PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

First off,there’ll be no post tomorrow. I’m taking DW on a shopping trip to the Huntley,Il. retail outlet. It’s the closest Wilson’s Leather store to us since the one here closed years ago. I had a pair of their gloves for almost 15 years and lost the left hand last winter on my route. I’m getting a pair for me and ones for my stepson and two SIL’s. Mama has some shopping left to do,so we’ll have lunch later and make a day of it. One really needs to take a step back from all this stuff once in awhile,anyway.

Much was made of the Scowling Wookie yesterday as the supposed leader of the free world was acting like a spoiled ten year old. Don’t know if it was fake,don’t care. Surely Cankles has told her: ‘Look,you like the power,the privelege,the 34 handservants,the free trips and the parties you have to put up with it. Look at me. I hooked up with a horndog with a good line of bullshit and rode his ass from the Arkansas governor’s mansion to the White Hut,the senate,secretary of state and I’m next in line for your old man’s gig. Just keep a tight grip on his balls,you’ll be fine.’

I’d have been furious yesterday when I heard “mom in sneakers” Patty Murray had conspired with the backstabbing jerk paul Ryan on a budget deal to put back the $65 billion in sequester cuts and avoid the dreaded government shutdown the republicans always bitch about being blamed for were it not for the fact that they do this to us time and time again. They DID promise a few billion in spending cuts in 2022,so we’ve got that to look forward to.

This is the same scam democrats pulled on Reagan,on Bush 41 to make him break his ‘no new taxes’ pledge and cost him the presidency, and on Bush 43. They’ll promise 10 million dollars in future cuts for every dollar of taxes they can get their hands on today. Of course,the cuts never come. Ever. Are our guys that gullible or are they in on the gag? The GOP thinks this will take the threat of a shutdown off the table and they can concentrate on pounding liberals over Obamacare next year.

The deal did not affect unemployment  extensions,which the dems will surely try to exploit by trotting out poor,downtrodden folks who’ve been on unemployment for years and fret over the free money stopping just before Christmas. The media is probably working on it as we speak.

Well,as Gary Gilmore said, ‘let’s do it.’ (remember him?)

THE NEW YORK POST HAS THE BEST HEADLINE WRITERS ON THE PLANET!

WHILE ON A TOUR TO PROMOTE HER NEW BOOK: “COMFORT AND JOY” SARAH DECIDED TO DROP BY WEST MONROE,LA. TO VISIT THE DUCK DYNASTY CLAN. IF YOU LOOK CLOSE,YOU’LL SEE SI’S WIFE,WHO DOES NOT APPEAR ON THE SHOW. I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN AT THAT PARTY!

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Paul Ryan and Patty Murray Announce Budget Agreement
    don’t get mad,conservatives;that’s just how things are done up here.’

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    • GP

      Don’t you just love how they are calling a hike in taxes “user fees” in this budget bill? This must of come right out of IL. We built our own house and ordered windows from Canada. Since we have a free trade agreement with Canada, the US cannot charge a tax, and most states do not either. But to get around it, IL decided to make up there own rules and sent us a bill for almost 4 grand 3 years after we moved in for their “user fee”. No wonder we just lost another company, Home Depot to a tax friendlier state.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Boehner slams conservative groups that oppose budget deal
    “They’re using our members, and they’re using the American people for their own goals,” Boehner continued.
    (shouting on purpose)
    LISTEN,YOU LILY-LIVERED LITTLE PISSANT:WE ARE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!REMEMBER US?WE’RE THE ONES WHO VOTED YOU INTO THE JOB YOU USE TO MAKE YOURSELF RICH.YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SELL US OUT AT EVERY TURN,BUT DON’T YOU DARE BLAME US FOR YOUR COWARDICE!!!
    OK,rant over.

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/11/boehner-slams-conservative-groups-that-oppose-budget-deal/#ixzz2nC7OQkXC

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Kerry On America’s Iran Policy: “My Prayer Is No American Soldier Will Be Killed” For What We Have Done…
    Gee,Liveshot;you sure as hell didn’t feel that way in 1970 when you sold out our guys in Viet Nam because you were anxious to start your career of marrying heiresses and abject political hackery.
    Now go forth and reproduce…by yourself.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    ‘Flawed and Simply Unacceptable’: Kathleen Sebelius Calls for Investigation Into Obamacare Site Rollout
    ‘Everything is A-OK now,but we will investigate us to see what we did wrong and we will make sure we hold ourselves accountable.We don’t need your interference.’
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/11/flawed-and-simply-unacceptable-kathleen-sebelius-calls-for-investigation-into-obamacare-site-rollout/

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    • GP

      So why did she pay them for their lousy work, and then keep paying them to fix their own mess? This is like hiring a carpenter to put a fence, paying him after he puts up only two posts, and then when those fall down, pay him again to redo it.
      But of course, when one is spending “other people’s money”, What difference does it make?

