President Obama hasn’t yet taken unilateral action against Syria for crossing the “red line,” but he might soon. Or, more accurately, he’ll tell the military to go when Valerie Jarrett (aka vj44) tells him to … and then he’ll play cards.
TIP: Google vj44 and see how many ways Valerie Jarrett uses it or is referred to by it. It seems quite clear that Barack “I’d rather play games than govern” Obama is the 44th President In Name Only. Suggest we put 44PINO on the license plate of his little RCOTUS clown car in all future photoshops.
Tweeters got a jump on titling the inevitable movie:
- My Big Fat Middle Eastern Tantrum
- Dude Where’s My Red Line?
- Raiders of the Lost Cause
- Bungle Fever
- All the President’s Yes Men
- How to lose all allies in 10 days
- The Silence of the Left
- The King Am I
- Dances With Clowns
- Full Metal Mom Jeans
- A Separate Peace Prize