THE FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I already had a bunch of stuff for Friday.Be a shame to waste it.

SD is bringing the little ones to town today.Our park district converted an old farm into a children’s farm and petting zoo decades ago,that is near where I grew up.They have milking demonstrations,a petting zoo,a pony ring,trail rides and in the fall,the hayrides are very popular.I want to show my angels where Pawpaw grew up just so they can,in some small way.connect the past with their lives.The photo is 3 years old…they’re no 6 and 9.I can’t believe how the years slip by so fast.

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ROGER AILES ANNOUNCED THAT MEGYN KELLY WILL TAKE OVER HANNITY’S TIME SLOT,OPPOSITE BUTCH MADCOW.WHAT A BATTLE IN THE OCTAGON…ONE AND ONE HALF WOMEN ENTER,ONE WOMAN LEAVES.

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WHEN I STARTED READING MAD MAGAZINE IT WAS .25…THEN IT WENT TO .50 AND ON UP TO A DOLLAR.tHATS WHEN IT GOT TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ME.NOW ITS $5.99?

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35 responses to “THE FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

  1. Pistol Pete

    Is this the worst hangover ever? Man, 64, wakes up without a penis after night of drinking… and the neighbours tell him a dog ate it
    Claims he’s going to quit drinking.
    quoth Hillary:at this point in time what difference does it make?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html

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    • Holy… 😯 This guy needs to find some new friends, too.

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      • “Oh, BTW, Dude. Antoine’s dog bit your junk off last night, but we were too wasted to do anything about it. Sorry! You should have seen it, though, Man. It was the best Friday night eveeeeer! Crazy dog paraded it around like a trophy all night. Every once in a while, would shake it like a dead chipmunk or sumthin. All the other dogs would howl like they was laughin’. You shoulda been there! I mean…”

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Man Allegedly Tries to Sneak Pet Turtle Through Airport Security in Strangest Disguise Ever
    Try to take a bite and it’ll bite you back
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/02/man-allegedly-tries-to-sneak-pet-turtle-through-airport-security-in-strangest-disguise-ever/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    New app will let you swap leftovers with strangers
    I think I’d pass on trading half-eaten meals with strangers even if I knew what the hell an app was.
    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/08/08/new-app-will-let-swap-leftovers-with-strangers/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Our representative called today to see how we were doing. He has an app that notifies him of any big messes in his district and we had a big one. A ginormous storm washed out the culvert for the only bridge to our little dead end street. The crew came very early to work on it, but they hit the water main, so ahem … big mess.

      There was some fun in it for the neighborhood, though. They put up something to allow cars to leave briefly, then told everyone on the street to get their cars over to the defunct Chevrolet dealership. There’s a walking path across the creek further down, so once the cars were out, folks could get to work and home again. The street’s only 1/2 mile long.

      Anyway, everyone had to do it all at once, so there was this kind of neighborhood block party thing happening as they all walked back. Dh had a ball, caught up with neighbors he hadn’t seen in ages or hadn’t met since they moved in.

      We’ve got our bridge and water back, though the water is brown and we’re supposed to boil it. I’m grateful for our water filter and realized it was a couple months overdue for a new cartridge, so that’s been done now as well. But when I was transferring funds to cover the purchase, my online ledger did something funky, showing the new available balances correctly, but not showing the transfer in the history.

      It piled up in a “we’re so vulnerable” kinda way. We are usually so insulated from that truth by our safe neighborhood and modern conveniences, but it doesn’t cease to be true. We just forget. I plan to be more diligent to express gratitude to God on a daily basis for ALL His blessings, including the ones that we pay for and think we have some “right” to have.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Watch The Epic Battle: Puppy Vs. Dandelion
    The puppy looks like either a Husky or a Samoyed.Either way,he’s going to be a beautiful dog.
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/watch-the-epic-battle-puppy-vs-dandelion

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  5. Pistol Pete

    A man armed with a knife broke into a minivan at a CVS in Baytown, Texas, then hid in the back until the woman who owned it got in with her two young sons. He crept up behind her and demanded money, threatening her children. She refused, and surreptitiously dialed 911, but he crawled into the front seat. So she grabbed the knife, punched him in the face and demanded that he get out. When he did, she ran him over.
    GEE, OFFICER, HOW’D YOU GET HERE SO FAST? … A man walked up to a police car parked on the street in Tempe, Ariz., at 2 a.m., and slashed one of the tires. He did this even though there was a policeman sitting inside who he apparently didn’t notice, and who immediately arrested him.
    YES DEAR, I’M LISTENING … A woman on holiday in England lodged a complaint with the hotel, saying that topless sunbathing should be banned, because, “My husband spent all day looking at other women.
    ”HEY, KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN? … After a man threw barbecued meat at a black bear at the Eklutna Lake Campground in Anchorage, Alaska, the animal mauled him. He survived. Alcohol was said to be a factor

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Why did the chicken wear the DIAPER?To stop salmonella spreading after rash of outbreaks sparked by keeping hens at home
    I think that I shall never see…anything stupider than a Rhode Island Red hen wearing a flipping diaper.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387595/Diapers-chickens-invented-salmonella-outbreak-sparked-keeping-hens-home.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    EYE BLEACH ALERT…SERIOUSLY

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Thieves in Venezuela hacking off women’s ponytails in street to sell as $500 hair extensions
    Ladies,make sure to cut your hair before your next trip to Venezuela

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2386725/Venezuelan-thieves-chop-womens-ponytails-sell-300-hair-extensions.html#ixzz2bTMvTb8w

