THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

“If at first you don’t secceed,try,try again.Then quit.No sense being a damn fool about it”…..W.C. Fields

So Barry,pretending he gives a shit,calls his top advisors together to come up with a plan to counter the suspected terror attacks on some of our embassies.While they’re doing that,he sneaks out early and gets in a round of golf before heading to Camp David for the weekend.The press are acting very concerned and critical of their messiah.We all know how they really feel.I have a bunch of things queued up,so I’ll go through them and see what I can do.

BIDEN FORGOT HIS DROOL CUP,SO SUSAN RICE HAD TO WIPE HIM BEFORE HE WENT TO HIS SHORT-BUS CLASS REUNION

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Israel National News: Obama Behind Leaks on Israeli Strikes in Syria
    Think about it.Barry’s home country of Kenya is Sunni.
    He was raised in Indonesia,which is Sunni.
    Muslim Brotherhood is Sunni.
    OF COURSE he hates Israel.85% of American Jews adore him,so why not?
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/israel-national-news-obama-behind-leaks-on-israeli-strikes-in-syria/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Pelosi: Obama ‘one of the most practically non-partisan presidents’
    That settles it.Somebody long ago switched her Botox treatments with some kind of a strong hallucinogen.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/02/pelosi-obama-one-of-the-most-practically-non-partisan-presidents/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Unreal: Government To Spend 2 Billion Buying Land And Giving It Back To Indian Tribes
    Force some people off their land to hand it over to a few indian tribes who’ll do nothing with it.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/08/04/unreal-government-to-spend-2-billion-buying-land-and-giving-it-back-to-indian-tribes/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING THAT JOHN BOEHNER IS STONEWALLING THE BENGHAZI INVESTIGATION TO HIDE HIS COMPLICITY IN IT.HE IS WORKING IN CONCERT WITH CHICAGO JESUS.

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    • GP

      The Chicago machine has something on Boehner that they are threatening him with. That is why he became speaker in the first place. The Chicago Way; give your enemies power to keep them in line.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Five years later, an evolving Tea Party movement wades into the 2014 elections
    “They keep sticking their finger in the eyes of the guys who got them elected,” said Ralph King, a co-founder of the Cleveland Tea Party Patriots. “A lot of people are feeling betrayed.”

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/04/five-years-later-evolving-tea-party-movement-wades-into-2014-elections/#ixzz2b85FIz8M

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Unknown Republican Blocks Bill That Will Require Search Warrant Before Police Access Emails
    Well,gosh.I just can’t believe someone would be disloyal to the party.Color me surprised.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/unknown-republican-blocks-bill-that-will-require-search-warrant-before-police-access-emails/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Eminently reasonable DNC chair manages to anger own party
    Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz angered many top leaders in the party she leads as Democratic National Committee chair when she went public with her plans to use the connections she’s made in her national job to position herself for a statewide run in Florida or even a bid to replace Nancy Pelosi as Democratic leader in the House
    http://hotair.com/archives/2013/08/03/eminently-reasonable-dnc-chair-manages-to-anger-own-party/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    EGYPT’S NOT FEELING THE LOVE FOR BARRY
    YOU’RE GONNA WANT TO SEE THIS

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  9. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA IGNORES THE LAW AGAIN
    Chuck Grassley had language put in the Obamacare bill called:good enough for thee,good enough for me.Right on cue,Congress and their staffers whined about paying for their healthcare,so Bozo sneaked in and gave them a 75% subsidy,compliments of the US taxpayer.I guess it’s hard to get by on a crummy $174,000/yr.
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324635904578644202946287548.html

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Q-poll: Women back late-term abortion ban by narrow 35-point margin
    But…but…but Morning Joke said if we didn’t embrace abortion on demand,we’d lose the precious independents.
    http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2013/08/02/q-poll-women-back-late-term-abortion-ban-by-narrow-35-point-margin/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Rep. Ellison: ‘There’s Plenty of Money, It’s Just The Government Doesn’t Have It’
    Chill,Keith.Your brother Muslim is working on it.
    http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/rep-ellison-there-s-plenty-money-it-s-just-government-doesn-t-have-it

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  12. Pistol Pete

    NBC news anchor Brian Williams announces on air that he’ll be taking leave for a complete knee replacement
    It had to figure spending that much time kneeling while you lick your leader’s nether regions clean has to take a toll.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2383754/NBC-news-anchor-Brian-Williams-announces-air-hell-taking-leave-complete-knee-replacement.html

