PETE’S FRIDAY FUNDAY PAGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

His signature achievement falling down around his elephantine ears,the boy-king goes fundraising.

New book reveals Boehner extorts money from companies before he holds votes on legislation….

He’s not only coward,he’s corrupt.

Mooch hasn’t been seen since the shutdown started…apparently flaunting lavish Spite House parties and jet-setting around the globe would look bad.

It’ll all still be here Monday.

Relax,take a deep breath  and maybe have a smile or two.

Since the Bears have a bye week,we’ve been invited to Uncle Roger’s house for dinner Sunday. I’ll see my cousins again,plus their children and their children’s children. (That would be third cousins,if you’re keeping up.)

 

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“I DON’T WORK FOR THE PEOPLE CALLING FOR MY RESIGNATION

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Reid dreaming of having sex with this Amazon is like an ant crawling up a hippo’s backside with rape on his mind

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37 responses to “PETE’S FRIDAY FUNDAY PAGE

  1. Pistol Pete

    This May Look Like a Simple Middle School Football Photo — But It’s Really About Everything Good in America
    A 13 year old autistic boy wouldn’t let his condition get the best of him
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/23/the-story-behind-the-photo-of-an-autistic-football-player-after-scoring-a-touchdown/

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    • Just wondering what kind of whackjob chose BARBIE PINK jerseys for a BOYS’ football team with WILDCATS as the mascot. Now, if it was a girls’ team, it would be funny as hell. Refer to Barbie’s midlife crisis above. But boys?

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      • GP

        Probably just another example of pinkwashing. It makes me crazy!
        Does anyone else have trouble with The Blaze? It takes forever to load, and I get those background popups. I swear the govt. has hacked that site and is monitoring people.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Police officer picks up tab for the groceries a desperate mother tried to STEAL to feed her struggling family
    There aren’t many police officers like this one

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2472832/Police-officer-picks-tab-groceries-desperate-mother-tried-STEAL-feed-struggling-family.html#ixzz2ikZBwsMJ

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  3. Pistol Pete

    10 Companies That Are ‘Heavy Hitters’ in Hiring Returning Soldiers
    Most of these are good companies to do business with.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/23/10-companies-that-are-heavy-hitters-in-hiring-returning-soldiers/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Mother jailed for up to 30 years for burning her 19-year-old son’s penis and nipples off with a lighter
    The fact this…thing has a son means somebody slept with her.One glance at her photo and you have to ask yourself:why???

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2469989/Christine-Gelineau-jailed-burning-sons-penis-nipples-lighter.html#ixzz2ikbYj8HN

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  5. Pistol Pete

    What Are the Biggest Retail Markups?
    You think movie theater popcorn is high on the list?Not even close.
    http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/just-explain-it/biggest-retail-markups-135905011.html

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  6. Pistol Pete

    man catches his wife cheating,destroys his own house!

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Runner in KC Marathon sets knitting record
    KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A University of Central Missouri graphic design professor has knitted his way into the record books while running the Kansas City Marathon.The Kansas City Star (http://is.gd/mUstzF ) reports that David Babcock finished Saturday’s marathon in 5 hours, 48 minutes and 27 seconds. Knitting experts measured the scarf he created along the route at just more than 12 feet long.The Guinness scarf-knitting-while-running-a-marathon record was previously held by Susie Hewer, who runs to raise money for Alzheimer’s disease research. She knitted a 6 foot, 9 inch scarf at the London Marathon in April.Like Hewer, the 41-year-old Babcock hopes that people will donate to the Alzheimer’s Association. Babcock began running and knitting as separate activities about three years ago. He decided to combine them to keep things interesting. http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2013/10/runner_in_kc_marathon_sets_knitting_record#sthash.7Bk8l6qV.dpuf

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Scrabble secrets revealed: Word game champion explains how to make sure you ALWAYS win
    Chrissy and BoB:heads up!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2476420/Scrabble-secrets-revealed-Word-game-champion-explains-make-sure-ALWAYS-win.html#ixzz2ikeAEKWw

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    • Gonna read this, then delete it. Bwahahahaa. Just kidding. I doubt anything would help me beat Lucy often, though I wouldn’t mind upping my win rate to something more than 10%.

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      • Oh poot. Nothing there I didn’t already know from the SCRABBLE tips book I bought … and read and took notes on and memorized portions of.

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      • Haha! Chrissy beats me as often as I beat her, so take her whining with a box of salt! 🙂

        I agree that all those tricks are ones we’ve already learned and employ frequently. But I got a kick out of this part of the article:

        “In his book, 101 Ways to Win at Scrabble, Grossman explains that although proper nouns aren’t generally accepted, there are some exceptions. For example, his own name Barry can be used as another word for a blunder or mistake. It is Australian slang.”

