PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

First off,prayers up for all of our friends who are suffering through this terrible storm. Where we live was spared pretty much,only about 4″ of snow between yesterday and overnight. Hopefully you’ll feel a little better after your visit here.

Got a few political posts,but I’d rather concentrate on things not necessarily in the headlines.

THE OBAMAS HOSTED A PARTY FOR THE KENNEDY CENTER HONOREES LAST NIGHT,INCLUDING BILLY JOEL,CARLOS SANTANA AND HERBIE HANCOCK. SURE BEATS WORKIN’ DON’T IT?

BTW,THESE DEVOUT MUSLIMS ARE GETTING BY WITH ONLY 24 CHRISTMAS TREES AT THE SPITE HOUSE THIS YEAR. PRETTY GOOD,SINCE THEY WON’T EVEN BE THERE.

Nothing like rubbing it in peoples’ faces.

BARRY VISITED THE USS ARIZONA MEMORIAL. PRETENDS HE GIVES A SHIT. SIGN IN THE BACKGROUND BARELY READABLE WITH HIM IN THE FOREGROUND. IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE ABOUT HIM. ALWAYS.

Added by CtH – Cesar Millan says, “Walking in front of your dog allows you to be seen as the pack leader. Conversely, if your dog controls you on the walk, he’s the pack leader. You should be the first one out the door and the first one in. Your dog should be beside or behind you during the walk.” http://www.cesarsway.com/training/thewalk/6-Tips-for-Mastering-the-Dog-Walk

LOVE THIS ONE:

FACE IT:YOU CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF HER!

OOPS,I MEANT HER!

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  1. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA SNUBBED PM THATCHER’S FUNERAL-(TYPICAL WHITE WOMAN)….RUSHES TO MANDELA’S MEMORIAL.TAKES $110K/YR. DOGWALKER WITH HIM.LEAVES BIDEN AT HOME TO MAN THE POOPER SCOOPER.
    I can tell its going to be one of those days.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/09/wheres-vice-president-joe-ditched-by-b-o/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Mandela’s Funeral Is Hillary Clinton’s Moment
    President Barack Obama will be visiting South Africa for the second time this year to attend Nelson Mandela’s memorial services. So, too will all other living past U.S. presidents–including Jimmy Carter, who worked with Mandela after the latter retired from politics, and George W. Bush, who did more for Africa than any other but is probably appreciated least. And then there is Bill Clinton, who remains South Africa’s favorite U.S. president–more so even than Obama, who is viewed as a disappointment. Politically, crudely, this is Hillary’s moment

    And expect Hillary Clinton to make the most of the moment. This is her chance, finally, to eclipse the man who beat her to the top with the help of a fawning media and disloyal superdelegates.
    God help us all.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/08/Mandela-s-Funeral-is-Hillary-Clinton-s-Moment

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Ooh, I hope we get some great pics of her pontificating with him behind her glowering. Maybe he’ll even scratch his cheek with his middle finger again. That would be fun too. Aren’t we all just so much PROUDER TO BE AMERICANS since January 2009?!

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  3. Pistol Pete

    SOME DEMS AIN’T FEELIN’ DR. HOPEY-CHANGEY SO MUCH ANYMORE

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  4. Pistol Pete

    MSNBC host: Black CNN anchor Don Lemon a ‘white leader’
    Take one look at this racist pukes face and you will see pure,unadulterated hatred for nearly everything we consider reasonable

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/09/msnbc-host-black-cnn-anchor-don-lemon-a-white-leader/#ixzz2n0KPxipm

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  5. Pistol Pete

    7 Nelson Mandela Quotes You Probably Won’t See In The U.S. Media
    I have always been skeptical of people who are as much myth as reality
    http://liberallogic101.com/?p=4645

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  6. Pistol Pete

    WE GIVE YOU HEALTHCARE,YOU GIVE US VOTES
    That’s how the left buys their power

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Pat Caddell on Iran deal: “Obama admin so desperate for a deal they will sell the country out no matter what”
    When you speak the truth you can’t be a “democratic consultant” anymore
    http://therightscoop.com/pat-caddell-on-iran-deal-obama-admin-so-desperate-for-a-deal-they-will-sell-the-country-out-no-matter-what/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Funeral legislation: Pay up or we’ll keep the body
    Legislation put forth by SC rep who also owns a funeral home.
    It would save my family a lot of money if the funeral home kept my remains.What do I care?I’m dead.
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=215817#Sz7xV566kUlVxYko.99

