God will always provide

The Lapdog News goes bonkers cuz …

… the Obamas got a GIRLFRIEND! for BO!! ZOMG!!!

Since they didn’t milk the media by building this up for weeks and weeks prior to the arrival ZOMG and meeting the family ZOMG and getting a name ZOMG … you know, like how they did when they got Bo, I’m thinking this is definitely a MEDIA SQUIRREL event to distract attention from the worsening situation in the Middle East and the fact that people here at home are waking up to the economic train wreck that is ObamaCare.

Twitchy listed a selection of possible Secret Service Code Names for the new pooch:

• Squirrel
• Distraction
• Veal
• Entree
• Dinner Belle

When the first First Dog was named Bo, folks speculated it stood for the Narcissist in Chief, Barack Obama. We’re thinking they’ve done it again with Sunny. “If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon.” Sunny looks just like Bo, minus the WHITE parts.

I’m happy for Bo. He’ll be lots happier with another high energy dog to play with, though I am wondering if Sunny will need her own personal, six-figure, tax-payer funded, groomer-feeder-trainer-walker or if Bo will maybe share his with her.

Ditto the private air travel to various five star Obama vacays.

Sources:

• http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/08/obamas-got-new-puppy-sunny/68509/
• http://twitchy.com/2013/08/20/apropos-best-new-obama-puppy-name-divulged/

THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

SD is back teaching school but the little ones don’t start until next week,so we’re doing daycare duty.DW just packed them up to go to her BFFs for a playday with her granddaughter.I’ve gotten used to sitting on the couch with them watching Dora the Explorer,Team Umizoomi and especially SpongeBob Squarepants.Have you ever seen it?There’s a lot of subtlety to it,but you can’t help but chuckle.I always end up kraving a Krusty Krab Kake.+

Dick Van Dyke was rescued from his burning sports car on Hwy 101 yesterday.Don’t you hope to look this good at 87?

“CAN WE RIDE IN THE SQUAD CAR AND CAN I BLARE THE SIREN,HUH?HUH?PREETY PLEASE?”

HOWZABOUT A HI-DEF NIGHTMARE?