PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

Posted by Pistol Pete

just a little silliness

HOW COLD IS IT???

If you didn’t at least smile,hit the back button.

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36 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

  1. Pistol Pete

    Al Sharpton Slams Michelle Obama: ‘You Cock-Blocked the President!’
    Keep in mind,this is from the Daily Rash.Still,whoever wrote it knows Sharptongues vucapametary much.
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=219443#EJorB3eAIqZ7yuFP.99

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Woman’s TOE is bitten off in fight at New Year’s Eve party after she asked another female guest if she wanted to ‘hook up’
    Womans boyfriend didn’t find it appealing,either.Must not have been ‘progressive’ enough.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532665/Ouch-Woman-rings-2014-ER-TOE-bitten-New-Years-Eve-party.html#ixzz2pMz9CIWf

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Man Stabbed with Knife He Gave Girlfriend for Christmas
    ‘Tis the season for domestic violence
    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/01/Man-Stabbed-By-Girlfriend-With-Knife-He-Gave-Her-For-Christmas

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Megyn Kelly freaks out Janice Dean

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Doritos Are Great Kindling, Toothpaste Makes Your Headlights Shine & Dunk Those Oreos With a Fork: Ten Strange but Helpful Tips
    Who has time to put an oreo on a fork?
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/02/doritos-are-great-kindling-toothpaste-makes-your-headlights-shine-dunk-those-oreos-with-a-fork-seven-strange-but-helpful-tips/

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    • I like the staple remover one — smart idea!

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    • Ting

      They were so neat that I followed the link on over to ViralNova and read the huge long list. Some of them reminded me of Chrissy. Very, very cool.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I use toothpaste for shining silver. I’m allergic to commercial silver polishes, but toothpaste works great and it’s always in the house.

      Plug/screwdriver … what if you bend the plug? Could it start a fire? I’m so nervous about electricity.

      And you clean the Chapstick out of the tube how exactly?

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Pete … you should not even be thinking “Oreo”, much less typing the word out! Go check your blood sugar, man! 😉

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Thief who swallowed a victim’s gold chain is fed 96 bananas by police so they can reclaim it
    Call off the ACLU…this happened in India

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530031/Thief-swallowed-victims-gold-chain-fed-96-bananas-police-reclaim-it.html#ixzz2pN2t7jyM

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Man Arrested Running Through Bingo Hall With Pants Down Yelling ‘Bingo’
    After awhile this stuff doesn’t seem so strange anymore.
    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/12/30/Man-Arrested-Running-Through-Bingo-Hall-With-Pants-Down-Yelling-Bingo

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Now you’ve got me thinking of 7-letter words for … ahem. MOONING works. P … nah, only 5. T … too long. BUTTOCK, okay, And you can play that on an S. I’m done now. You can all go back to sleep.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Behold legal citizens being harassed by officer Squarenuts and his deputy dildoes.

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    • What A Hoot

      This girls need more education! They should never had gone with the police officers without asking, “Am I under arrest” or “What are the charges for detaining me now that I have shown permits to carry” The should NOT have answered questions as to their relationship to one another nor about where they were going nor offered “I have a first amendment right.” Should have been prepared to ask, “Am I allowed to leave now officer.” When told, no, “Are you detaining me and for what crime?” and could have snuck in somewhere, “I would have left had I been asked to as I respect the establishment’s right to ask me to not be here. We were very thorough in checking all doors and walls before entering the store for “No firearms”. The girls need to be taught to take charge of situation as in, “Officers, we were not aware, as they did not speak with us on this matter, that Walmart wanted us to leave. Now that their wishes are known, perhaps we should take this off premise.” This is key because otherwise the officers “had to remove them from the store.” See how that works? The answers for the question why filming were stupid and could have been used against them. When asked, the prepared answer should be something like, “There are four of us and two of you; that makes six memories documenting this. You are experienced at recall for written reports. As documenting interactions with others is not my profession, my choice of paperwork is the camera.” Notice the officer kept getting them closer to the police vehicle; and what is in there? Yep a camera that he can stay out of but they get filmed.

      These youth were foolish youth trying to be James O’Keefe. That is the only reason they were carrying, in my opinion. The Walmart worker seemed more upset about the Christ shirts than the guns. With practice, one can be prepared to respectfully speak/not speak when encountered. Another thing, the girl talking about having right to carry to use if a crime happens or something like that? Really stupid thing to think and say and that could be used against her. Foolish kids with too much passion and not enough education.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Woman Busted For Attacking Live-In Boyfriend When He Refused To “Cuddle” In Bed
    I don’t blame him.This woman is scary as hell.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/boyfriend-attacked-over-cuddle-refusal-576413

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing
    South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.
    That’s it! We need ceramic squirrel control!

    http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24315967/police-no-beer-led-to-ceramic-squirrel-stabbing#ixzz2pN6qYgNo

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      And put gnomes in there too. Those things are scary even if noone is trying to hurt you with one.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Report: Clay Aiken weighs NC bid
    Great.Another gay liberal.At least this nitwit can sing.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/house-races/194327-report-clay-aiken-considering-challenging-ellmers

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Dem idiot Richard Fowler vs. Katie Pavlich and Dana Loesch.
    He never had a chance.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Alleged masturbating man in Salem bar arrested after Taser proves ineffective, officials say
    Did I mention the country’s gone nuts?
    http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/12/alleged_masturbating_man_in_sa.html

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Rabbi Sued After Baby Injured During Circumcision
    A local rabbi is being sued after allegedly botching a bris, the traditional Jewish circumcision ritual, and severing a newborn boy’s penis
    He could always find work in the prison system…attending to rapists and child molesters.
    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/12/27/rabbi-sued-after-baby-injured-during-circumcision/

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  15. Pistol Pete

    No one said finding The One would be easy: The average women will kiss FIFTEEN men, enjoy TWO long-term relationships and have her heart broken TWICE

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2532213/No-one-said-finding-The-One-easy-The-average-women-kiss-FIFTEEN-men-enjoy-TWO-long-term-relationships-heart-broken-TWICE.html#ixzz2pNE2xZ39

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Brett Lee is an Australian cricket player who can bowl a ball at 100MPH;watch what he does to nancy-boy Piers Morgan

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Ever Wonder Why Dogs Spin in Circles Before Squatting? Here’s the Fascinating Answer
    Something you never thought you’d think about.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/02/ever-wonder-why-dogs-spin-in-circles-before-squatting-heres-the-fascinating-answer/

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  18. chrissythehyphenated

    HealthCare.gov website can’t handle new baby updates, but your policy better cover that overgrown baby in the basement until he’s 26.

    Prog Values:
    1. Babies Bad
    2. Dependent adults Good
    As usual, the opposite of what God’s Word teaches.

    http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_289563/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=C8LvjTNJ

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  19. What A Hoot

    Help, need link to Chrissy’s graphics comparing presidential vacations. Can’t seem to find them so must be looking in all the wrong places! Thanks.

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