Posted by Pistol Pete

In accordance with edict#754 by emperor Barack Hussein Obama I (all praise his name) the term “black” is hereby banished from the realm.


Afro-American-eyed peas

Afro-American widow spiders

Afro-American berry pie

Afro-American & Decker power tools

Bad Day at Afro-American Rock

Famous horse: Afro-American Beauty

As always,this edict is subject to change according to Emperor Obama’s whims.

So let it be written,so let it be done.

Hope everybody had a wonderful Thanksgiving Day. We went to DD’s and enjoyed visiting with family. Unfortunately,DD did NOT inherit her great-grandma’s cooking skills. The turkey dried out and was tough to chew and most everything was cold while we waited for stragglers. I didn’t say anything,obviously,but there are things she’ll learn in time. Granny told everybody when dinner would be ready. If you were there,you ate. If not,as they say in Siberia,tuffshitzski. She lives in a small town about 15 miles west of here and there are two WalMarts along the way. We came home around six and I could not imagine the crowds turning into mobs to buy some cheap Chinese crap. May I never get to a state where I would have to endure such madness for an electronic appliance that will be obsolete in 6 months.

ADDED BY CTH (who is actually still having trouble posting … it comes and goes):

I googled “afro wig” thinking I’d do a little funny to add to Pete’s big funny list above. Odd thing … nearly ALL of the models are white! So I was thinking maybe I’d snag an afro graphic and stick it on a spider, but then I remembered, we had that image already back when FLATUS was getting nominated for … well, you know. Anyway, then I stumbled on these Oprah images, which sorry, you’ll need brain bleach after this one, but if you don’t see them first, you won’t get the MAD Magazine version which is the best funny I’ve come up with to add to Pete’s list.

Oprah HAIR

Oprah NAIR


Filed under Funny Stuff


  1. Pistol Pete

    Turkey and gravy croissants, mint chocolate Pringles and mince pie crisps: Christmas food NO ONE wants to find in their stocking
    Thanksgiving in the rear view mirror,charge forward with the Christmas madness.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Biden Sex

    Adapted and modified from a joke sent in by Bitterclinger

    No matter what Joe Biden did in bed, Jill never achieved an orgasm. So the Bidens decided to go to a sexual therapist.

    The therapist suggested that they let a young man come into the room while the two are making love and massage Jill’s feet. That would help Jill relax and maybe fantasize and that would probably lead to an orgasm.

    They go home and follow the doctor’s advice. They get a handsome young Secret Service agent to come in and rub her feet as they make love. It doesn’t help and Jill is left unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the doctor.

    ‘Okay,’ he says to Joe, ‘Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you rub her feet.’

    Once again, they follow the doctor’s advice. They go home and invite the strapping young Secret Service agent into the bedroom.

    The young man gets into bed with Jill and he gets to work while Joe rubs her feet. Within minutes Jill erupts in an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting orgasm.

    With that Joe looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,

    “See that? That, my friend, is how you give a foot massage!”


  3. Pistol Pete

    Are you a Christmas ‘showroomer’? Seven in 10 savvy shoppers browse for presents in shops but buy online for less
    DW has the patience to go out shopping.I don’t.What little I do buy is strictly through store websites and they deliver it to my door.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Good old American entrepreneurial spirit.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Why is it I get the feeling Barry enjoys seeing this kind of chaos?
    One man shot for the new TV he was carrying into his house
    One man was stabbed over a STUPID PARKING PLACE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


    • So yes, definitely shopping ON LINE!


      • Trying to think what’s the worst that’s ever happened to me shopping on-line … ummmmmmmmmm … Oh, I know. A JERK I tried to buy fish from sent them without verifying someone would be here to receive the package in person so the box got left on the stoop and the fish died from the cold. $150 down the drain cuz said JERK said it wasn’t his fault nobody was home, even though I’d told him it was vital we talk on the phone and verify for SURE when the package was arriving. Lesson learned. I just didn’t buy fish online again. It was obviously worth it to pay the pet store guy to special order for me, since HE was always in the store when the overnight guy arrived with fragile live cargo.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Nine Stories That Will Have You Laughing, Crying or Avoiding Black Friday Altogether
    Reddit had people send in their Black Friday horror stories.
    Some of these are pretty cool.


  7. Pistol Pete

    LOOming on the horizon… the precarious privvy perching over a 2,600m Siberian cliff and frequented by the brave, stupid or very desperate
    Check out where this outhouse is and ask yourself:’do I really need to go that bad?’


  8. Pistol Pete

    Thief steals Salvation Army kettle from bell ringer in North Carolina
    Don’t be surprised if there’s a rash of this in the next month.
    I expect some poor,deprived young thug to play the knockout game on some old man playing Santa.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Severely Constipated Elephant Dies at Zoo Miami
    Wanna volunteer to give an elephant an enema?


  10. Pistol Pete

    Amish buggy horse killed in drive-by shooting in Pennsylvania
    old joke:
    what goes clippity clop…bang!
    clippity clop…bang!
    an Amish drive-by shooting


  11. Pistol Pete

    Forget the vegetable patch! This kit lets you grow your own edible INSECTS to help cut down on meat eating
    Hey,at least I didn’t post this before Thanksgiving.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Elon University to sponsor ‘self-pleasure’ course to teach students how to masturbate
    I pretty much had that figured out by the time I was 12…mybe 13


  13. Pistol Pete



  14. Pete … dunno if you know or care, but saw this and thought of you. Reviewers claim it reduces their need for insulin.


  15. Oh for crying out LOUD … now I can’t even access my own Dashboard. I get this … which is what I was getting before when I tried to save or post a blog.

    400 Bad Request
    Request Header Or Cookie Too Large

    I found someone on the help forum with the same problem, posted a month ago with no responses. I tried adding to it with “email me if anyone replies.” Any other idea? I don’t know what’s wrong. I didn’t change a thing on my computer and defragging, cleaning my registry and multiple cold reboots have had no affect.


    • Have you tried going to and clicking on “My Blogs” at the top of the page, then on “posts” under PoliNation? I have to do it all the time because WordPress keeps logging me out and then it doesn’t recognize me when I come back. I have no idea why it’s doing that.


      • chrissythehyphenated

        Do you have your computer set to clear your cookies when you log off? I think that’s where the “Hello, Mr. Website. This is me.” info is stored between visits. It’s what I had to clear out to fix my problem. Also my offline browser content, which I think stores graphics and such for pages I visit a lot, to make loading faster.


  16. If anyone of you admin peeps can access my Choctaw Code Talkers draft, I think it’s ready to go up. Just change the small s soldier to Cap S Soldier. Thanks.


    • That’s funny! I was lucky at Thanksgiving dinner — nothing political came up. It’s a good thing, because there were small children present (my son’s girlfriend’s kids) and it would have been unfortunate if I had let loose a string of obscenities relating to obummercare…. she might not have let her kids hang around with me any more!