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Priest Arrested After Police Allegedly Find Him Behind a Cemetery With a Prostitute
    Monsignor paid $40 for oral?The going rate on the street is only $20….or so I’ve heard
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/06/priest-arrested-after-police-allegedly-find-him-behind-a-cemetary-with-a-prostitute/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Drinking hot chocolate could prevent ALZHEIMER’S by boosting blood flow to the brain
    Who doesn’t remember coming in after playing in the snow or doing chores to warm up with a mug of hot chocolate from the pot granny always had warming and then filling your cup with those sinfully delicious little marshmallows?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2386257/Drinking-hot-chocolate-prevent-ALZHEIMERS-boosting-blood-flow-brain.html

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Police: Drivers, Beware Of ‘Sliders,’ Because They Are Most Certainly Aware Of You
    They duck down and sneak along the passengers side of your car and try to steal your purse while you’re pumping gas.Welcome to Obamanation.
    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/08/07/police-drivers-beware-of-sliders-because-they-are-most-certainly-aware-of-you/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    TO PROMOTE SHARK WEEK,HERE COMES SHARKCAT.SOME OF THESE ARE LITERALLY HOURS OLD

    POOR CAT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S A WHOLE LOT OF PLACES HE’D RATHER BE

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  13. Pistol Pete

    ‘Om! Om! Om!’: Woman, 51, claims to have 11 orgasms a DAY thanks to ‘orgasmic meditation’
    What is orgasmic meditation,and do I really want to know??

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2386806/Orgasmic-meditation-Actress-Karen-Lorre-claims-11-orgasms-day.html#ixzz2bTV9nK9p

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Shy women ‘are less likely to breastfeed’: Introverts turn to alternatives that are less beneficial to newborns

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2386581/Shy-women-likely-breastfeed-Introverts-turn-alternatives-beneficial-newborns.html#ixzz2bTVm6Vwb

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Mothers Seek To Set Record For Breastfeeding At Inwood Hill Park
    Are you noticing a pattern here?
    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/08/03/mothers-seek-to-set-record-for-breastfeeding-at-inwood-hill-park/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    That’s one way to show off your assets! New LED push-up bra enhances cleavage at music festivals with glow-in-the-dark lights
    Every woman should have a neon,glow-in-the-dark bra

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2384887/New-Electric-Styles-LED-push-bra-enhances-cleavage-music-festivals.html#ixzz2bTX1D5Gx

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  17. Pistol Pete

    JUST SO YOU KNOW,ALL THOSE BOOB-RELATED STORIES ARE FROM THIS PAST WEEK.
    SPEAKING OF BOOBS,HERE’S PEYTON AND ELI

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  18. Pistol Pete

    All-boys club: Michigan couple welcomes 12th son
    If they ever had a girl,she’d be the safest sister on the planet
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/08/all-boys-club-mich-couple-welcomes-12th-child-into-family-fold-and-yes-it-boy/?test=latestnews

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Convicted molester released ‘after having sex with neighbor’s dog’ re-arrested just days later for doing it AGAIN
    This is one creepy-looking dude

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2383961/Convicted-molester-released-having-sex-neighbors-dog-arrested-just-days-later-doing-AGAIN.html#ixzz2bTYYI08t

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Urinal for Women Selling Out
    Its called a Lady Elegance P EZ
    Somebody’s going to make a fortune
    Groupon’s offer includes not one but two travel urinals, on sale for $7.99, plus $2.99 shipping. The Groupon description states the listed price of $22.

    The funnel-like product allows women to urinate while standing “anytime…anywhere,” the product’s packaging states.

    http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/urinal-women-selling-groupon-183713589.html

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  21. Pistol Pete

    Mamma Mia! Controversy as survey declares America’s best pizza is made in San Diego… while Chicago’s famous pies don’t even make the top ten
    Lou Malnatti would not be pleased with this.Everybody knows Chicago deep dish can’t be beat

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387586/Best-pizza-America-San-Diego-survey-says-New-York-fourth-place.html#ixzz2bTZweAMt

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  22. Pistol Pete

    Sorry gents, the results are in: Men really ARE good for nothing (but fear not, women still need us to get rid of spiders)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2385196/Sorry-gents-results-Men-really-ARE-good-fear-women-need-rid-spiders.html#ixzz2bTaYhn2h

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  23. Pistol Pete

    85-year-old Tennessee woman arrested on felony drug charges
    She has to pay for her Medicare,doesn’t she?
    A search of Jones’s home turned up ‘narcotics in addition to evidence’ corroborating a police probe into her ‘selling narcotics from this residence,’ according to a report from the Kingsport police department.

    Jones was booked into a nearby County jail.

    She was released on Wednesday after posting $70,000 bond.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2383874/85-year-old-Tennessee-woman-arrested-felony-drug-charges.html#ixzz2bTbALpwi

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  24. Pistol Pete

    OVERSTAYED MY WELCOME

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  25. chrissythehyphenated

    I CAN’T DO THIS BY MYSELF! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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  26. chrissythehyphenated

    Hmmm … sandwiches! LOL!! Love that graphic. Sandwiches. Mmm. Making me hungry with that big sub. Or is it a hoagie or a hero or something I never heard of? What do y’all call it where you live?

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  27. chrissythehyphenated

    I love that pic of PawPaw with the Best Grandchildren Ever. I think it’s a miracle straight from Heaven that every grandchild is the most perfect, most beautiful, smartest creature God ever created.

    Did you get to go with them, Pete? Being homebound sucks. Dragging O2 sucks too. Done both and found they get easier with time, prayer and a determined Can Do attitude. But oh is it ever so wonderful to get a break, esp when it’s to do something so special as show your best girls where you grew up.

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