Patient: So Doctor, what’s the news?
Doctor: I have great news. The treatment has decimated your lung cancer.
Patient: Oh, that’s great!
Doctor: Yes, indeed. The treatment has also caused your cancer to spread into your brain, liver, kidneys and blood.
August 9, 2013 Obama presser
Q. Mr. President, you have said that core al Qaeda has been decimated, that its leaders are on the run. Now that we’ve seen this terror threat that has resulted in embassies closed throughout the Arab world, much of Africa, do you still believe that al Qaeda has been decimated?
A. What I said…is that core Al Qaeda is on its heels…but what I also said is that AQ and other regional groups had metastasized.
IOW, the core al Qaeda is decimated and on its heels, but the rest of al Qaeda has gotten way worse. Oooooooooookay.
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