PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

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Happy Day!The temperature as of 1:30 CST is…one above!

Pretty sad when you get excited and it’s still too cold.

A little late start today,so let’s get at it.

BARRY’S BACK IN DC WITH THE KIDS. MOOCH IS HANGIN’IN THE ‘HOOD AT ORCA’S LITTLE HUT,COMPLETE WITH SERVANTS’ QUARTERS

EVERY TIME BARRY PISSES ON THE TROOPS I FEEL LIKE THIS; HOW ABOUT YOU?

COMMUNIST LAWYER,STREET ORGANIZER AND PIMP

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28 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    OUTRAGE! Obama Administration Is Secretly Declaring Thousands of US Veterans Incompetent – Then Taking Away Their Second Amendment Rights
    They’ve proved their love of country.Must be republicans.Nope,can’t let THEM have firearms,even though they’ve been fully trained.
    I hate this prick with every fiber of my being.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/outrage-obama-administration-is-secretly-declaring-thousands-of-us-veterans-incompetent-then-taking-away-their-second-amendment-rights/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      This is making the veins stand out on my neck. Not sure if I will puke before or after the stroke. I. Am. So. Angry.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama has decided to hang back in Hawaii with Oprah to celebrate her quickly approaching 50th birthday:

    TMZ – Michelle Obama is spending the last, fleeting days of her 40s at Oprah’s palatial Maui estate … law enforcement sources on the island tell TMZ.

    The First Lady — who turns 50 next Friday — stayed behind when her hubby went back to the Oval Office. She island hopped from Oahu to Maui … and went directly to Oprah’s 12-bedroom spread.

    A photog on the island tells TMZ … Michelle will have company, as in Oprah.

    Sources tell us security on the island is airtight, with SWAT teams and just about every other resource securing wide perimeters around Michelle.

    Ed Henry asked Carney today a pertinent question about this extended vacation – who is paying for her flight back to the states?

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  3. Pistol Pete

    The income inequality game
    The income gap has grown even wider as Barky has rewarded his friends and punished the poor people who are still deceived into voting for his party.Anything to change the subject from the disaster if Obamacare.
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/07/the-income-inequality-game/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Jobless benefits bill clears key Senate hurdle, over GOP complaints on cost
    Bill passes cloture vote 60-37 with the help of 5 GOP senators
    Sen. Kelly Ayotte, R-N.H.

    Sen. Dan Coats, R-Ind.

    Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine

    Sen. Dean Heller, R-Nev.

    Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska

    Sen. Rob Portman, R-Ohio
    They all claim they won’t votefor the final bill without changes.They were either playing along or got suckered.If Reid doesn’t have the votes,he’ll declare the nuclear option,although it wasn’t supposed to apply to legislation.What else would You expect from a completely corrupt bag of shitheels?
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/01/07/political-exercise-dems-take-no-compromise-approach-to-jobless-aid-extension/

    GOP sens. to Dems: Work with us on offset
    Two Republican senators who voted to move forward on a measure to renew federal jobless benefits on Tuesday implored Democrats to work with them to find an offset.

    Sens. Dan Coats (Ind.) and Rob Portman (Ohio) said it was far from a done deal that they would back the measure again without covering the $6.4 billion cost for the three-month reauthorization of the program.
    WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

    http://thehill.com/blogs/on-the-money/other/194632-gop-sens-to-dems-work-with-us

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Once-influential Blue Dog moderates hoping for comeback in polarized Congress
    I don’t agree with the premise.There are NO moderate dems.The Obamacare vote proved that.They just come with separate price tags.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/once-influential-blue-dog-moderates-hoping-for-comeback-in-polarized-congress/article/2541662

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  6. Pistol Pete

    greasy little backstabber McConnell pretends he’s buddy-buddy with the Tea Party.Hey,its time to keep his cushy job screwing the people who voted for him.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Alan Grayson’s Wife Files For Divorce
    Probably wants to see what its like being with a human being rather than a simian lickspittle.
    http://shark-tank.net/2014/01/06/alan-graysons-wife-files-divorce/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    SNL caves in to political pressure…hires unfunny comedian whose only qualification are shes black and has ovaries
    Saturday Night Live hires stand-up comic Sasheer Zamata as first black female cast member in SIX years

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534921/Saturday-Night-Live-hires-stand-comic-Sasheer-Zamata-black-female-cast-member-SIX-years.html#ixzz2pkOv5IHW

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  9. Pistol Pete

    NBC: Bush to Blame for ‘Security Vacuum’ in Iraq Created by Obama’s Troop Withdrawal
    Introducing a report on Monday’s NBC Nightly News about Al-Qaeda forces seizing control of the Iraqi city of Fallujah, anchor Brian Williams went out of his way to blame the President George W. Bush for the deteriorating security situation: “U.S. fighting forces are gone from Iraq. But as so many predicted when President Bush chose to go to war there after 9/11, the fighting has started up again.”

    However, in the report that followed, correspondent Ayman Mohyeldin featured a sound bite of President Obama – not President Bush – celebrating the “historic moment” of an abrupt U.S. troop withdrawal from the country after failing to negotiate a status of forces agreement with the Iraqi government. Mohyeldin noted: “Some warned the U.S. withdrawal left a security vacuum.”

