Posted by Pistol Pete

Had oldest daughter and her hubby and 4 kids over Saturday. It had been a long time since I had to feed young ‘uns. We ordered two x-large pizzas for supper,the four adults each had two pieces. The 4 chirrens,aged 8-12 descended on the rest like a swarm of grasshoppers in a wheat field. They left nothing but crumbs. DD said:’Try feeding this bunch every day.’ I politely begged off and gave thanks there’s just DW and I to worry about.

We have a big New Years Eve celebration planned: our annual steak dinner at a nice restaurant,no alcohol,home by 7:00 and in bed shortly after,since I work every morning. Then I will be left to ponder knowingly breaking the law for not signing up for O-care.I’m sure there’s other new laws I’m running afoul of. Oh,well.

There has been little news about Barry for over a week. When he says he doesn’t want to be disturbed while he’s kickin’ it,he don’t get disturbed. He’s just played a lot of golf and eaten food I could never afford. If something DID happen,he’d just put on a shirt and jacket,read some crap off the teleprompter and sound sincere and the media would swoon how he has such control over everything.


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26 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    DNC sends email defending Obama from impeachment possibility
    Send us money!Them eeevil republicans are suddenly going to grow a set of balls and actually hold Homey #1 to account for his unlawful behavior.
    Nah,just kidding.We just want more of your dough.


  2. Pistol Pete

    New York Soon to Trail Florida in Population
    This article from the NYT cites climate,immigration,etc. It isn’t until the end they admit the real reason for the mass exodus from New York….TAXES!!!


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Texas Sil was here for Cmas, griping about the Leftie Morons who wrecked the Northeast, then moved to Texas where there are still JOBS, and now want it to be BLUE like those economically devastated states they LEFT. It reminded me of the people with allergies who were told to move to Arizona to get away from pollen, then when they got there, promptly planted all the things they were allergic to, so now Arizona has a high pollen count too. And it costs more to have those plants in Arizona, cuz they all need so much water. Why can’t Stupid People just stay where they are?


      • GP

        I saw the same thing happen in my hometown. It was quiet and conservative and on the south side, a new subdivision went in with high end homes that attracted a lot of new people to town, and many who were imports from the coasts, with very liberal views. They immediately set about to regulate everything.
        Then they move, and leave us with their bureaucratic mess.


  3. Pistol Pete

    The Year In Stupid
    This year, like all that preceded it, was packed with some incredibly stupid things. As we shake off 2013 and welcome our government master into the medical examination room (except those who can’t afford Obamacare, can’t get the website to work or lost the plans they liked), let’s take a look back at just some of the idiocy that affected our world in 2013.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Paul Ryan—Architect of Budget Bill That Steals Money From Veterans—Sends Fundraiser Letter to Veteran; Veteran Sends Scathing Response
    I had to paste this…it was too good

    To Congressman Paul Ryan
    Today at 8:19 AM
    Congressman Ryan,

    Please note that this request by you for a cash donation from me is extremely unfortunate and very ill-timed. You see sir, I am one of the military retirees your “bipartisan” budget just impacted. You and every Republican (both in the House and Senate that voted to pass this travesty betrayed and broke trust with me and everyone like me. You may not know us by name, but we’re the people, Congressman, who answered our Nation’s call, some of us at a very early age to willingly serve YOU and others LIKE YOU so you could safely attend college and pursue your personal ambitions without fear of harm.

    You might also want to note that for at least 20 years, my brothers-in-arms answered that call of duty EVERY SINGLE DAY, without fail, without complaint, without enough money to sustain our loved ones we had to leave behind while we DID OUR JOB in every corner of the Earth. And for that service, we were given absolute assurance our so-called retirement benefits would be protected by law. The very law you shattered in your zeal to impress your Democratic cohorts in your back room deal–with the enemy. Yes, I said it. The liberal Democrats are an enemy to the American people and our Nation. Your lack of judgement and eagerness to compromise on the backs of us who protected you is sickening. Congressman, you and every Republican that voted for injuring military retirees have engaged in a complicit, sordid affair with the Democrats who’s objective has always been to dismantle the military. By climbing into their bed on this issue, you have confirmed you are absolutely no better than they and have proven it with your vote.

