THE FRIDAY THE 13TH FUNHOUSE

Update:DW is doing much better. I took her to our family MD Monday and after checking her over,he said she’s progressing well enough not to need the super-expensive antibiotic. When we got home that day there was an envelope from her 93 year old dad with the money to pay for her meds. She had already planned to go see him in Wisconsin,which she did yesterday,so she can take it back to him. We thank all of you wonderful people and especially my Lord Jesus for answered prayers.

Let’s see what I can come up with today.

Mission-Accomplished

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WE HAVE A COUPLE OF COMMODE STORIES TODAY.

THIS IS A SPRING-LOADED SEAT SO MEN WON’T FORGET TO PUT THE SEAT BACK DOWN.

(a pet peeve among ladies,so I’m told)

ANY REPORTS OF MEN GETTING THEIR WEINERS PINCHED WHEN THE SEAT SLAMS DOWN ON IT ARE EXAGGERATIONS,I ASSURE YOU. ASSUMING THEY’RE DOING IT THE CONVENTIONAL WAY,OF COURSE.

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42 responses to “THE FRIDAY THE 13TH FUNHOUSE

  1. New toilet-themed restaurant where diners eat out of bidets opens in China
    As God is my witness,I don’t know where to go with this.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2416133/New-toilet-themed-restaurant-diners-eat-bidets-opens-China.html#ixzz2enIM6NEp

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    • GP

      Now we know the Chinese are doing with all that DISPOSIBLE income, now that they have adopted capitalism.
      But they could have at least used the padded toilet seats!

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  2. 10 flushable facts about the toilet
    $6,390 — Retail price of Kohler’s Numi, one of the most expensive retail toilets, with features such as a deodorizer, bidet, heated seat, built-in speakers and motion-activated lid.
    When it comes down to it,a two-holer out back works just as well.
    http://www.angieslist.com/articles/10-flushable-facts-about-toilet.htm?CID=TBL410&utm_source=taboola

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  3. Drunk horseback rider arrested by police after weaving into traffic with a dog in his rucksack and a beer in his saddlebag said he was off to a wedding 600 MILES away
    A universal truth has always been that no matter how drunk a cowboy got,the horse always stayed sober enough to find its way home.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2416572/Drunk-horse-rider-Patrick-Neal-Schumacher-arrested-dog-rucksack.html#ixzz2enK2BuTN

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  4. A GUY TRIES TO IMPRESS HIS GIRLFRIEND BY GETTING ON A RIDE WITH HIS BROTHERS’ GIRLFRIEND.
    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

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  5. Little Rock school district will now make teachers wear underwear
    This overturns the executive order Slick Willie Klintoon signed when he was governor

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/06/little-rock-school-district-will-now-make-teachers-wear-underwear/#ixzz2enLPkyqG

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    • GP

      How said that teachers now have to be told how to dress. What ever happened to professionalism? I am so glad I am no longer dealing with liberals who have invaded education.

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  6. Artist arrested after dancing with a chicken tied to his penis at the Eiffel Tower
    Shockingly,this may not be the weirdest story I post today.
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=203150#EWPxIDUJQgd89r2P.99

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    • Ting

      Oh, dear. What else will we see?

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      • GP

        Puts a new twist on “Oui Oui” (pronounced, wee wee)

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        • When I was in junior high, a road tour of Hair came to town and brother and his wife decided I should see it for my birthday. The nudity was all the talk and I remember feeling like, “You’ve GOT to be kidding! That is so dumb!” when I actually saw it.

          The actors got under this big parachute to wiggle out of their clothes, then threw the parachute back and stood up like, “Ta Da! We’re nekked.” It was so much like when I visited my gf whose toddler proudly brought her potty into the living room to show me her poopie.