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2014/01/07/nbc-bush-blame-security-vacuum-iraq-created-obamas-troop-withdrawal#ixzz2pkPZG9tW

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      The only surprising thing to me is that this has taken so long. One of my kids was deployed when Captain Zero ordered them out. He got transferred to Kuwait instead of sent back home, like maybe they thought there was “some” possibility that the security vacuum was a PROBLEM. I HATE what these Dem-wipes did to piss on the graves of our troops from Vietnam and Iraq. I believe in Hell. It’s my only comfort at this point.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    DMV: Most Fail Test For Driver Authorization Card
    Since California chose to give drivers’ licenses to illegals,75% have failed the written portion.Either they don’t know the rules of the road,or more likely,they can’t read/speak English.No matter…they’ll drive anyway.It just makes it harder for them to vote.
    http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014/01/05/dmv-most-fail-test-for-driver-authorization-card/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    DEMOCRATS DOUBLING DOWN ON OBAMACARE…BRING ON THE VICTIMS!!!

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Nearly Half Of Black Males, 40 Percent Of White Males Are Arrested By Age 23: Study
    Black males 16-35 make up about 3% of the population but commit 70% of violent crime.(these are the figures I had,not from the article)
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/06/half-of-blacks-arrested-23_n_4549620.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003&ir=Politics

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  13. Pistol Pete

    The Agony of Frank Luntz

    What does it mean when America’s top political wordsmith loses faith in our ability to be persuaded?
    He can’t understand why the country is so divided.He needs to get out more.
    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/01/the-agony-of-frank-luntz/282766/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Get your tickets now for the 15th Annual White Privilege Conference

    Come one, come all to the 15th Annual White Privilege Conference, to be held (where else) in Madison, Wisconsin this coming March.

    Boy oh boy (note: not conciously referring to men of color but we all know that’s just an excuse to hide our White Privilege) do we have a program lined up for YOU.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/01/get_your_tickets_now_for_the_15th_annual_white_privilege_conference.html#ixzz2pkVkK7BH

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
    HERE’S THE SCHEDULE
    http://www.whiteprivilegeconference.com/schedule.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I thought I was angry and depressed before I read that line on the video freeze. This f’ing administration did NOTHING good in Iraq and before they got into power, they did everything possible to sabotage the good Bush was doing. I want to dive into the screen and rip this lying blowhard’s FACE off.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Two Philly Teens in Burqas Try to Rob Local Gun Store – Fail Miserably
    To geniuses,aged 15 and 17 try to ROB A GUN STORE!!!
    The owner has a gun on his hip and they tried to rob him(probably holding their sissy pistol sideways,like a “gangsta”.)It didn’t turn out well.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/01/two-philly-teens-in-burqas-try-to-rob-local-gun-store-fail-miserably/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    As long as we’re on the subject:
    Thug Arrested For At Least Seven “Knockout” Assaults On White, Mostly Jewish, Women
    Thug is 35,not a ‘bored teen.’
    since the victims were white.he’ll plea to simple assault and get probation.Holder’s ‘justice’ says only whites are evil.
    http://weaselzippers.us/?p=166565

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Pizza delivery man arrested after ‘being caught on hidden camera having sex with family dog’
    Just to show I don’t keep all the weird stuff until Friday.
    (Lord knows there’s enough of it if you look)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534672/Pizza-delivery-man-arrested-caught-hidden-camera-having-sex-family-dog.html#ixzz2pkaRWKeg

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama’s Taxpayer-Funded Hawaiian Birthday Tantrum
    GP may have been on to something yesterday when she predicted they’d split when the party was over.

    I’ve had enough!” Furious first lady Michelle Obama hurled those fight­ing words at her husband after he publicly humiliated her by flirting with a leggy blonde foreign leader at South African icon Nelson Mandela’s memorial ser­vice, sources say.

    In a bombshell world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned that in the wake of the mortifying incident, Presi­dent Barack Obama and his wife are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms.

    Sources say an enraged Michelle is also preparing to boot her hubby of 21 years out of their ritzy Chicago home – and seriously discussing divorce.

    “The smart money says the marriage is doomed,” said a close source.

    “Barack and Michelle have had a rocky go for years and mainly stayed together for their daughters and his political career.

    “But now Michelle is mad AS hell. She feels violated in front of the whole world, and screamed at him, ‘I’ve had enough!’

    “She’s met with divorce lawyers and told Barack that she wants a life apart from him.”

    An Oval Office insider added: “Mi­chelle will stay in the White House for the rest of Barack’s term for ap­pearances’ sake, but she made it clear they’ll be leading separate lives.

    I’m all for divorce when necessary. In the political world it’s called “impeachment.”

    http://tammybruce.com/2014/01/michelle-obamas-taxpayer-funded-hawaiian-birthday-tantrum.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I always figured they had separate bedrooms all along. They lived apart for all the years he was in Illinois politics. He only came home weekends and (apparently) to help make her into that famously “hardworking single mom” she once slipped up and called herself. If she weren’t such a greedy, angry, bitter Leftist herself, I could almost feel sorry for her. It’s gotta be hell married to a homosexual malignant narcissist with a probable drug habit.

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  19. Ting

    Interesting things, today. I am encouraged that it seems that Eric Cantor will have a primary opponent this year who may just be a serious, qualified candidate. I have to do some more research because I do not know the man but I am interested!

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