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Crack-smoking homeless man accused of having sex with a train seat acquitted of indecent exposure
    Where else but San Fran Freako,where they have sex with anything.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471777/Crack-smoking-homeless-man-accused-having-sex-train-seat-acquitted-indecent-exposure.html#ixzz2ikeoqdlK

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Belgian Racing Pigeons Fly High on Coke and Painkillers
    Pigeons on drugs?What are we coming to?
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/10/24/Belgian-racing-pigeons-fly-high-on-coke-and-painkillers

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  11. Pistol Pete

    The butterflies that rely on TURTLE TEARS to survive: Striking photos reveal how colourful creatures sip on salt-rich water
    When nature has a need,nature provides

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2474840/Julia-butterflies-rely-TURTLE-TEARS-survive.html#ixzz2ikgMHN76

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  12. Pistol Pete

    RIGHT, MA’AM, WE’LL BE RIGHT THERE … A 55-year-old woman called police in Billings, Mont., and told them that she was too drunk to get out of her car. They came and arrested her for felony drunken driving.
    DOES SHE SEEM RELIEVED OR ANGRY? … A groom, driving his van home to Berlin from his honeymoon in France as his bride slept in the back, made a stop at a highway gas station in Bad Hersfeld. He filled up and left not realizing that his new wife had gotten out to use the restroom. He noticed she was missing about 2 1⁄2 hours later. He called the police who told him that she was patiently waiting for him.
    WE’RE JUST CHASING A DREAM … A Hindu sage wrote to the Central Bank in New Delhi that the spirit of a dead 19th-century ruler appeared to him in a dream. The spirit told the dreamer that 1,000 tons of gold was buried beneath the ruins of his castle in the village of Daundia Khera in India, and he wanted it dug up. Surprisingly, a team of archaeologists was sent there and has begun digging despite that fact that there is no other evidence.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Mysterious hum keeping people up all night ‘could be mating fish’
    the Male Midshipman fish bears a striking resemblance to Howard Dean
    http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/mysterious-hum-keeping-people-up-all-night-could-be-mating-fish-8900747.html

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    • The mysterious hum that was making my office hours unpleasant turned out to be the air filter in the next room, vibrating the floor joists. Not nearly as interesting as horny fish who look like Howard Dean.

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Pizza Prank Feeds Homeless of Ohio
    At Trending Now, we love a good prank story, but we love a “do-good” prank story even more. Friends Roman, Dennis, and Chase are all part of the YouTube group Roman Atwood Pranks. They tricked their friend Joe into giving them the keys to his pizza and hot dog joint Wholly Joe’s Chicago Eatery. They told him they needed to get in to retrieve a wallet that one had left behind the night before. Well, that’s not why they wanted to get in. Their real plan was to make 30 pizzas for the homeless and then personally distribute them. The trio took hours to bake the pies, even losing a few to the floor, and then headed out to the streets and to a shelter where deserving Columbus residents enjoyed the hot treats. The group even handed out $5 bills to cover a drink to go along with the pizza. After making and giving out the pies, the crew left money at Joe’s register to pay for the supplies with a note that read, “Thanks for feeding the homeless. Smile more.” What a delicious act of kindness for the people of Columbus.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    We Usually Don’t Publish Stories About Underwear — Butt This One Was Too Good to Pass Up (Wives Take Notice)
    The line of boxers and briefs, designed by Shreddies, “features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours

    That’s right,underdrawers with a fart muffler.
    Do they have one to fit over Jay Carney’s mouth?
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/23/underwear-company-releases-new-product-that-neutralizes-farts/

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    • Does anyone actually buy undies from a company named “Shreddies”? It gives me the willies. As for Carney, if I wanted to listen to an ass, … oh darn … the back end of that joke is “I’d fart” but I don’t fart.

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Seniors can sext too! How one in four 50 to 75-year-olds have sent ‘intimate’ messages and photos
    Just what you need to imagine….70 year olds sending naked ‘selfies’ to each other

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2475235/Senior-sexting-1-4-sent-intimate-messages-phone.html#ixzz2ikkEnWsU

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Virginia Woman Rides Horse to DMV to Get License Back
    Dateline Richmond:Ting?Do you have an alias?
    http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/10/23/virginia-woman-rides-horse-to-dmv-to-get-license-back/

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    • I went in to renew my driver’s license … alone, in my car … and failed the eye test. The lady said, “Do you have glasses?” I said, “Yes.” She leaned over and whispered, “Go home and get them and we’ll do this again.” 🙂

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  18. Jim Walter’s got a new post up at his blog … Be Nice to Barry Day. Excellent snark, as always, plus an original toon I love!

    http://jimwalterpix.typepad.com/download-the-kaboom/2013/10/last-man-standing-is-a-pain-in-the-ass.html

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  19. Pistol Pete

    This post tends to get tedious about now.If I haven’t made you feel even a little better I don’t know what to tell you.

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    • I was grinning before Sid. Now ROFLLLL … my father was a founding member of the local golf club AND a professional golf instructor. This is SOOOOOOOOO funny … gotta go send it to the relatives. ROFLLLL And seriously, in all honestly, Sid’s outfit is way TAME compared to what Pop used to wear. We could see him from the club house when he was out on the back 9, esp if he had his glow in the dark pink pants on. I am not kidding. He also had a pair of loafers that the shoe salesman told him, “You are the only white man to ever buy this shoe.” They were plum colored, suede sides, patent uppers, with a tassel. Kid you not.

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Golf is the game where white folk can dress like pimps and not get laughed at.

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