THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

A lot of different things today;I kept bookmarking links until it became impossible to sort through them to cull some really good stuff for you.In the hours I spend scouring the web I come across pictures that I capture and add my own captions for them.I should wait for the Funhouse tomorrow,but hope you get a kick out of some of these.

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THE FECKLESS FOURSOME STAND FOR A PHOTO-OP HONORING THE VICTIMS OF 9/11.THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY’D RATHER BE SOMEPLACE ELSE.BARRY AND MOOCH ARE KEEPING THEIR TESTICLES WARM,PLUGS IS TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE HE LEFT HIS.DR. JILL WONDERS IF THE MONEY AND POWER ARE WORTH IT.WHAT YOU SEE ON THE RIGHT IS REAL GRIEF,WHAT YOU SEE ON THE LEFT IS APATHY AND BOREDOM.

Dammit,Mr. President,this is a fox trot… YOU’RE supposed to lead. I…I can’t. I’ve never done it before. I only want the fun stuff. Maybe Putin can take my place.
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OK,KIDDIES,HERE’S A QUIZ:
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a. Nancy Pelosi without her makeup
b. What lives in Hillary’s panties
c. Al Sharpton’s mama

NOW,JOHN… WE ONLY NEED ONE OF YOU TO SERVE COCKTAILS AT OUR PARTY. YOU KEPT CRYING IN THE MARTINIS LAST TIME. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ THINKS CANTOR IS A CUTIE.
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I ENDED UP COMMENTING ON ALMOST EVERY LINK. HOPE YOU ENJOY. IF NOT,YOU’RE NOT GETTIN’ YOUR MONEY BACK!

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  1. Putin Writes To The American People: “Don’t Strike Syria, And You’re Not Exceptional” UPDATE: White House Responds… “Putin Now Owns This”
    I’m sure you’ve all seen the disgraceful op-ed this communist dictator wrote preaching to us,telling us belief in exceptionalism is a dangerous thing.Only if the millions you keep under your bootheel ever got a taste of it.
    Notice how rapidly this regime once again passes responsibility off to anyone but themselves.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/09/putin-writes-to-the-american-people-dont-strike-syria-and-youre-not-exceptional/#sthash.gtDnS11Z.dpuf

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    • Ting

      A very disturbing development.

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    • Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We’re so “un”exceptional that our people wait years and years and years to get permission to emigrate to your country. Oh wait. … My dentist is a Russian immigrant. She tears up when she talks about this country.

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      • Some immigrants have a better grasp on American exceptionalism than a lot of natives do. Anyone who was born in this country but thinks it’s nothing special should be sent to some third world hellhole for a month or two and not be allowed back home until they admit they were wrong.

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  2. PPP sat on poll showing Colorado recall strength

    THIS IS WHY IT IS FOLLY TO PUT TOO MUCH STOCK IN POLLS
    We did a poll last weekend in Colorado Senate District 3 and found that voters intended to recall Angela Giron by a 12 point margin, 54/42. In a district that Barack Obama won by almost 20 points I figured there was no way that could be right and made a rare decision not to release the poll. It turns out we should have had more faith in our numbers because she was indeed recalled by 12 points.
    http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/09/ppp-sat-on-poll-showing-colorado-recall-strength/

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  3. Mike Lee: GOP’s Scheme To Both Defund And Fund Obamacare Is ‘Disgraceful’
    Evidence has surfaced that the House GOP I’ll call “Boehner’s Backstabbers” actually drafted two bills.One is a CR to fund the government and pull funding for obamacare and an identical one leaving funding intact.That way when the senate dems pull the bill w/o o-care funding these charlatans can go,hat in hand to their district and whine,’we tried to defund it.Don’t blame us if the senate dems put it back in.They know the TEA party is not that stupid and that’s why they hate us…we don’t buy their lies.
    http://patdollard.com/2013/09/mike-lee-gops-scheme-to-both-defund-and-fund-obamacare-is-disgraceful/

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    • GP

      They don’t count on the tea party reps to actually read the bills. After all, they usually just “vote on it so they can get to see what’s in it.”

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  4. Call me SENATOR…I worked really hard for the right to be an arrogant douchebag

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    • It really pisses me off when someone takes offense at a term used or an action taken out of respect. But that’s the “tolerance” and “civility” of the left, isn’t it. Spit on those cultures they don’t like (Christian, military) while demanding we keep up to the minute on every term. I remember when Negro was de rigeur. Then it was Black and Negro was an insult. Then Black was an insult and People of Color was in. Some twat snarled at me for using Black five minutes after Black went passe. But now it’s back again.

