Posted by Pistol Pete
just a little silliness
HOW COLD IS IT???
If you didn’t at least smile,hit the back button.
Filed under Funny Stuff
Al Sharpton Slams Michelle Obama: ‘You Cock-Blocked the President!’
Keep in mind,this is from the Daily Rash.Still,whoever wrote it knows Sharptongues vucapametary much.
Woman’s TOE is bitten off in fight at New Year’s Eve party after she asked another female guest if she wanted to ‘hook up’
Womans boyfriend didn’t find it appealing,either.Must not have been ‘progressive’ enough.
Man Stabbed with Knife He Gave Girlfriend for Christmas
‘Tis the season for domestic violence
Megyn Kelly freaks out Janice Dean
“We’re gonna be on YouTube” LOL … that was cute, Pete. Thanks.
Doritos Are Great Kindling, Toothpaste Makes Your Headlights Shine & Dunk Those Oreos With a Fork: Ten Strange but Helpful Tips
Who has time to put an oreo on a fork?
I like the staple remover one — smart idea!
They were so neat that I followed the link on over to ViralNova and read the huge long list. Some of them reminded me of Chrissy. Very, very cool.
I use toothpaste for shining silver. I’m allergic to commercial silver polishes, but toothpaste works great and it’s always in the house.
Plug/screwdriver … what if you bend the plug? Could it start a fire? I’m so nervous about electricity.
And you clean the Chapstick out of the tube how exactly?
Pete … you should not even be thinking “Oreo”, much less typing the word out! Go check your blood sugar, man! 😉
Thief who swallowed a victim’s gold chain is fed 96 bananas by police so they can reclaim it
Call off the ACLU…this happened in India
This guy gives ‘going bananas’ a whole new meaning! *crickets* aaaand, good night, ladies and gentlemen.
Sheesh, what a waste of bananas! There are lots of easier ways to accomplish the same effect. A generous dose of liquid magnesium would do the trick.
Plus … I find bananas work the other way on me, if you KWIM.
Man Arrested Running Through Bingo Hall With Pants Down Yelling ‘Bingo’
After awhile this stuff doesn’t seem so strange anymore.
Now you’ve got me thinking of 7-letter words for … ahem. MOONING works. P … nah, only 5. T … too long. BUTTOCK, okay, And you can play that on an S. I’m done now. You can all go back to sleep.
Behold legal citizens being harassed by officer Squarenuts and his deputy dildoes.
This girls need more education! They should never had gone with the police officers without asking, “Am I under arrest” or “What are the charges for detaining me now that I have shown permits to carry” The should NOT have answered questions as to their relationship to one another nor about where they were going nor offered “I have a first amendment right.” Should have been prepared to ask, “Am I allowed to leave now officer.” When told, no, “Are you detaining me and for what crime?” and could have snuck in somewhere, “I would have left had I been asked to as I respect the establishment’s right to ask me to not be here. We were very thorough in checking all doors and walls before entering the store for “No firearms”. The girls need to be taught to take charge of situation as in, “Officers, we were not aware, as they did not speak with us on this matter, that Walmart wanted us to leave. Now that their wishes are known, perhaps we should take this off premise.” This is key because otherwise the officers “had to remove them from the store.” See how that works? The answers for the question why filming were stupid and could have been used against them. When asked, the prepared answer should be something like, “There are four of us and two of you; that makes six memories documenting this. You are experienced at recall for written reports. As documenting interactions with others is not my profession, my choice of paperwork is the camera.” Notice the officer kept getting them closer to the police vehicle; and what is in there? Yep a camera that he can stay out of but they get filmed.
These youth were foolish youth trying to be James O’Keefe. That is the only reason they were carrying, in my opinion. The Walmart worker seemed more upset about the Christ shirts than the guns. With practice, one can be prepared to respectfully speak/not speak when encountered. Another thing, the girl talking about having right to carry to use if a crime happens or something like that? Really stupid thing to think and say and that could be used against her. Foolish kids with too much passion and not enough education.
Woman Busted For Attacking Live-In Boyfriend When He Refused To “Cuddle” In Bed
I don’t blame him.This woman is scary as hell.
Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing
South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.
That’s it! We need ceramic squirrel control!
And put gnomes in there too. Those things are scary even if noone is trying to hurt you with one.
Report: Clay Aiken weighs NC bid
Great.Another gay liberal.At least this nitwit can sing.
Dem idiot Richard Fowler vs. Katie Pavlich and Dana Loesch.
He never had a chance.
Alleged masturbating man in Salem bar arrested after Taser proves ineffective, officials say
Did I mention the country’s gone nuts?
Yep, you said it and I believe it!
I don’t think anyone’s going to argue with you about that, Pete.
I saw what you did there with “nuts” … ::snork::
Rabbi Sued After Baby Injured During Circumcision
A local rabbi is being sued after allegedly botching a bris, the traditional Jewish circumcision ritual, and severing a newborn boy’s penis
He could always find work in the prison system…attending to rapists and child molesters.
No one said finding The One would be easy: The average women will kiss FIFTEEN men, enjoy TWO long-term relationships and have her heart broken TWICE
Only twice? That’s getting off easy!
I never let a guy break my heart. I usually bailed first.
I also think I kissed more than 15 frogs.
Brett Lee is an Australian cricket player who can bowl a ball at 100MPH;watch what he does to nancy-boy Piers Morgan
Ever Wonder Why Dogs Spin in Circles Before Squatting? Here’s the Fascinating Answer
Something you never thought you’d think about.
My poodles have clearly never heard of this study.
HealthCare.gov website can’t handle new baby updates, but your policy better cover that overgrown baby in the basement until he’s 26.
1. Babies Bad
2. Dependent adults Good
As usual, the opposite of what God’s Word teaches.
Help, need link to Chrissy’s graphics comparing presidential vacations. Can’t seem to find them so must be looking in all the wrong places! Thanks.
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