Had to post this for Pistol Pete

I just read this on Facebook …

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.

“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    An elderly man of about 85 sat alone on a park bench weeping his eyes out.A policeman came by and asked whatthe problem was.
    ‘Well,” said the old man”my wife of 58 years passed away about six months ago.’
    ‘Well,that happens,’ said the cop.
    ‘A few months ago I met a blonde stewardess.Beautiful face,gorgeous body,and she treats me like a king.Gourmet meals,backrubs and sex three times a day.’
    ‘That sounds great,’said the cop,’what are you crying for?’
    ‘I can’t remember where we live!’