes-doves.html
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Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef
Student, 18, cited after elbowing boy, 13, in testicles
JANUARY 22–A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus allegedly struck another pupil in the testicles after the younger onlooker “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind” during the lewd performance, according to police.
It is comforting to know my country will be left in such capable hands after I’m gone.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-school-bus-687543
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Winnovations:fake inventions
These are a hoot
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Lonely Florida Guy Sought In Theft Of $300 Jenna Jameson Sex Doll
REPORTS ARE HE BORE A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO CHARLIE CRIST
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/theft/jenna-jameson-stolen-657430
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Why do we have to offer an ‘alternative’ at all?JUST REPEAL THE DAMN THING!
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President Obama Plans to Visit Pope Francis in March
This is part of his taxpayer-funded European vacation.
One is loved and respected by millions around the world….the other is Obama
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/01/21/president-obama-plans-to-visit-pope-francis-in-march
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The ‘smart bra’ that tells if you’re in LOVE: Underwear only undoes for partners that raise your heart rate
The concept bra, created by Japanese lingerie brand Ravijour, has a built-in heart monitor and connects to a smartphone app
It is not on sale yet and there is no indication it will become available
Smart bra is designed to ward off unsuitable men and claims to be ‘an instrument to detect true love’
Back in the day,the smooth guys could undo a 2-hooker with two fingers.I was so clumsy,if the girl didn’t help,it wasn’t happening.I could remove a milking machine quicker than a girls’ bra.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2546676/The-smart-bra-tells-youre-LOVE-Underwear-undoes-partners-raise-heart-rate.html#ixzz2rdBCcQ1B
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I can’t have this. It would come flying off every time I got near Italian food, coffee and/or cheese.
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Well said,madam!
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But not chocolate?
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The chocolate would do it to me.
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I am So Glad I had not just swigged my hot coffee when I read that, Violet! ROFLLL
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Pete, I got to hand it to yah. Only you would talk about disconnecting milking machines from cows in a comment about trying to get girl’s bras unhooked. Not awkward at all, you old smoothy. 😀 Your comments need their own Barry White background music.
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Jay Carnage tries his hand at acting…..EPIC FAIL
Why do all these democrat punks look like pedophiles?
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Aw … Pete … you made me cry. (I’m a happy blubberer from way back.) I’m SO glad your puter is fixed! I know how important our “windows to the world” are for us. Big hugs to you and Mamaw Pete.
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This is a great story. The cops did everything right, the good guys rounded up a ring of well-armed, thieving dog-fighters who … oh my … all look like “Sons of Barack.”
But wait, Barack doesn’t sic dogs on each other. He just eats ’em. Not like that Eeeeeevil Mitt, right? Except, oh wait. Seamus made it through that “cruel” car ride in sound mind and body.
One cannot say the same for the dogs these assholes abused for profit.
http://www.dogster.com/the-scoop/dog-fight-fighting-raided-georgia-police-helicopters-food-truck
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