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Trending: Six year old suspended for ‘sexual harassment’
    Administrators declaring war on young boys.Give them six years and you can give the girls birth control pills so they can explore ‘interpersonal relationships’ and whether or not they’re gay.
    http://www.krdo.com/news/six-year-old-suspended-for-sexual-harassment/-/417220/23403144/-/ndefbbz/-/index.html

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    • GP

      This is so heartbreaking. To take the innocence of little kids, and make it into something ugly is so upsetting.
      Kids in schools today need so much loving. But heaven forbid if a teacher should ever hug a child anymore or put an arm around one who is upset.
      so so sad.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    ‘I’m Putting My Life At Risk!’ Kanye West Says Of His ‘Yeezus’ Tour, Compares Himself To A Cop & Fighting In War
    Risk of what?Overdosing on cocaine or getting an STD from some white girl?
    This overrated,overpaid clown would soil himself the first time he faced live fire.As far as I know,Jihadists don’t hold their weapons sideways like two-bit gangstas do.
    http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/12/im-putting-my-life-at-risk-kanye-west-says-of-his-yeezus-tour-compares-himself-to-a-cop-fighting-in-war/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Under Obama, troops forced to rely on welfare, holiday charity to make ends meet

    Families receive bags of fixings for meals

    Of all the atrocities this sorry sonofabitch has perpetrated,none has rankled me worse than the way he mistreats the most deserving of our respect and compassion.Without them he’s nothing but a bi-racial bastard child wandering barefoot through the streets of Nairobi.
    We have a small apartment,but if I heard of a vets’ family in need I would not hesitate to make room for them and bid them welcome.We all owe them that and so much more.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/dec/9/troops-forced-to-rely-on-welfare-holiday-charity/#ixzz2nCG95uxz

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  8. chrissythehyphenated

    Sad. I did not know this.

    “Many people around the world and in our own nation are mourning the loss of former South African President Nelson Mandela,” Bishop Tobin commented in a statement. “Indeed there is much to admire in Mandela’s long life and public service, particularly his personal courage and his stalwart defense of human rights.

    “There is part of President Mandela’s legacy, however, that is not at all praiseworthy, namely his shameful promotion of abortion in South Africa. In 1996 Mandela promoted and signed into law the ‘Choice on Termination of Pregnancy Bill’ that, according to the New York Times, ‘replaced one of the world’s toughest abortion laws with one of the most liberal.’”

    -Thomas Tobin, bishop of Providence, Rhode Island
    http://www.lifenews.com/2013/12/09/catholic-bishop-slams-nelson-mandelas-legalizing-unlimited-abortion-as-shameful/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    BB gun control: In New Jersey, kids’ rite of passage could mean felony
    Cap guns,softair guns,BB guns are just a gateway to real guns…like marijuana leads to cocaine and heroin.Thankfully I’ll always have happy memories of my Daisy Target Special.I used it for everything from tin cans to barn rats and our bulls’ nuts.What a great time it was.I pitied kids who lived in town and couldn’t get away with what I did.

    PS: the Red Ryder model 111-40 first came out in 1939.It never had a compass in the stock until AFTER the movie came out in 1983.
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/10/bb-gun-control-in-new-jersey-kids-rite-passage-could-mean-felony/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    11-Year-Old Who Refused to Beg For Money Now Has Dozens of Employees in Mistletoe Venture
    After Glenn Beck had her on his show she got orders for over 10,000 units.She now employs 28 people,including some who had no other means of income.Can we get her elected somehow?
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/10/11-year-old-who-refused-to-beg-for-money-rather-than-work-is-now-a-full-fledged-entrepreneur/

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    • GP

      I still say she broke the rules, and should be made out to be some martyr. She wormed her way into a private market that others had to pay space for. If she would have at least asked, they would have given her permission.

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  11. chrissythehyphenated

    This made my eyes leak

    WestJet Christmas Miracle: real-time giving

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Amazing: Landrieu Completely Throws Obama Under the Bus in First TV Ad
    Last week Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) said if she could vote for Obamacare again, she would. Now for some reason she’s completely distancing herself from it?

    If you are to believe this ad, President Obama lied to her constituents. Not her
    Typical two-faced liberal gasbag.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2013/12/11/landrieu-throws-obama-under-the-bus-in-first-tv-ad-n1761227

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    • GP

      I am sure she got permission from Dear Leader to pretend she works for the people so that she has a chance in hell of getting re elected. Then if she does (by some miracle) she will jump back in barkey’s lap.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Love.This.Woman.