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      • My favorite “screw the pc police” moment was when my little girl was playing with a neighbor and some libtard stopped and gushed, “How sweet! Black and white playing so nicely together.” The girls (3-4 yo) looked at each other. One said, “She’s not black. She’s brown.” And the other nodded and said, “Yeah, and she’s not white. She’s pink.”

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        • Haha! When my daughter was little, I used to read to her every night at bedtime, and one of the books I read her was “The Empty Schoolhouse” by Natalie Savage Carlson, a fictional account of school desegregation in a small southern town. She didn’t understand what segregation meant, so I had to try to explain the whole business of racial prejudice to her — not an easy thing to explain to a little kid. I think I only confused her more, with all my talk about black people and white people. Then all of a sudden a light seemed to go on in her head, and she said, “Oh, you mean pink people and brown people!”

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  5. White House Announces ‘Música Latina’ Concert Featuring Gloria Estefan and Ricky Martin
    GREAT NEWS!!! WHILE PUTIN IS WORKING TO CONTROL THE MIDDLE EAST,ITS TIME FOR BARRY TO PAR-TAY
    You know,i used to consider myself something of a wordsmith.But this bunch makes you ponder exactly how to put a sufficient amount of contempt in what you write.
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/white-house-announces-m-sica-latina-concert-featuring-gloria-estefan-and-ricky-martin_753802.html

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  6. Three-and-a-half More Years of Obama!
    Lord,if the Rapture is not forthcoming,please grant us the strength to survive the all-out assault on You Children.Amen.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/09/three-and-a-half_more_years_of_obama.html

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  7. Poll: Obama Collapses to 38% Approval with ‘All Adults’
    And all this means exactly squat to the man-child
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/09/11/poll-obama-collapses-to38-with-all-adults

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  8. This is Chris Murphy,freshman senator from CT.
    He takes his Kool-Aid through an IV drip.
    These guys remind me of Kevin Bacon at the end of Animal House who’s exhorting the mob to ‘remain calm…all is well!’

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  9. Why Doesn’t Obama Give Speeches From the Oval Office?
    Easy…he gets tired of asking his security detail where the hell it is.He’s hardly ever there.

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=203018#0Ixmq5kePVfj6I4Q.99

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  10. Who Do You Trust?
    This is an op-ed by Michael Douglas’ ex-girlfriend,Maureen Dowd.After he threw her over for Catherine Zeta-Jones she became a drunken,bitter liberal shrew.Are there any other kind?She expresses her disgust at the public display of incompetence and cluelessness put on by Chicago jesus.
    But make no mistake,every one of these hacks would vote for him again in an instant.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/11/opinion/dowd-who-do-you-trust.html?_r=0

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  11. AUDIO: Racist Al Sharpton And Libtalkers Want To Shakedown An “All White” Apple Company
    This is the race hustlers’ stock in trade; extort money from white businessmen, just like organized crime’s protection racket. Jesse Jackass got a beer dealership for his sons,among other things,by going to CEOs and telling them if he didn’t get what he demanded he’d buy shares of stock and bring a busload of goons to turn their shareholders meeting into a circus.Nearly all submitted to his threats.What Rev. Buckwheat is doing is nothing new.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/09/audio-racist-al-sharpton-and-libtalkers-wants-to-shakedown-an-all-white-apple-company/#sthash.eh55Uzre.dpuf

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  12. NOT ONE OF THESE SPOILED,HATEFUL LITTLE BRATS WOULD HAVE THE GUTS TO PUT ON A UNIFORM AND PICK UP A WEAPON,YET THEY MOCK SOMEONE WHO SPENT A LIFETIME OF SERVICE TO HIS COUNTRY.THEY MAKE ME SICK.

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  13. Census: Americans in ‘Poverty’ Typically Have Cell Phones, Computers, TVs, VCRS, AC, Washers, Dryers and Microwaves
    It always rankles me when the left starts whining about ‘the poor.’ Yes,we have a lot of people living in poverty, and for many of them it’s a personal choice.In this greatest of all countries,you needn’t live in poverty if you want to pull yourself up.The people of most countries don’t have that chance.They know what being poor really is.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/census-americans-poverty-typically-have-cell-phones-computers-tvs#sthash.vyTdAd5t.dpuf

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    • One of the benefits of seeing the world … you lose this insular viewpoint. Even my leftie niece knows this is the greatest country in the world because she’s been to other countries where, as you say, poverty is a vibrating social reality, not a whiney excuse to feed at the tax-trough.

