PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

You wouldn’t know it by watching the media,but there are other things happening  besides the persecution and pending crucifixion of one Chris Christie. We all know why they’re doing it,but it doesn’t make it any the less sickening.

I have several links to articles celebrating the grace and elegance of Barky’s brood sow,WaPo calling her ‘a first lady for the ages.’ You people don’t realize the nauseating pap I endure to try to keep you informed and entertained.

Barky is shuffling his pompous ass off to North Carolina today to spread more of his famous verbal fertilizer. Sen. Kay Hagen(D-NC) won’t be there. She voted for Deathcare  and is now running away as fast as she can. There are at least 5 challengers for her seat and she trails every one of them.

A number of dems have announced they’re taking the lobby money and kickbacks they’ve stolen over the years and are gettin’ out of Dodge.

Barry announced yesterday we can look forward to another year of ruling by decree since nobody can stop him.

Kerry is proving once again that marrying rich heiresses is the only thing he’s any good at.

I said before I’d find a better name for Cankles; IOTW did it for me:


MOOCH FARTED AND BLEW A HOLE IN THE CURTAIN

‘THERE’S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING,ASSHOLE.’

TO GET THEIR AFRICAN TRIP ON THE TAXPAYER DIME,MALIA AND SASHA WERE LISTED AS ‘SENIOR ADVISORS’

SUH-FAR-EE

SCREW-WHI-TEE

NEW SEASON OF DUCK DYNASTY STARTS TONIGHT. GUESS A&E ISN’T MAD AT PHIL ANYMORE.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    CNN reporter: Sen. Hagan’s excuse for missing Obama’s NC event is like saying “I can’t go I’m washing my hair”
    Even though Obama will be in North Carolina tomorrow, Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC) won’t be in attendance with the president. Hmmmmm, imagine that. Hagan claims that she needs to be in Washington in order to vote on a few pieces of legislation, but even this CNN reporter isn’t that stupid:
    In a red state like North Carolina, Hagan can’t afford to be seen with Obama. But we’re not idiots. Does she think we’re gonna forget that she voted for Obamacare?

    THIS MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT
    Poll: Kay Hagan Trails All Republican Challengers
    No wonder she’s avoiding the president’s speech today. A new left-leaning PPP poll — which had, by the way, a D+10 sample — shows embattled Sen. Kay Kagan (D-NC) losing to every single Republican challenger vying for her job in 2014. All of these candidates are relatively unknown, and all of them are polling slightly ahead of her.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2014/01/15/poll-kay-hagan-now-trails-all-republicans-challengers-n1778931

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama on her 50th birthday: My message to women is be healthy
    “I don’t have the right to just sit on my talents or blessings,” she said. “I’ve got to keep figuring out ways to have an impact — whether as a mother or as a professional or as a mentor to other kids.”

    I WOULDN’T READ THIS BEFORE YOU’VE EATEN

    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2014/01/15/214515/michelle-obama-on-her-50th-birthday.html#storylink=cpy

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Eric Holder Wants Race-Based Quotas in School Discipline – Too Many Blacks Are Suspended
    Attorney General Eric Holder and Education Secretary Arne Duncan have issued the first-ever national guidelines for discipline in public schools, contending that present discipline disproportionately affects minorities
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/eric-holder-wants-race-based-quotas-on-school-discipline-too-many-blacks-are-suspended/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY AND ALREADY HAS 5.5 MILLION HITS;
    WHEN YOU WATCH IT,YOU’LL SEE WHY

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    • One of these days, the people who pull pranks like this are gonna get sued when someone with a bad heart keels over from the shock…

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        I had some boy type jerks pull a prank on us girl types during a youth group trip. I’m not a violent person, but the prank dissolved one of the girls into a heap of tears on the floor, which made me so angry that I hauled off and clocked the boy closest.

