Posted by Pistol Pete
“If at first you don’t secceed,try,try again.Then quit.No sense being a damn fool about it”…..W.C. Fields
So Barry,pretending he gives a shit,calls his top advisors together to come up with a plan to counter the suspected terror attacks on some of our embassies.While they’re doing that,he sneaks out early and gets in a round of golf before heading to Camp David for the weekend.The press are acting very concerned and critical of their messiah.We all know how they really feel.I have a bunch of things queued up,so I’ll go through them and see what I can do.
BIDEN FORGOT HIS DROOL CUP,SO SUSAN RICE HAD TO WIPE HIM BEFORE HE WENT TO HIS SHORT-BUS CLASS REUNION
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Israel National News: Obama Behind Leaks on Israeli Strikes in Syria
Think about it.Barry’s home country of Kenya is Sunni.
He was raised in Indonesia,which is Sunni.
Muslim Brotherhood is Sunni.
OF COURSE he hates Israel.85% of American Jews adore him,so why not?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/israel-national-news-obama-behind-leaks-on-israeli-strikes-in-syria/
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Pelosi: Obama ‘one of the most practically non-partisan presidents’
That settles it.Somebody long ago switched her Botox treatments with some kind of a strong hallucinogen.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/02/pelosi-obama-one-of-the-most-practically-non-partisan-presidents/
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Methinks she did way too much toking in Haight Ashbury back in the day.
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I wonder what color the sky is in her world…
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She wouldn’t understand the question. It’s whatever color her party-leadership-issued talking points memo says it is, and that’s what she’ll happily parrot, without any moral filter or qualms of any kind.
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Unreal: Government To Spend 2 Billion Buying Land And Giving It Back To Indian Tribes
Force some people off their land to hand it over to a few indian tribes who’ll do nothing with it.
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/08/04/unreal-government-to-spend-2-billion-buying-land-and-giving-it-back-to-indian-tribes/
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EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING THAT JOHN BOEHNER IS STONEWALLING THE BENGHAZI INVESTIGATION TO HIDE HIS COMPLICITY IN IT.HE IS WORKING IN CONCERT WITH CHICAGO JESUS.
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The Chicago machine has something on Boehner that they are threatening him with. That is why he became speaker in the first place. The Chicago Way; give your enemies power to keep them in line.
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You got that right, GP.
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Five years later, an evolving Tea Party movement wades into the 2014 elections
“They keep sticking their finger in the eyes of the guys who got them elected,” said Ralph King, a co-founder of the Cleveland Tea Party Patriots. “A lot of people are feeling betrayed.”
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/04/five-years-later-evolving-tea-party-movement-wades-into-2014-elections/#ixzz2b85FIz8M
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Unknown Republican Blocks Bill That Will Require Search Warrant Before Police Access Emails
Well,gosh.I just can’t believe someone would be disloyal to the party.Color me surprised.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/unknown-republican-blocks-bill-that-will-require-search-warrant-before-police-access-emails/
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Eminently reasonable DNC chair manages to anger own party
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz angered many top leaders in the party she leads as Democratic National Committee chair when she went public with her plans to use the connections she’s made in her national job to position herself for a statewide run in Florida or even a bid to replace Nancy Pelosi as Democratic leader in the House
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/08/03/eminently-reasonable-dnc-chair-manages-to-anger-own-party/
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Why are all the democrat “leaders” so creepy? They all just make my skin crawl.
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EGYPT’S NOT FEELING THE LOVE FOR BARRY
YOU’RE GONNA WANT TO SEE THIS
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That’s funny!
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OBAMA IGNORES THE LAW AGAIN
Chuck Grassley had language put in the Obamacare bill called:good enough for thee,good enough for me.Right on cue,Congress and their staffers whined about paying for their healthcare,so Bozo sneaked in and gave them a 75% subsidy,compliments of the US taxpayer.I guess it’s hard to get by on a crummy $174,000/yr.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324635904578644202946287548.html
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Q-poll: Women back late-term abortion ban by narrow 35-point margin
But…but…but Morning Joke said if we didn’t embrace abortion on demand,we’d lose the precious independents.
http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2013/08/02/q-poll-women-back-late-term-abortion-ban-by-narrow-35-point-margin/
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I have a feeling a good chunk of so-called Independents are actually so Conservative that they can’t bring themselves to register with the corrupt Republican Party.
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Wouldn’t surprise me!
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Rep. Ellison: ‘There’s Plenty of Money, It’s Just The Government Doesn’t Have It’
Chill,Keith.Your brother Muslim is working on it.
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/rep-ellison-there-s-plenty-money-it-s-just-government-doesn-t-have-it
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NBC news anchor Brian Williams announces on air that he’ll be taking leave for a complete knee replacement
It had to figure spending that much time kneeling while you lick your leader’s nether regions clean has to take a toll.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2383754/NBC-news-anchor-Brian-Williams-announces-air-hell-taking-leave-complete-knee-replacement.html
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Yeah, praying to those false Gods is tough on the knees. lol
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I need brain bleach … yet Pete’s visual reminded me of that funny Dog Diary wherein Dog expresses sympathy for humans who are not able to lick their own.
