TAKE A BREAK

Posted by Pistol Pete

I’ve been keeping up with the latest atrocities being perpetrated by skimming the news and mainly reading everything Chrissy’s been posting. IMHO,she certainly goes above and beyond. Just thought since it’s Friday I’d post some things to maybe lift your spirits a little. I’ll start posting the Grudge again in the near future. Meanwhile,take a break,have some fun.

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GRAPE APE DOESN’T USE A CONDOM

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DW IS A BETTY BOOP FANATIC
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  1. Pistol Pete

    ‘It’s the last, biggest thing we’ll do with mom’: Three sisters plan their weddings on the same day for terminally ill mother
    In your lifetime you’ll make many friends,maybe even have more than one spouse,but you’ll never have more than one mother.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2451075/Three-sisters-plan-weddings-day-terminally-ill-mother.html#ixzz2hRH7tHjO

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    • GP

      Sorry if some are offended by this, but looking at the picture of these young women really saddens me. They are all clinically obese (one possibly prego), and that is the number one risk for breast cancer. The mother was also severely overweight.
      The story says that at first chemo worked but then came back is totally bogus.
      Yeah,chemo might shrink a tumor. But it leaves a body so devoid of nutrients, and the digestive tract so destroyed that cancer will come back with a vengeance if one does nothing to change the body chemistry. Standard of Cancer Care seldom involves much guidance to patients on what they need to do after chemo to get well. Those who I know who survive it, make a concerted effort to get healthy through nutrition, wt. loss and exercise.
      Too bad these stories never go deeper. They always report the down side, but never talk about what others can do to stop this disease.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Two Suspected Burglars Killed When Blow Torch Ignites Fireworks In Safe
    Its Gods way of taking some of Darwin’s mistakes out of the gene pool.
    http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/10/09/two-suspected-burglars-killed-when-blow-torch-ignites-fireworks-in-safe/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    This is hilarious!A three year old talking to his poo.

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    • ROFLLL I love the person with the camera trying so hard not to laugh out loud! ROFLL then the ah ah ah at the end roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllll TY for best laugh of the week, Pete. I sooooo needed it!

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Text mistakenly sent to cop leads to arrest in NJ
    SPARTA, N.J. — Authorities say a New Jersey man mistakenly sent a text message to a police detective to set up a drug sale and now faces charges.Authorities say a detective received the text message on his new cellphone Friday night. The sender had said he had a quarter pound of marijuana for sale and wanted to meet at a pizza parlor.Nicholas Delear Jr., of Sussex, met later that night with an undercover police officer but fled when he became suspicious. Police soon stopped his vehicle, but the 33-year-old Delear refused to consent to his vehicle being searched.Authorities obtained a warrant after a police dog detected drugs in the vehicle. They found four plastic bags containing marijuana and other paraphernalia.
    http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2013/10/text_mistakenly_sent_to_cop_leads_to_arrest_in_nj#sthash.FYXtvbYO.dpuf

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  5. Pistol Pete

    China: Man Amputates His Own Leg With Saw
    He could not afford to have it done at the hospital.Coming soon to a country near you
    http://news.sky.com/story/1153067/china-man-amputates-his-own-leg-with-saw

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  6. Pistol Pete

    ‘Dirty Jobs’ Host Mike Rowe Zings Special Ed Schultz
    This is the first of two articles about Mike Rowe today.
    Thankfully,there is no video….just a transcript
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2013/10/dirty-jobs-host-mike-rowe-zings-special.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Dog determined to make friends with Downs boy
    That’s why we love dogs

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Foods To Avoid When The Government Shuts Down
    Some food for thought
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/foods-to-avoid-when-the-government-shuts-down

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Great-grandmother with dementia is taken to a stranger’s house and tucked up in his bed after hospital staff took her to the WRONG address
    Tell us again how wonderful socialized medicine is.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2451691/Dementia-patient-tucked-bed-WRONG-house-hospital-staff.html#ixzz2hRMjtGJ8

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Mike Rowe of ‘Dirty Jobs’ Unveils Exciting Scholarship Program Rooted in Hard Work – Read the Amazing ‘S.W.E.A.T. Pledge’ Students Must Take First

    “The jobs right now that we have available, people don’t seem to want — and it makes no sense because we’re lending money we don’t have to kids who can’t pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist,”

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/10/dirty-jobs-mike-rowe-unveils-exciting-new-scholarship-program-plus-read-the-amazing-s-w-e-a-t-pledge-students-must-take-first/

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    • I remember him saying the problem with “shovel ready jobs” was that our nation despises the idea of anyone using a shovel. All that crap about everybody deserving a college education is part of this, isn’t it? Who needs college to do a DIRTY job? But we need them done. We ALL need them done.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    The 10 Worst Halloween Candies of All Time
    When I went into the hospital,I had a full bag of circus peanuts and a bag of gumdrops,which I would finish in a few days.DW tossed them before I got home and now I take insulin pills instead of sugar.
    http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/10-worst-halloween-candies-time-slideshow/-photo-2700898-171800526.html

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    • GP

      No way!
      The worst are those peanut butter kisses in the orange and black wrappers. I bet every kid threw them away. YUCK!
      Next comes those maryjanes.
      Neither made the list.
      What was your most disliked Halloween treat?

