Posted by Pistol Pete

REALLY late start today. Been real busy,but I still wanted to leave you with some fun stuff for the weekend.

I promise to try not mentioning Kristie Kreme or Nobama.

I think it was Ting who queried who came first,Walter or Plugs. You decide:


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33 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

  1. Pistol Pete

    The Great Velveeta Shortage of 2014
    Kraft Foods says some customers may not be able to find Velveeta cheese over the next few weeks. A representative for the company, Jody Moore, didn’t give any reasons for the apparent shortage, saying only that they happen from time to time given the “nature of manufacturing.”
    No velveeta to mix with salsa??How horrible!!


  2. Pistol Pete

    VA special election: Republican trails by 10 votes in big Democratic district
    This may be a harbinger…maybe not.We’ll have to see.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Should you be worried about your ‘thut’? How our sedentary lifestyles are causing a rise in the seamless thigh-butt


    • Violet

      This is hilarious! My sister and I, having come from a family of junk-challenged-trunks, always feared that this would happen to us. We call it ‘Diminished Glute Syndrome’ (Hank Hill, from King of the Hill was diagnosed with it).


    • chrissythehyphenated

      My dog was good at this also. He would climb on the couch and plop right between me and my date. LOL


  4. Pistol Pete

    Unlike Robert Gates’ tell-all, Hillary Clinton’s pricey memoir seen as ‘snoozefest’
    The shame is they’ll list this as ‘non-fiction,even though it will be chock full of lies.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Democrat Senator Udall Asked State To Lie About The Number Of Insurance Policies Cancelled By ObamaCare
    There is nobody in the Democrat party with integrity. It’s impossible, because no Democrat policy works, so Democrats always HAVE to lie.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Heh: Eleanor Holmes Norton Sidelined at Testy Abortion Hearing
    A testy hearing on a touchy subject took place on the House floor this morning. But, before the Subcommittee on the Constitution and Civil Justice could introduce its witnesses and begin the debate on whether or not American taxpayers should have to fund abortions, in regards to H.R. 7, the No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act, they had to get past Round One. For several minutes, Chairman Trent Franks (R-AZ) and Congressman Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) argued whether Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-D.C.) could testify about the legislation on behalf of her district in Washington, DC. The subcommittee, voicing a rule previously agreed upon, ultimately rejected her testimony.


  7. Pistol Pete

    That’s rich: Poverty level under Obama breaks 50-year record
    Fifty years after President Johnson started a $20 trillion taxpayer-funded war on poverty, the overall percentage of impoverished people in the U.S. has declined only slightly and the poor have lost ground under President Obama.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Two month old polar bear from the Toronto zoo meets the world.
    Wouldn’t you love to just cuddle him?


  9. Pistol Pete

    Florida pizzeria offers Everglades pie topped with alligator, frog and PYTHON
    Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza in Fort Myers, Florida tops its outlandish pizza with feral snakes caught in area swamp land
    A medium Everglades pizza costs $45
    Alligator and frog legs are optional on the python pizza, as are tomatoes and swamp cabbage


  10. Pistol Pete

    Utah Mom to Give Birth to Daughter’s Daughter
    I really don’t know what to say.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Son Actually Kills Stepfather During Fight With ‘Atomic Wedgie’
    ‘thou shalt honor thy father and giveth him not atomic wedgies.’


  12. Pistol Pete

    In One Frozen Town, Cigarettes Worth Freezing For
    I’ll be smoke free a year come March 6.I can remember getting dressed and going out in the cold because I was afraid of running out of smokes before morning.Looking back I can only ask myself why I killed myself for those damn things.–cigarettes-worth-freezing-for


  13. Pistol Pete

    Baker ruins bride’s big day by making cake to look like pile of feces with flag sticking out saying ‘Eat s***’ after bust-up
    Kiwi cake maker had a disagreement before engagement party
    Sister of the bride-to-be was not specific enough when ordering dessert
    So Emma McDonald of Southland sent a ‘feces cake’ to the party
    Although edible, it appears the cake remained untouched by guests
    It literally looks like crap


  14. Pistol Pete

    Drug Dealer Under House Arrest Begs For Jail To Escape Nagging Wife
    Must have been married to my ex-wife;she had that effect on people


  15. Pistol Pete

    University of North Carolina learning specialist receives death threats after her research finds one in 10 college athletes have reading age of a THIRD GRADER
    As long as they can play,the school,coaches and alumni don’t care if they can read or write.


  16. Pistol Pete

    McDonald’s may be better for you than Olive Garden or Red Lobster
    Multiple full service restaurants were found to possibly be more unhealthy than McDonald’s
    The finding showed calorie counts exceeding recommended daily totals in many instances
    I only posted this to get a rise out of GP;
    ‘what are these morons thinking???Its ALL poison!’
    yep,thats about what she’d say.


  17. Pistol Pete

    This 120-Pound Mom Should Not Be Able to Demolish This 12-Pound Sandwich
    this mother of four is unreal;
    I had a youtube where she demolished a 72 ounce steak in UNDER 3 minutes,but it had been deleted already.Human beings are not supposed to be able to do that to themselves.