    Congressman Ryan, the audacity which you display is noteworthy, but to unceremoniously snatch earned money from a small group that has added so much more value than the paltry $6B you looked to “save” (which is all smoke and mirrors and you know it), is reprehensible and insulting
    We have, despite the hardships, meager salaries and harsh conditions, have performed with honor and excellence…in silence, which is something most members of Congress have no idea about doing. Our job approval was, is and always be better than yours. We knew our mission and we got it done, then handed it off to a new generation in better shape than we found it.

    Your ability to look us in the eye, take money from us (apparently there was ZERO, other source of waste within the federal government that you could have recovered this money from…right, got it), while simultaneously holding your hand out to beg (with passion) for our cash is stunning. Your actions have proven you do not have the tremendous intellect you’ve sold the American people on. I say, with all seriousness, Congressman, what you lack in intellect and spinal rigidity, you make up for in cajones.

    I hope you and your cowardly, Republican “colleagues” hear a message from me loud and clear. You will NEVER receive another cent of financial support from me. Further, if you happen to be at a Capitol Hill dinner or at a K Street cocktail party with RNC Chair Reince Priebus, Rep. Ron Barber, Sen. Jeff Flake or Sen. John McCain, I would be honored if you communicate with them that I am launching an effort to ensure NONE of you traitorous “representatives of the people” ever receive another vote from a military retiree. Remove me from your contact lists.

    Chuck Wooten,
    Chief Master Sergeant, USAF (Ret)


  5. Pistol Pete

    NYT: No, Really, the Benghazi Attacks Were Fueled by That Obscure Video
    The whitewash of the Butcher of Benghazi begins

    There’s a reason the Spite house will not allow witnesses to testify before Congress.And they’ll get away with it.

    Rep. Westmoreland gives the Slimes a two-letter grade:F and U


  6. Pistol Pete

    Chamber of Commerce to Spend $50 Million to Crush Tea Party
    Most of the GOP are content with their democrat masters and don’t want the tea Party rocking the boat.The chamber wants immigration passed to get the cheap labor.Dems want a permanent majority made of millions of blood-sucking illegals.

    Guess Who’s Funding the Republican Civil War


  7. Pistol Pete

    Black Justice Department: Only White People Will Ever Be Charged With Hate Crimes In ‘Knockout Game’ Attacks
    I have refrained from posting any links about the murderous attacks these animals perpetrate ‘just for fun’ because they are so commonplace.I hope this guy gets a proper sentence for attacking an old black man.I do have one problem,though:
    After ignoring dozens of anti-white knockout game attacks, as 99.9% of knockout game attacks are committed by blacks against whites, filthy anti-white Eric Holder’s filthy anti-white justice department charges only a white man with a knockout game attack. The message is clear. Only white people will ever be charged.


    • What A Hoot

      Some added insight into the offender,
      I commented there, “Difference between this man and the blacks that go polar bear hunting is this man is on meds for mental illness that contributed to his actually going through with an experiment/question mentally stable people/observers have been asking for quite some time, “If I, as a white person, punch up an old black person would the “game” finally get national attention or would it be ignored like all the blacks polar bear hunting?” This man’s hate appears to be for the system that was ignoring the blacks harming old white folks whereas the black hate is for any white person who they see as the enemy and responsible for all the misery in their miserable and feral culture. Yes? No?”


      • White-on-black violent crime is always news, so it’s hard to imagine anyone being unsure about that… but when mental illness is involved, all bets are off. Was they guy trying to make a point? Or just wanting attention? Or maybe just batsh!t crazy? I have no idea.


  8. Pistol Pete

    SIX HUNDRED strong brawl broke out at movie theater on Christmas Day after mob of teens tried to storm cinema without paying

    Mark Andrew Beaten After Getting iPhone Stolen At MOA Starbucks
    Former candidate for Minneapolis mayor has his phone stolen by two underprivileged homeys before being beaten senseless by two petite,shining examples of urban womanhood


  9. Pistol Pete

    As long as we’re doing year-end lists:
    Ten People, Groups, and Countries Thrown Under Obama’s Bus in 2013
    I would probably run out of bandwidth trying to list them all.
    One of the hallmarks of the Obama Administration has been a pass-the-buck mentality where President Barack Obama rarely claims responsibility for scandals or failures. In 2013, this trend continued, with federal agencies, political allies, servicemembers, and even whole countries thrown under Obama’s bus.


