PETES PAGE; CHRISTMAS EVE EVE EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

I caught a few snippets of the pathetic press conference Barky had on Friday. He was so anxious to get out of there he should have worn a lei around his neck. Admitted last year was rough,bragged a million people have signed up for Deathcare,proud of the few who can now get insurance,ignoring the millions who have lost theirs for no other reason than because he wanted them to lose it. Claimed to have cut the deficit he ‘inherited’ in half,focus like a laser on jobs next year. Greta said it was so depressing it made you want to slit your wrists.

Took in a B-ball game with the Oregon State team coached by his BIL and played his first round of golf with Robert Titcomb,who was once arrested for soliciting prostitutes. Commented he hoped he wouldn’t be disturbed during his 17 day vacation. Yeah,being president wreaks havoc on your social life,doesn’t it? I am now formally declaring this an Obama-free zone until after Christmas.

I have no idea what I’m doing,but that never stopped me before.

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34 responses to “PETES PAGE; CHRISTMAS EVE EVE EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    Move over Sister Wives! Utah polygamist with FIVE wives and 24 children to get his own TLC reality series
    I can hardly wait to miss this.But hey,thats just me.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2527202/Move-Sister-Wives-Utah-polygamist-FIVE-wives-24-children-TLC-reality-series.html#ixzz2oK0AYWkj

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  2. Pistol Pete

    What That Indy Teen Who Walked 10 Miles for a Job Interview in the Snow Is Doing Now
    Remember this young man?He’s gonna be just fine
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/20/what-that-indy-teen-who-walked-10-miles-for-a-job-interview-in-the-snow-is-doing-now/

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    • GP

      There are a lot of great MLM companies out there. The lousy ones target people like this naive young kid. Too bad. Vemma will not be around in a few years and the young people they are sucking in now will be left with nothing, and the reputation of MLM will take another hit.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Cracker Barrel: We screwed up big time
    They made a kneejerk reaction that blew up in their faces in very short order.
    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/12/22/cracker-barrel-screwed-up-big-time/?intcmp=trending

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      As I understand it, the stuff they pulled was Duck Dynasty brand, which profits A&E. The Robertson co is Duck Commander. If this is true … the irony of Cracker Barrel pulling DD products to avoid offending those who supported A&E firing Phil is dizzy making.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      More irony all around … a gay magazine gave Pope Francis their MOTY for 2013. Pope Francis’ beliefs about homosexuality are the same as Phil’s (minus the “where I prefer to put my man parts” part).

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Phil Robertson Breaks His Silence After Controversial Remarks: “I Will Not Give or Back Off From My Path,” Duck Dynasty Star Says
    I’d have been really disappointed if he had pulled a Paula Deen and gone on an apology tour.I knew he was made from stronger stuff.
    http://tv.yahoo.com/news/phil-robertson-breaks-silence-controversial-remarks-quot-not-022000642-us-weekly.html

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Why Rudolf really is the red-nosed reindeer: Scientists find animal’s glowing nostrils may be more than a fiction
    Scientists using thermal imaging cameras found animal’s noses appear redder due to the increased blood flow to stop it from freezing
    By routing warm blood to nose, reindeer can maintain sensitivity
    Rudolf was first imagined in 1939, spawning hundreds of stories

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2528166/Why-Rudolf-really-red-nosed-reindeer-Scientists-animals-glowing-nostrils-fictional-feature.html#ixzz2oK2xNtuj

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Not Quite What They Expected…..From Us Or Them

    Duck Dynasty is not the show that A&E wanted,
    it is the show that got away from them
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2013/12/not-quite-what-they-expectfrom-us-or.html#.Urh6_KyA0dU

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Town replaces US soldier’s $5,000 of Christmas gifts after they were stolen two days before his return from third tour of duty in Afghanistan
    Thank God there are still people with giving hearts.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528236/US-soldiers-5000-Christmas-gifts-family-STOLEN-two-days-return-home-3rd-tour-duty-Afghanistan.html#ixzz2oK3qCabC

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  8. Pistol Pete

    MERRY KICKYERASS FROM CHUCK NORRIS

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Phil Robertson WILL appear in new Duck Dynasty episodes set for January as source claims network has no plans to fire reality star over homophobic comments
    THE NEW SEASON HAS 10 EPISODES,ALL FILMED ALREADY.tHE SHOW AVERAGES 8 MILLION VIEWERS.
    A&E is not THAT stupid
    Network executives are hoping the whole controversy will be forgotten by the time the fourth season premieres on January 15
    Robertson will be featured in the new episodes, and the network hopes to shoot a fifth season with him as well
    The above comments prove A&E executives take hallucinogenics.
    They.just.don’t.get.it.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2527798/Phil-Robertson-WILL-appear-new-Duck-Dynasty-episodes-set-January-source-says-network-no-plans-fire-reality-star-homophobic-comments.html#ixzz2oK4uKAzR

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Charlie Daniels To Piers Morgan: “You Wouldn’t Last Five Minutes” In The Duck Dynasty Swamps
    I would pay good money to see this Brit pussy get in an airboat and blast off into a snake,skeeter and gator-infested swamp to hunt frogs and see how long before he pisses himself.Wouldn’t take too long.
    http://weaselzippers.us/?p=165181

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Vancouver Man Gets Giant Surprise When He Offers to Buy Homeless Man Dinner
    This is amazing
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/23/vancouver-man-gets-giant-surprise-when-he-offers-to-buy-homeless-man-dinner/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    This is funny

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Atlanta Transit Deters Public Peeing with Urine Detection Device
    I heard about this on the radio.These units cost 10 grand apiece.So far they’ve made one arrest.Thats your government hard at work.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/20/Atlant-%20Rapid-Transit-Installs-Urine-Detector-%20in-Elevators

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Unhinged Charlie Sheen unloads on ‘mallard-brained’ Phil Robertson
    Drugs have obviously addled Chucky’s brain.Phil is 67 years old and I’d still bet everything I own he’d kick this joyboy’s ass.
    http://twitchy.com/2013/12/21/news-flash-shower-dodger-charlie-sheen-unloads-on-mallard-brained-phil-robertson/

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    • GP

      Yeah, HS drop out Charlie, is sooooo much smarter than a college grad who started his own million dollar empire.

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        Graduate school grad who invented and patented the original Duck Commander duck call, which he then manufactured by hand, from start to finish … and by start, I mean cutting down the trees. What’s Charlie Sheen done besides cash in on his daddy’s H’wood contacts and fry his brain with drugs?

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Let’s see … Charlie Sheen’s dad is a devout member of the church whose current head, Pope Francis, has repeated its official teaching that homosexual behavior is a sin. I wonder how holidays go at Casa Estevez.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Woman, Just Out Of Prison, Arrested For 397th Time
    She prolly still voted for Barry 16 times
    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/12/20/woman-just-out-of-prison-arrested-for-397th-time/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Man has his penis bitten by a snake as he sits on a public toilet in Ghana
    Bet that ruined his holiday.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522677/Man-penis-bitten-snake-sits-public-toilet-Ghana.html#ixzz2oKBvVqY9

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  17. Pistol Pete

    maybe…just maybe a few people are realizing they’ve been played for fools for decades.A little outreach would be a good thing.

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  18. GP

    Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and that 2014 brings you many blessings and great joy,

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