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  14. Russia’s ‘carrier-killer’ Moskva enters Mediterranean
    There’s a reason Pootie’s sending an armada to the Gulf region.
    (I know it’s a fleet,I was just taking a little poetic license)
    http://rt.com/news/russia-moskva-cruiser-mediterranean-720/

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  15. Was President Obama watching TV right after the Benghazi attacks?
    He probably watched TV until he snuggled up with Reggie and dreamt about the big money fundraiser he was jetting off to in Vegas the next day.
    he treated Benghazi the same way he treated abortion survivors.He turned his back and said:’let them die’

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/11/was-president-obama-watching-tv-right-after-the-benghazi-attacks/#ixzz2ehhWFhUY

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    • Ting

      OMG – That Stephen Colbert quote about Donald Trump! And the Obamas watched the clip over and over and actually told Colbert! I know I am just the president of a tiny little construction company, and not of the US, but I am lucky to watch a half hour of Lou Dobbs during dinner. I doubt I watch more than 2 hours a week, and that is all news.

      I thought Reggie said they were playing cards, anyway. That was one awfully disturbing article.

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  16. YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THESE GUYS WOULDN’T TURN THEIR BACKS. NO WAY NO HOW.
    Hey,Ting: where’s Stafford,Va.? Is it close to you?

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  17. Here’s How a Blaze Reporter Went to Cover the ‘Million Muslim March’ and Ended Up on the Back of a Motorcycle to the Capital
    This is so cool…two people that didn’t even know each other,brought together for a common goal.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/11/heres-how-a-blaze-reporter-went-to-cover-the-million-muslim-march-and-ended-up-on-the-back-of-a-motorcycle-to-the-capital/

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  18. Obama’s 9/11 tribute
    Congress has designated September 11 a day for service as well as remembrance, and the president later in the day rolled up his sleeves and donned an apron and baseball cap to help pack boxed meals for people with serious illnesses at Food & Friends, a public service organization.+

    9/11 should always be a day of remembrance.Obama is always harping about ‘public sevice’.All effort going to further control of the state over our lives.No thanks.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/09/obamas_911_tribute.html#ixzz2ehkPHpTV

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  19. White House cancels annual picnic for Congress
    I didn’t even know they had a yearly picnic. Even though it’s cancelled,the Emperor still expects his normal tribute from Congress….his weight in precious metals and jewels.

    “When I’m over here at the congressional picnic and folks are coming up and taking pictures with their family, I promise you, Michelle and I are very nice to them and we have a wonderful time,” Obama joked earlier this year. “But it doesn’t prevent them from going onto the floor of the House and blasting me for being a big-spending socialist.”
    IT’S NOWHERE NEAR WHAT YOUR PARTY DID TO BUSH,YOU THIN-SKINNED PUNK

    http://townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2013/09/11/white-house-cancels-annual-picnic-for-congress-n1697946

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  20. Really? We Don’t Do Pinpricks?
    Biden thinks pinpricks are people who cheat at bowling.
    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/09/11/pinpricks/

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  21. ‘Duck Dynasty’ drafted into amnesty campaign
    Robertson’s company is actually a subsidiary of a high-tech corporation, Alliant Techsystems, a billion-dollar corporation that manufactures space rockets, radar-hunting missiles, huge quantities of ammunition and sporting goods, and employs 17,000 people. I have no doubt the Robertsons don’t want amnesty,but watch for the left to play this up big to try to paint them with a broad brush.

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/11/duck-dynasty-drafted-into-amnesty-campaign/#ixzz2ehp0neJ6

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  22. SON OF BLACULA WAS ONE OF THE 25 AT THE ‘A FEW MUSLIM MARCH’ YESTERDAY
    He’s badmouthed Obama and Buckwheat lately, but he’s still a loon.
    HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE… TOMORROW’S THE FUNHOUSE

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  23. GP

    “I ENDED UP COMMENTING ON ALMOST EVERY LINK.HOPE YOU ENJOY.IF NOT,YOU’RE NOT GETTIN’ YOUR MONEY BACK!” PP

    Don’t worry, we won’t ask because we know tomorrow you are good for a little reFUNd.

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  24. You outdone yourself, Pete. How’s Mrs. Pete doing?

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  25. Piers Morgan tweeted: “I’d like to suggest a new amendment to the U.S. Constitution that enshrines the right NOT to be shot/killed by a gun.”

    “Twitter users pulled no punches when providing the bless his heart-y Morgan with some schooling. And delicious mockery”
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    http://twitchy.com/2013/09/12/pwnd-rights-are-hard-piers-morgan-reminds-everyone-that-hes-the-dumbest-man-alive/

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