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      • Pistol Pete

        The orange and black-wrapped peanut buter candy was my favorite Halloween candy.I scooted by a display of them at Wally World and it was really difficult not to grab a few bags.But I’d rather live.

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        • Peanut butter and chocolate is a match made in HEAVEN. 🙂 Just my opinion of course LOL. But Reese’s pb cups are special to me and dh. We bought a big pack on our honeymoon, then forgot them in the car when we went to Nantucket with our bikes. We had so much fun there, we stayed til the last possible ferry to get us on the road in time to return for a friend’s wedding … if we drove all night. We barely made it into the church before the bride. LOL But, we also spent every dime we had .. literally .. so driving home we wrote a check at the toll (they took it!) and were so grateful for that giant pack of pb cups. We needed to sugar to stay awake for the drive. Dang … our anniversary is Sunday. I shoulda got some. 34 years. 🙂

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  12. Pistol Pete

    How lots of kissing helps a girl to find her Mr Right: Smooching allows women to assess potential partners through taste and smell

    Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a prince…then you realize you’re at the Democrat senate caucus and realize they’re ALL toads

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2453593/How-lots-kissing-helps-girl-Mr-Right-Smooching-allows-women-assess-potential-partners-taste-smell.html#ixzz2hRPUU7Ra

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    • I remember having a deep convo with a gf once about how important it was that a man smell right. It was on my Life Mate Check List. When I met dh, I checked off every single thing within a couple weeks. I told my gf I was kind of panicky about this and had made the list longer! LOL He was also the first guy I’d ever NOT been able to play Fantasy Wedding with. She just nodded and said, “That’s cuz it’s too close to real.” We were engaged before the month was out.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Firefighters rescue man’s penis from toaster – then warn people to start using “common sense”
    You didn’t seriously think I’d do a Friday post without including breasts or penises,did you?

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520#ixzz2hRREVtPV

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    • I started humming “How great thou art” this morning and my Dewey Poodle came in and sat down with me and cocked his head in the uber cute way he does when he’s curious … and he listened and listened and listened. It was so sweet.

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Man blames bathroom emergency for high-speed chase

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    LOGAN, Utah — A Utah man has been sentenced to seven days in jail after a high-speed chase that he blamed on a bathroom emergency.

    Thirty-nine-year-old Jeffrey Laub told a judge Monday that he ate something that upset his stomach and was racing to get to a rest area in Logan Canyon.

    The Herald Journal reports 1st District Judge Thomas Willmore called the explanation “one of the worst stories” he ever heard.

    The judge pointed out that Laub passed several outhouses while he led a Utah Highway Patrol trooper on a chase last spring that reached 111 mph.

    Laub, who’s from Garden City, pleaded guilty in August to failure to stop and impaired driving.
    . http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2013/10/man_blames_bathroom_emergency_for_high_speed_chase#sthash.D0XX0dOP.dpuf

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka’s biggest regret: Not running against Barack Obama in 2004 U.S. Senate race
    I remember this like it was yesterday.The whole republican party begged him,but he didn’t want to get involved.Thanks for nothing,coach.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2451992/Chicago-Bearss-Mike-Ditka-regrets-running-Barack-Obama-2004.html#ixzz2hRUr4G8Y

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    • GP

      Yeah, Da Coach would a been a contender.
      We know Obama did not win because people liked him. No one took him seriously and most Illinoisans stayed home to show the IL GOP a lesson for picking a flawed candidate and then putting Alan Keyes on the ballot. The IL GOP was a joke.
      But in the end, the joke was on all of us.
      On a happy note PP.
      How bout dem Bears! I know you are cheering.

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  16. Pistol Pete

    20 Lip Balm Flavors That Could Ruin Food Forever
    There are some strange lip balm flavors,like bacon,marshmallow peeps and unicorn farts.We were at our discount grocers yesterday and I saw boxes of Count Chocula,Frankenberry and Booberry cereal.I haven’t seen them in a very long time.
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/lip-balm-flavors-that-could-ruin-food-forever

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    • One of my daughters had an African pygmy hedgehog just like that one years ago. But none of our cats ever attempted to make friends with it.

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      • Well, I betcha didn’t name your cats after the Norse God of Mischief either! LOL … Interspecies contact can be tricky. We once had the “bright” idea (not) that the hamster and the guinea pig could be buds. Apparently, they are natural moral enemies. They almost killed each other. I was lucky to get the hamster out without getting my arm taken off in the melee.

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        • Oh dear, that sounds awful! How odd that two such similar rodents would try to kill each other — especially when neither species is noted for being particularly belligerent. And then you see/read/hear stories about animals of very different species who become the most devoted and loving of friends — like the dog and elephant who became best buds, and the cat and owl, and other equally unlikely pairings. I always find interspecies animal friendships fascinating, for some reason.

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  17. Pistol Pete

    HOW UNSURPRISING…A PHONY GIFT FROM A PHONY HUMAN
    Ancient Artifact Obama Gave Iran is a Fake from 1999
    I stole this from 4GFC
    http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/ancient-artifact-obama-gave-iran-is-a-fake-from-1999/

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  18. GP

    Enjoyed all the animal videos today PP.
    Thanks for taking the time.
    Have a great weekend!

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