        The thing is … it was the second time they’d done it and we’d told them it was really NOT funny, just frightening. We didn’t do any pay back after the first time. The second … well, let’s just say they had a mess to clean up before they could use their sleeping bags that night. Nothing awful, just baby powder and rocks. I wonder how long it takes the get the smell of baby powder out of an insulated flannel-lined sleeping bag.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Coming Soon: Higher Obamacare Premiums
    There aren’t enough young people willing to subsidize the old and poor people on O-Care.SOMEBODY has to pay for all of it.Who could that possibly be?Hmmmmm?
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2014/01/15/coming-soon-higher-obamacare-premiums-n1779028

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Dem Rep. Jim Moran Won’t Seek Reelection
    The Virginia congressman is the third Democrat to head for the exits this week, following Rep. George Miller’s (D-Calif.) announcement on Monday and Rep. Bill Owens’s (D-N.Y.) decision Tuesday. Moran is the 15th House member to announce they won’t run again in 2014, a list which now includes six Democrats and nine Republicans.
    ‘Bagdad Jim’s’ district is in northern Va. and is deep,deep blue.
    http://weaselzippers.us/rep-jim-moran-wont-seek-reelection/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Greg Gutfeld called ths ‘probably the greatest thing he’s ever seen.’
    It is really strange.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    GOProud Founder Officially Leaves Republican Party over ‘Tolerance of Bigotry’
    Jimmy LaSalvia has joined the ranks of those of us who no longer call themselves ‘republicans.’
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/goproud-founder-officially-leaves-republican-party-over-tolerance-of-bigotry/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    its pretty well known that Krispy Kreme is Springsteen’s #1 fan.He was euphoric when ‘The Boss’ and homey#1 got together with him for a photo op after Superstorm Sandy.That did not,however make him immune from the partisan divide that runs very,very deep.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    WH delays another ObamaCare deadline
    This is the 15th time that “settled law” is whatever Barry decides it is.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/health-reform-implementation/195468-wh-delays-another-obamacare-deadline

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Can Debbie Wasserman Schultz find a Dem as sleazy as Jim Moran? Survey says: Hell yes

    Some really snarky comments from Twitchy

    http://twitchy.com/2014/01/15/can-debbie-wasserman-schultz-find-a-dem-as-sleazy-as-jim-moran-survey-says-hell-yes/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Ted Cruz thunders into a new year, while fellow Republicans seek softer tone
    this is the only republican with any guts
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/ted-cruz-thunders-into-a-new-year-while-fellow-republicans-seek-softer-tone/article/2542116

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  13. Pistol Pete

    After Losing His Wife to Cancer, a Widower Decided to Eat Alone at a Restaurant for the First Time — What He Did Before He Left Made People Cry
    This will tug at your heart,especially if you’re my age.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/15/after-losing-his-wife-to-cancer-a-widower-decided-to-eat-alone-at-a-restaurant-for-the-first-time-what-he-did-before-he-left-made-people-cry/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    McDonald’s at war… with a gang of gossiping Korean pensioners: Burger chain calls police over seniors it claims spend their days hogging booths at NY branch chatting over shared $1 bag of fries
    There’s really not much anybody can do since this is a public place.
    I still feel sorry for the owner.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539892/McDonalds-war-group-gossiping-elderly-men-spend-entire-days-hogging-booths.html#ixzz2qVPcGwRL

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    • Violet

      At first I felt bad for the elders. But the article says they have plenty of other low-cost/free hangout options, and seem to be doing this out of spite? Team McD’s forever, sorry, old folks. If this isn’t technically loitering, it’s pretty close.

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      • Their behavior is at minimum extremely inconsiderate, given that they have other places to go and hang out where they would not be interfering with anyone’s business. One of the stereotypes of Asian people is that they’re very polite, but these geezers are kind of tarnishing the image.

        (Sorry, was that racist and/or ageist? I denounce myself.)

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          I learned a great new word on a t.v. show where a guy was quoting statistics and some bozo said he was a Racist. He said, “No. I am a Factist.” We need more of that.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    His co-workers never raised an eyebrow

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