          Since Hair, it’s been a steady progression of “actors” showing the world their poopies in more and more “shocking” and “relevant” ways. One wishes one could forget American Pie. I used to like warm apple pie. Remember when it seemed like every new movie had at least one scene with a man peeing? Then that wasn’t enough, so they moved on to women peeing. Etc. Etc. and so disgustingly so forth.

          A chicken tied to a penis on the Eiffel Tower is just the latest step in Satan’s degradation of mankind. The fact that it happened in France does not escape my notice either.

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  7. Man whose home was slated for demolition swaps numbers with the house next door – and crew knocks down wrong property
    That’s just wrong

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2414902/Crews-demolish-wrong-house-Michigan-man-swaps-numbers-door.html#ixzz2enMfzdu7

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    • GP

      They did the guy a favor. It costs thousands to demo a house. Now he only has a vacant lot, which is worth more than the dilapidated hut he had on his property.
      WIN WIN.

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  8. THIS LADY HAD BEEN TAKING HER GLOVE TO BALLGAMES FOR 45 YEARS AND HAD NEVER CAUGHT ONE.

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  9. Crab a bite to eat! Vending machine gives fresh food a new meaning by selling the animals live
    We’ve always had live crab dispensers…they’re called barflies.I’ve known one or two(but not in the biblical sense)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2418906/Vending-machine-selling-live-crabs-installed-east-China-province.html#ixzz2enOHnlfw

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  10. Brave visitors to South Korean food festival tuck into raw octopus tentacles to promote local delicacy… eaten ALIVE
    What is it with Asians?I’d never bite anything that can bite back!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2418514/South-Korean-food-festival-goers-tuck-raw-octopus-tentacles-promote-local-delicacy.html#ixzz2enOvCJ7O

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  11. WANNA GRAB SOME LUNCH????

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  12. Hero Family Dog Raises the Alarm on Abusive Babysitter
    Most dogs,including the ones we had were fiercely protective of those they loved.
    They should have let the dog have her.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/12/hero-family-dog-raises-the-alarm-on-abusive-babysitter/

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  13. This week in transgender high schoolers running for homecoming king, queen, whatever
    When I think of the way our school system has decayed,my hair hurts

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/11/this-week-in-transgender-high-schoolers-running-for-homecoming-king-queen-whatever/#ixzz2enQd8pJG

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  14. Coca-cola to offer first ever HOT carbonated beverage with warmed-in-the-can Canada Dry ginger ale
    Ever had a can of soda that you put down for awhile then picked it up and it had gotten warm?Yecchh.
    Coffe,yes,tea,yes….soda..not so much

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2416467/Coca-cola-offer-HOT-carbonated-beverage-warmed-Canada-Dry-ginger-ale.html#ixzz2enRTMo4l

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  15. Florida Man, 51, Arrested For Chicken Wing Assault On Wife
    Another high-anus(redneck for heinous) crime involving chickens
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=202910#kboI0YhXBHV2ibrj.99

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  16. Medal of Honor belonging to Civil War General Joshua Chamberlain is discovered hidden in old book at CHURCH SALE
    Anonymous donor returns relic to museum devoted to General
    Whoever found it passed up a fortune by donating it to his museum.Sadly,not a single student today has heard or will ever hear about the hero of Gettysburg

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417251/Medal-honor-belonging-Civil-War-General-Joshua-Chamberlain-discovered-church-sale.html#ixzz2enTsUY1h

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  17. Workout at work! Americans beat the bulge by walking their way through office jobs with treadmill desks
    How is it possible to type,use a mouse and walk on a treadmill all at the same time??

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2418924/Americans-beat-bulge-walking-way-work-treadmill-desks.html#ixzz2enUnOwvX

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  18. Normally,I stay away from politics on Friday,but this isn’t really about politics.Rush gave a magnificent monologye on exceptionalism.Please listen.

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  19. Ting

    Lots of grins today. So glad that Mrs. Pete is improving! Have a great weekend, folks. I’m off to sail away for a few days and try to forget all about the rest of the world.

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