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TAWANA BRAWLEY FINALLY PAYING FOR RAPE HOAX
Just as defiant and arrogant as her pimp.She still owes Steven Pagones over $400,000.He said he’d forgive the rest of the debt if she apologized for ruining his reputation.Bitch wouldn’t give the cracka the satisfaction.
http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/08/04/tawana-brawley-finally-paying-1987-rape-hoax
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They may be garnishing her wages, but you can be damn sure someone in the Sharpton or JJ camps is making up the deduction every month with a little under the table hush money.
Can you imagine if a white woman had done this to a group of black basketball players at UCLA?
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No kidding.
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Hollywood bets on Hillary Clinton payoff
Hoping for Hillary mania.They don’t realize her voters don’t pay for nothin’.If it ain’t free,talk to the hand.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/hollywood-hillary-clinton-2016-95146.html
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IN VIRGINIA,THERE’S A RACE BETWEEN A CONSERVATIVE AND THE EPITOME OF CRONY CAPITALISM.McAULIFFE IS THE MOST VICIOUS PUNK IN POLITICS.
Documents: SEC probing McAuliffe’s Greentech firm
Democrat corruption?Say it ain’t so.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/08/03/Documents–SEC-probing-McAuliffe-former-e-car-firm
DHS Email: ‘We Absolutely Gave Special Treatment to GreenTech’ Visa Requests
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/08/03/DHS-Email-We-Absolutely-Gave-Special-Treatment-to-GreenTech-Visa-Requests
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GOP Warns NBC & CNN: Stop Promoting Hillary Clinton or Face Consequences
In a boardroom in Manhattan somewhere,some thirty-somethings are laughing their collective asses off.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/gop-warns-nbc-cnn-stop-promoting-hillary-clinton-or-face-consequences/
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I don’t think young people are going to come out for the crone. Let them run her. Even McLame could beat her. (well,okay, maybe not him, but it sure would be fun to see her go toe to toe with Sarah).
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Oh please please … Hillary vs Sarah … THAT would get me back in the trenches again! ROFLLLL
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Now that would be the most entertaining campaign we’ve seen in a long, long time. Bring it on!
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Interesting explanation! I learned something here. 🙂
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Shocking: Black Teen Unemployment Rate 41.6%
And they are still totally loyal to the party that thrives on keeping them down.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/08/02/Black-Teen-Unemployment-rate-is-416
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Goats to help tend historic grave sites in the nation’s capital
The non-profit Association for the Preservation of Historic Congressional Cemetery has partnered with a gaggle of 100 grazing goats, who will trim the exterior perimeters of the site from Aug. 7-12 as an “innovative green project.”
Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/1/goats-help-tend-historic-grave-sites-nations-capit/#ixzz2b8I6e0LA
Follow us: @washtimes on Twitter
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‘The Fix Has Been In’: Town Furious As Murder Charges Dropped Against Saudi Backed By King
So the well-connected Saudi royal gets the charges he murdered a white man dismissed the Friday before he’s to go to trial.Whats the problem?Hasn’t Holder made it plain that killing white folk is free if you’re a minority?
(Yeah,I been in a pissy mood all day)
http://patdollard.com/2013/08/the-fix-has-been-in-town-furious-as-murder-charges-dropped-against-saudi-backed-by-government/
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That one time I was really really excited about Obamacare … kinda funny in a “we’re so screwed” kinda way.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/heritagefoundation/that-one-time-i-was-really-really-excited-about-o-cteg
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This one’s good for a giggle!
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That’s funny!
A few weeks ago my daughter and I were listening to a Teaching Company lecture on music theory, and the professor was discussing the terms composers use to indicate tempo: adagio, andante, largo, allegretto, presto, etc. He pointed out how fortunate we are that the Italian words are used, rather than German ones, and did a side-by-side comparison of the Italian terms and their German translations. My daughter and I were in stitches!
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I think my personal fave music term is hemidemisemiquaver. It’s just SO fun to say!
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Don’t think you can make it in Scrabble, though. Board’s not big enough.
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ROFLLLL You’re right. (Yes, I had to count hee hee)
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FUNNY dog video.
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That’s really funny! (But why do his owners have white carpeting? Are they crazy or something?)
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I was more struck by the fact that they have a dog and CLEAN white carpeting. How do they do that?! Or maybe it was just really new. Betcha it isn’t WHITE any more.
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No doubt! I would never dream of putting white carpeting in any house that contained either animals or children. Or some adults I know. For that matter, I would never consider white carpeting, period. I try to keep my house as low maintenance as possible, because who wants to spend your entire life doing housework? I’d rather spend the time playing Scrabble!
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Good … cuz, me too. LOL
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