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    • GP

      Yeah, praying to those false Gods is tough on the knees. lol

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        I need brain bleach … yet Pete’s visual reminded me of that funny Dog Diary wherein Dog expresses sympathy for humans who are not able to lick their own.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    TAWANA BRAWLEY FINALLY PAYING FOR RAPE HOAX
    Just as defiant and arrogant as her pimp.She still owes Steven Pagones over $400,000.He said he’d forgive the rest of the debt if she apologized for ruining his reputation.Bitch wouldn’t give the cracka the satisfaction.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/08/04/tawana-brawley-finally-paying-1987-rape-hoax

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Hollywood bets on Hillary Clinton payoff
    Hoping for Hillary mania.They don’t realize her voters don’t pay for nothin’.If it ain’t free,talk to the hand.
    http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/hollywood-hillary-clinton-2016-95146.html

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  15. Pistol Pete

    IN VIRGINIA,THERE’S A RACE BETWEEN A CONSERVATIVE AND THE EPITOME OF CRONY CAPITALISM.McAULIFFE IS THE MOST VICIOUS PUNK IN POLITICS.
    Documents: SEC probing McAuliffe’s Greentech firm
    Democrat corruption?Say it ain’t so.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/08/03/Documents–SEC-probing-McAuliffe-former-e-car-firm

    DHS Email: ‘We Absolutely Gave Special Treatment to GreenTech’ Visa Requests
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/08/03/DHS-Email-We-Absolutely-Gave-Special-Treatment-to-GreenTech-Visa-Requests

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  16. Pistol Pete

    GOP Warns NBC & CNN: Stop Promoting Hillary Clinton or Face Consequences
    In a boardroom in Manhattan somewhere,some thirty-somethings are laughing their collective asses off.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/gop-warns-nbc-cnn-stop-promoting-hillary-clinton-or-face-consequences/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Shocking: Black Teen Unemployment Rate 41.6%
    And they are still totally loyal to the party that thrives on keeping them down.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/08/02/Black-Teen-Unemployment-rate-is-416

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Goats to help tend historic grave sites in the nation’s capital
    The non-profit Association for the Preservation of Historic Congressional Cemetery has partnered with a gaggle of 100 grazing goats, who will trim the exterior perimeters of the site from Aug. 7-12 as an “innovative green project.”

    Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/1/goats-help-tend-historic-grave-sites-nations-capit/#ixzz2b8I6e0LA
    Follow us: @washtimes on Twitter

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  19. Pistol Pete

    ‘The Fix Has Been In’: Town Furious As Murder Charges Dropped Against Saudi Backed By King
    So the well-connected Saudi royal gets the charges he murdered a white man dismissed the Friday before he’s to go to trial.Whats the problem?Hasn’t Holder made it plain that killing white folk is free if you’re a minority?
    (Yeah,I been in a pissy mood all day)
    http://patdollard.com/2013/08/the-fix-has-been-in-town-furious-as-murder-charges-dropped-against-saudi-backed-by-government/

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  20. chrissythehyphenated

    That one time I was really really excited about Obamacare … kinda funny in a “we’re so screwed” kinda way.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/heritagefoundation/that-one-time-i-was-really-really-excited-about-o-cteg

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  21. chrissythehyphenated

    This one’s good for a giggle!

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    • That’s funny!

      A few weeks ago my daughter and I were listening to a Teaching Company lecture on music theory, and the professor was discussing the terms composers use to indicate tempo: adagio, andante, largo, allegretto, presto, etc. He pointed out how fortunate we are that the Italian words are used, rather than German ones, and did a side-by-side comparison of the Italian terms and their German translations. My daughter and I were in stitches!

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  22. chrissythehyphenated

    FUNNY dog video.

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    • That’s really funny! (But why do his owners have white carpeting? Are they crazy or something?)

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        I was more struck by the fact that they have a dog and CLEAN white carpeting. How do they do that?! Or maybe it was just really new. Betcha it isn’t WHITE any more.

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        • No doubt! I would never dream of putting white carpeting in any house that contained either animals or children. Or some adults I know. For that matter, I would never consider white carpeting, period. I try to keep my house as low maintenance as possible, because who wants to spend your entire life doing housework? I’d rather spend the time playing Scrabble!

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