  10. Pistol Pete

    President Obama’s Top 10 Constitutional Violations Of 2013
    In its first term, the Administration launched a “We Can’t Wait” initiative, with senior aide Dan Pfeiffer explaining that “when Congress won’t act, this president will.” And earlier this year, President Obama said in announcing his new economic plans that “I will not allow gridlock, or inaction, or willful indifference to get in our way.”


  11. Pistol Pete

    All the race pimps with three names had to get in their licks on someone who’s more man than they’ll ever be

    its kinda cool when they get on a rant and the spit starts to fly from their mouths


  12. Pistol Pete

    ‘The Benghazi Bowl, sponsored by YouTube’: Here are some #OverLookedBowlGames
    These are from Twitchy.Some of these are really funny
    The “You didn’t build that” bowl, where touchdowns are not earned & accumulated, but redistributed to the other team

    The “What Difference, At This Point, Does It Make?” Bowl. Where both teams change the subject and then get indignant

    The Common Core Bowl

    Nobody wins, but everyone gets a trophy.

    8 △ ▽


  13. Pistol Pete

    10 liberal limericks for 2013

    Duck Flap
    There once was a fella named Phil,
    With truisms liberals found shrill,
    Though they cried for his head,
    They got duck-slapped instead,
    As old Phil just continues to chill.

    GLAAD Tidings
    There once was an outfit called GLAAD,
    That when faced with the Truth gets real mad,
    Though they pout and they fuss,
    And they stomp and they cuss,
    They alter the Truth not a tad.

    Low Ratings
    M – S – N – B – C is on cable,
    Spinning news, weaving yarns and tall fables,
    With an agenda from Sodom,
    And ratings rock bottom,
    They have hosts that are questionably stable.

    Occupy This
    Occupy Wall Street did sizzle,
    But in 2013 it did fizzle,
    As we all remained patient,
    They returned to mom’s basement,
    With outrage that proved artificial.
    The Obamacare roll-out disaster,
    Made media question their master,
    But doubt was short-lived,
    As the suck up revived,
    To the din of conservative laughter.

    There once was a man from Chicago,
    A golf aficionado,
    Who teed off on our freedom,
    And caused speech induced tedium,
    Empty suit with a hopey-change motto.

    Thanks, Michelle
    There once was a chain-smoking POTUS,
    Who gave children a lunch lady FLOTUS,
    She swapped meat, sweets and bread,
    With beansprouts instead,
    Adding tofu and seaweed for bonus.

    New Constitution
    Of Obama’s Amendments least favored,
    He finds First, Fourth and Second ill-flavored,
    If you’d just shut your mouth,
    And disarm there, Deep South,
    He could kick in your door most unlabored.

    “Gay Marriage”
    The Supreme Court did redefine marriage,
    And defenders of marriage disparage,
    Newfound “right” they pretend,
    Has Stephan to wed Sven,
    Yet no Sally means no baby carriage.

    Cruz Control
    There once was a leader from Texas,
    Whom RINOs did label as reckless,
    Spoke a day without resting,
    All his critics thus besting,
    With a smack-down on federal excesses


  14. Pistol Pete

    ‘Bad Ass’ granny celebrates 103rd birthday by going to the casino, having all-you-can-eat crab dinner and getting a TATTOO
    Wonder what else is on her bucket list?


  15. Pistol Pete

    These are Obama voters


  16. Pistol Pete

    Jobless Aid Ends For 1.3M People
    Extended jobless benefits ran out on Saturday for 1.3 million of the long-term unemployed, and Democrats are looking to make political hay out of the issue.

    Democrats and some Republicans are working on a three-month extension of benefits that would be the first order of business when Congress returns in January. The bill would add $6 billion to the deficit unless offset by spending cuts elsewhere.