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  9. Pistol Pete

    IF YOU LIKE YOUR DOCTOR,YOU CAN KEEP HIM…YOU JUST HAVE TO PAY A LOT MORE

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Is Your Favorite Charity Paying For A CEO’s Mansion?
    As Christians,we show charity to our fellow man as we were taught.Just be sure you know where your money is going.
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2013/12/is-your-favorite-charity-paying-for.html

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Dems Confident the Worst Is Over on Obamacare Hit
    They thought the same thing in 2010.
    http://pjmedia.com/blog/dems-confident-the-worst-is-over-on-obamacare-hit/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    FAST EDDIE:OBAMACARE ‘LIKE MANNA FROM HEAVEN’
    Ever notice how quick these godless jackasses are to throw out Biblical references when they’re in deep doo-doo?

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  13. Pistol Pete

    PASTOR WARREN SCHOOLS QUEERS MORGAN ON BEING SPIRIT-FILLED
    Morgan never knew what hit him.
    Morgan then said the Bible, which defines marriage as being between men and women, has many sentiments in it that wouldn’t be accepted today and wondered whether the definition of marriage should be treated so rigidly.

    Morgan asked whether Warren could ever see himself — or Christianity more broadly — evolving to embrace gay marriage.
    I cannot see that happening in my life,” Warren responded. “I fear the disapproval of God more than I fear your disapproval or the disapproval of society”
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/09/rick-warren-stands-up-to-piers-morgan-i-fear-the-disapproval-of-god-more-than-i-fear-your-disapproval/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    OK,I’m a pig….sue me.

    Pogosticks sends this in-

    Last night, my friends and I went to a strip club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the dancer came over, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!

    Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. He called the girl back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to her other butt cheek.

    Then my third friend called the girl over, licked a $50 bill and slapped it on her ass. The place was going wild.

    Seeing the way things were going I was hoping she’d just dance away, I had 18 bucks in my wallet, nothing higher than a five.

    But no. She looked my way, smiled and danced her way over to me! Now everyone’s whooping it up and clapping and egging me on to up the ante, and the girl bends over and wiggles her butt in my face.

    My brain was churning, I didn’t know what I was going to do as I was reaching for my wallet.

    Then it came to me.

    I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ass, grabbed the eighty bucks and left.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    PHIL ROBERTSON:THEY WANTED US TO STOP SAYING:’IN JESUS’ NAME WE PRAY’…MIGHT OFFEND SOME MOOSELIMBS.
    Imagine how the biggest stars on the biggest show felt about that?

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Report: Unions Funding GOP Super PAC That Targets Tea Party
    They really,really,really want us to go away.
    Tough shit.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/09/Report-Unions-Funding-Republican-Super-PAC-That-Targets-Tea-Party

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Obama Administration Announces Nationwide Muslim Outreach Program For Children Grades K-12
    They prefer muslims over Tea Partiers.
    http://conservativefrontline.com/obama-administration-launches-nationwide-muslim-outreach-program-children-grades-k-12/#sthash.xsTJL9Oe.dpuf

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      And yet … I don’t know a single Tea Partier who would sanction stoning, hanging or beheading for adultery or homosexuality. And, oh wait, the Tea Party and Islam are on the SAME side on abortion.

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Five Food-Stamp Myths
    Democrats and the media are raising the usual outcry over Republican hard-heartedness and suggesting that the proposed Republican cuts will lead to widespread hunger and hardship. Most of the handwringing is based on myths.
    http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/michaeltanner/2013/12/08/five-foodstamp-myths-n1759331

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “Republicans just want you to die.” Yet it’s Obamacare that’s left millions of Americans without the health care they liked and could afford.

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  19. Pistol Pete

    have got Asperger’s, says SuBo: Star tells of relief at finding out why she struggles with fame
    As Susan Boyle was catapulted into the public eye on Britain’s Got Talent, fans watched as she struggled to cope with the rigours of a rapid rise to fame.

    Yesterday the multi-millionaire singer opened up for the first time about her difficulties – revealing she has been diagnosed with Asperger’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520258/I-got-Aspergers-says-Susan-Boyle.html#ixzz2n0WL7yyM

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    • GP

      This was so obvious from the get go. She also has thyroid issues, which go hand in had with autism, and iodine deficiency is a connection to them both.

