Nerd Jokes


Sugar Cubed


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4 responses to “Nerd Jokes

  1. Pistol Pete

    Call me a dumbass redneck,I don’t get it.Guess I ain’t s’fistimikated or sumpthin.

    Nerd walks into a bar with a yellow critter about 3 foot long and 2 foot high with a long snout on a leash.
    Big rednack at the bar bragging his pit bull can beat any dog in the county.
    Nerd says hes full of crap,so they bet $100.
    They go outside and face off.
    Guy gets his pit bull worked up,hair standing up,teeth bared,sics the dog on the little yellow critter.
    In midjump,the yellow critter snaps the dog in half with one chomp.
    redneck looks at his dog laying there and says he never saw anything like that in his life.
    Asks the nerd what kind of a dog that was.
    Nerd says he didn’t know what kind of DOG you’d call him,but before he cut off his tail and painted him yellow he was an alligator.

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  2. chrissythehyphenated

    Top joke:
    Mike @
    Mitosis @

    Bottom joke:
    C12H22O11 is the chemical formula for table sugar. (N)3 means to cube the N or multiply it by itself three times. If N is an equation, you solve that first, then cube the result.
    Example: (2+3)3 = (5)3 = 5x5x5 = 125. 5 cubed in 125.