Posted by Pistol Pete
Wading knee-deep in depressing,frustrating crap on a daily basis has made me look forward to Friday as much as it did when I had a full time job. I finally get to have a little fun posting things that hopefully make you realize that your life doesn’t suck as near as badly as mine does.
The Ghetto Trash turns 50 today (that’s 985 in Wookie years). I deliver both the Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times and both had her mug shot on the cover. Dealing with that at 2AM is good training for the task I perform here. The media are falling all over themselves fawning over this chocolate nightmare. ABC even suggested ’50 ways to celebrate Mooch’s birthday.’ I kid you not.
Twitchy has a thread with some really snarky comments here:
[Graphic inserted her by CtH, cuz I had to bloggy and facebook this story. Thanks Pete!]
Not to be upstaged by anything important,she tweeted this picture with her brand new AARP card. Like she’ll ever need them.
Still keeping your lunch down?
This is a Radio Shack ad from 1991.You could get a mobile phone on sale for $199!Thats $100 off.
THIS IS TIME’S LATEST COVER