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Just get started and already reached my limit of links.Just damn.
    Thought I’d leave you with this
    THIS CLOWN REALLY,TRULY THINKS HE CAN BE PRESIDENT

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  21. Violet

    DH gets the Ladies Home Journal (we think one of his brothers is playing a prank), and we both groaned even louder than usual when we pulled this one out of the mailbox. Needless to say, it went into the recycling unopened.

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  22. Pistol Pete

    OK,I got it.Now I can sleep.Thanks,Violet

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  23. What A Hoot

    Progressive Union Catholic relatives gloating all over facebook about the Pope being anti-capitalism, which we know not true and not the stance historically by the CC. Ugh! They put their little posters up about Rush saying pope marxist. Which he did not. ..This is sort of dragged out but thought you would be interested in the two links and the back conversation on this topic.

    First response to the Rush poster “LOL because it is not Christianity. Can’t regulate Christianity. Forcing to give is not giving. LOL.” (trying to keep it light in presentation) to which the prog posted this,
    “Read the Holy Father’s words for yourself. http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/francesco/apost_exhortations/documents/papa-francesco_esortazione-ap_20131124_evangelii-gaudium_en.html

    So, I read and responded,
    ” I speak of Christianity of Scripture, not exhortations. A quick glance at the link you provided has this blasphemous quote, ““Not to share one’s wealth with the poor is to steal from them and to take away their livelihood. It is not our own goods which we hold, but theirs”.
    edsAlso, the line preceding the so-called controversial comment by Rush was, “But regardless, what this is, somebody has either written this for him or gotten to him.” And, guess what? The English translation has been proven to be, uhm, ‘adjusted’ to fit a meme and get the Catholics on board as so many have separated themselves for the Obama Administration and the Dems over late-term abortion, chronic deception, forcing Catholic Charities to close because of Obama Care, and attacks with comments and policies against Catholics by Obama and Gang. And it almost worked, except Rush, who has spent quite a bit of time prior to this misrepresented comment praising the Pope and speaking his admiration, said something wasn’t right. He was correct and exposed, through questioning and saying why it did not make sense for the Pope to have said what he was being touted as saying; not make sense because it would be Marxism and Marxism is a direct contradiction to the Holy Scriptures (the Book, not Godly men’s exhortations and applications). The Pope’s deceptive translation was used to deceive Catholics for political gain and power.”

    They respond with, “The link I sent you is the official English translation, approved by the Holy Sea. I encourage you to read all of it more than once. Pray and meditate over it.” (“Pray and meditate over it” or “Peace” or “Prayers offered for you to let go of your anger” are new ways they have started ended conversations. It is their new way of saying, “Shut up. Conversation OVER.” but I digress.)

    In talking at another forum about this Red Pill gave me a link to post for this special prog, http://hotair.com/archives/2013/12/02/pope-francis-and-the-media-missing-the-forest-for-a-couple-of-trees/

    Today, WTPOTUS wrote an article/commentary on the misrepresented translation and a more reliable source for translating as well as demonstrated how google’s translation is different than others http://wtpotus.wordpress.com/2013/12/09/what-did-the-pope-not-say/.

    I thought I had seen something similar along these lines here but can not find them. Pray for these controlled minds who want to be good Catholics and are having their desire to be faithful used to walk directly in opposition to their doctrines of faith which they no longer recognize. It is sad watching them get more and more smug, cynical, and even sadistic in how they get a rush every time they can (well think they can) zing conservatives and do so in the name of God. You know I am not Catholic but it still grieves me that The Marxists are using the Pope and the religion for the destruction of our country and even the Catholic Church. It is not my intent to offend.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I am a Catholic and totally unsurprised that those who are Leftists first and Catholics somewhere way down the road are cherry picking to support their Big Government version of “charity.” I’ve been going to Mass with these turkeys for decades (very liberal diocese). They are the same people who conveniently close their eyes to every doctrine that doesn’t fit the Left’s agenda (abortion, gay marriage), then hop up and down screaming, “The pope says we’re right”, when it suits them to do so. They’re also remarkably short on Christian charity toward their fellow Catholics who are politically conservative.

      Btw, it’s Holy See, from the Latin Sancta Sedes for Holy Chair.

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  24. What A Hoot

    ‘Btw, it’s Holy See, from the Latin Sancta Sedes for Holy Chair.” I did not catch this; wish I would have. I am not one to correct spellings and grammatical errors on people’s facebook comments/posts, but I would have probably succumbed on this if I had been paying better attention. Hear you on the Christian charity toward fellow Catholics as they are now coming up with what they think are clever posters about Paul Ryan; very mean spirited.

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