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Rangel Lawsuit Against Those Who Censured Him Dismissed by D.C. Court
    Never even knew this brazen thief had filed a suit.I guess he got his feelings hurt when they scolded him for being a tax-cheating,lying fraud.Fortunately,democrats leave their consciences at home,so words don’t bother them in the least.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/11/Rangel-Censure-Lawsuit-Dismissed-By-D-C-Court

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Kid Christmas Carolers Reportedly Booted Off Grocery Store’s Property Over Fears They’d Offend Customers
    Before long we’ll have every kid in the country in therapy.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/11/grocery-store-reportedly-boots-young-christmas-carolers-off-its-property-over-fears-theyd-offend-customers/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Home for the holidays: Entrepreneur gives away his air miles to those who can’t afford to fly back to families at Christmas
    Army wives and cancer patients among those to benefit from campaign

    Peter Shankman’s goodwill spreads as JetBlue airline and other companies pitch in with offers
    The link includes a list of people Mr. Shankman awarded trips to.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521660/Entrepreneur-gives-airmiles-afford-fly-home-Christmas.html#ixzz2nCPwu9NV

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  17. Pistol Pete

    THESE ARE SOME DISCIPLINED RHODE ISLAND RED HENS

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Tea party threat again hangs over Republicans’ efforts to take Senate
    this is from the Washington Compost,exhorting establishment GOP to destroying their base.After all,they have our best interests in mind,don’t they?
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/tea-party-threat-again-hangs-over-republicans-efforts-to-retake-senate/2013/12/10/8cdf470c-61d6-11e3-8beb-3f9a9942850f_print.html

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  19. chrissythehyphenated

    “Bummer! Now, just before members of the U.N.’s Church of the Burning Planet are scheduled to finalize their latest hellfire and brimstone sermon, a chilling development has occurred. A flood of blasphemous reports circulated among ranks of former faithful parishioners are challenging human-caused climate crisis theology.”

    Excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor. I needed a good laugh!

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/larrybell/2013/09/10/terrifying-flat-global-temperature-crisis-threatens-to-disrupt-u-n-climate-conference-agenda

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Rep. Bass: Mandela’s Fight Against Apartheid Similar to ‘Struggle for Health Care’
    These angry black woman congresscritters sure crawl out of the woodwork like so many cockroaches when they want some attention,don’t they?
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/melanie-hunter/rep-bass-mandelas-fight-against-apartheid-similar-struggle-health-care#sthash.xY67ftgZ.dpuf

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  21. Pistol Pete

    remember when you were a kid and you made a face,and your mom asked:what if your face froze like that?
    in Leo Terrell’s case I think it dID freeze in an angry scowl.He’s always amd about something.This time hes demagoguing apartheid.

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  22. Pistol Pete

    McConnell Hosts Fundraiser for North Carolina’s Charlie Crist at Home of Fannie Mae Lobbyist
    So what is Mitch McConnell doing as the most powerful Republican in Washington?

    He’s fundraising for Thom Tillis, the Charlie Crist of North Carolina, at the house of a Fannie Mae lobbyist.

    Yesterday I read where he loves the tea Party.tomorrow,who knows?
    http://www.redstate.com/2013/12/10/mcconnell-hosts-fundraiser-for-north-carolinas-charlie-crist-at-home-of-fannie-mae-lobbyist/

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  23. Pistol Pete

    ‘This Is Mickey Mouse’: There Were No Softball Questions in Mark Levin’s Interview With Paul Ryan on Budget Deal
    Levin minds no words
    “You guys are all worked up about that,” Levin said of a potential government shutdown. “Lots of us don’t really care about that.”
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/10/mark-levin-challenges-paul-ryan-on-new-budget-deal-in-contentious-interview-this-is-mickey-mouse/

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  24. Ting

    Have fun tomorrow, Pete!

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  25. GP

    PP, I don’t know how you do it. It takes me 2 hours just to get through reading you posts!
    Hey, we drove past the Hinkley Mall on Saturday on our way to the tree farm. I am still working on getting it finished and I will send you pics. The trees were really dry this year from the dry spring. I have never had so many needles to sweep up after just getting it in the stand. I hope it lasts!
    You are a gem of a guy to go shopping in 10 degree weather at an outdoor mall! Don’t forget the long johns.

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    • Pistol Pete

      Dw went to the granddaughters’ Christmas program in Sycamore last night.when I got up for work she’d left me a note saying she wasn’t too keen on gong anywhere when its this cold because she claimed she didn’t get warm until she was almost home last night.Its about a 45 minute drive.I have no problem with the car’s heater.I took some money out of the ATM for her to shop with.I’ll betcha something nice she’ll change her tune when she’s got some dough in her hand.

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  26. I’ve driven by that outlet mall dozens of times, but I’ve never stopped there. I’m always either in a hurry to get to West Chicago, or in a hurry to get home again!

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    • Pistol Pete

      IIRC,there is a White Castle in West Chicago.Maybe I’ll check a map and if it isn’t too far,we’ll stop for lunch.Its been ages since I had some sliders.

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      • GP

        If you ever go to West Chicago, let me know. I will buy you lunch, but NOT at White Castle. I have never had a slider and never will. EEEYUCK!

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