THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Let us step back for a day to recognize the fact that beyond the corruption,the hypocrisy,the moral abyss and the depraved rants from nobodies trying hard to shout loud enough to be noticed,there’s a world filled with some pretty crazy people.I’m including the link today to the clap on-clap off bra.I figure at this point I’ve crossed the Rubicon of good taste some time ago.

FATSO IS DIVORCING HIS BROOD SOW AFTER 21 YEARS.HE FIRST MET HER OVER THE SNEEZE GUARD AT THE HOMETOWN BUFFET.IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST BITE.

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45 responses to “THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

  1. Pistol Pete

    Man, 73, organizes flash mob with 100 fellow pensioners through classified ad to show that old people ‘can do exciting things too’

    These oldsters are so cool
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2364534/Elderly-man-organizes-flashmob-dancers-aged-60-placing-classified-ad-local-newspaper.html

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  2. Pistol Pete

    5 Regional Burger Chains We Wish Were National

    We have a Five Guys Burgers in our town,but I could never see spending more than three bucks for one.
    http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/5-regional-burger-chains-wish-were-national-121200724.html

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Wait till you see Leo DiCaprio as a kid

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Va. police corral cow roaming suburban streets
    Police received several calls over the next two days, often from people who mistook the aggressive, horned cow for a bull.
    There’s a pretty easy way to tell the difference…I promise
    http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2013/07/va_police_corral_cow_roaming_suburban_streets

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    • GP

      I was going to say something about Moo being let out of the barn, but since it is Friday, I thought I would be nice.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Japan clinic launches ‘snail facial’
    Just lay back,relax and let these critters leave trails of slime all over your face.Doesn’t that feel good?
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/10177660/Japan-clinic-launches-snail-facial.html

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Worth it? ‘Daredevil Photographer’ Lets His Shoes Catch Fire While Standing on Lava for Viral Pic

    Calling Charles Darwin:lets get this one out of the gene pool
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/19/worth-it-daredevil-photographer-lets-his-shoes-catch-fire-while-standing-on-lava-for-viral-pic/

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    • GP

      That was so cute! What is it about cats and printers. Does anyone else have a cat who comes running when the printer starts?

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      • The sound of the ice cream maker is what gets my cats excited. They all congregate in the kitchen when they hear it running.

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          I had a cat once who was obsessed with where the water went when we flushed the toilet. He heard pee and came a’running.

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          • I have a couple of cats that love to sit on top of the dryer whenever it’s running. They act sort of put out when the cycle ends, though. I hope they never learn how to turn it on themselves!

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            • chrissythehyphenated

              LOL Really! The utility bill would skyrocket LOL. I use an electronic timer for my coffee brew. It went off this morning when I was busy, so it kept on beeping. My girl poodle, Daisey, went and got her squeaky stuffy and started biting to make it squeak. The sounds were so similar, I have to wonder if she was either trying to get me to shut off the timer or calling me for some play.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Putrid Piles Of Horse Droppings (we called them road apples) Bake Under A Scorching Sun In Philthydelphia
    http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/07/19/putrid-piles-of-horse-droppings-bake-under-a-scorching-sun-in-old-city/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Brave grandmother, 96, refuses to hand over cash to knife-wielding robber and offers him tootsie rolls instead
    This old gal don’t take no shit from nobody no how.I remember the little store down the road in my childhood.Boxes of penny candy behind the register,chest-type pop cooler and an honest-to-goodness meat counter with sawdust on the floor.If you wanted a pack of cigarettes,you better have a note from your parents…and don’t think the two old ladies who ran the grocery wouldn’t call them.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2368787/Brave-grandmother-96-refuses-hand-cash-knife-wielding-robber-offers-tootsie-rolls-instead.html

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  9. Pistol Pete

    29 Ways To Cook Chicken On A Stovetop

    Dear summer food magazines: Not everyone in the world owns a grill.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/stovetop-chicken-recipes

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  10. Pistol Pete

    13 CUPCAKES IN ONE MINUTE,A GALLON OF MILK IN 20 SECONDS IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARD.A REAL TRIBUTE TO GLUTTONEY

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Japan police bust sex home-delivery service
    They catered to extreme chubby chasers…300#s+
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/07/16/japan-police-bust-sex-home-delivery-service/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Is this every man’s dream? The bra that can be removed by CLAPPING (and, yes, there’s a video)

    THIS IS IT!!I HAVE NOW SURRENDERED ANY CLAIM TO HAVE A MODICUM OF DIGNITY OR SOPHISTICATION.
    There are instructions included for you to make your own.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2360087/Is-mans-dream-The-bra-removed-CLAPPING-make-own.html

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Craigslist mom seeks hottie to take Harvard-bound son’s virginity in exchange for new car
    Maybe she could use a clapper bra.If you’re a novice,thise three-hookets can ruin you.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/18/craigslist-mom-seeks-hottie-to-take-harvard-bound-sons-virginity-in-exchange-for-new-car/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    LOOK, DADA! SPORTSCAR! … A Portland, Ore., man let his toddler play with his smartphone. The kid started pressing buttons and bought a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite on eBay.

    SOOOO, I GUESS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE STUCK WITH ME … A bride in England informed a woman she had chosen as a bridesmaid that she was to be replaced in the wedding party with the bride’s college friend a day before the dress-fitting. The woman was upset, but, on the day of the wedding, the replacement bridesmaid got quite drunk and, after giving a speech, threw up on the bride.

    AND ALSO, YOUR HONOR, HE’S KIND OF AN IDIOT … A 19-year-old man kicked out the window of a beauty shop in Ottawa and stole $50 from the cash register. Then he called 911 to get help for the small cut he got on his foot. The cops quickly put two and two together and arrested him. At his trial, his defense attorney told the judge that the lad has “very poor impulse control.”

    ”HE MUST BE A FABULOUS BOYFRIEND, MA’AM … Neighbors of a couple in Clawson, Mich., who heard the woman screaming, “Stop! No!” assumed domestic violence and called the cops, who arrived within minutes. The woman answered the door and assured the officers that her boyfriend wasn’t beating her but was loudly passing gas, and she was yelling for him to stop it.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    From ‘excellent sandwich maker’ to ‘office ninja’ and the man who listed ‘bear wrestling’ as a technical skill: Employers reveal the most ridiculous lines they have ever seen on resumes

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362617/From-excellent-sandwich-maker-office-ninja-man-listed-bear-wrestling-technical-skill-Employers-reveal-ridiculous-lines-seen-resumes.html

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Spilled KY Gel Prompts Ala. Post Office Evacuation
    U.S. Postal Service officials say the suspicious substance that prompted the evacuation of a northeastern Alabama post office was KY Intense Arousal gel
    YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
    http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/13/spilled-ky-gel-prompts-ala-post-office-evacuation/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    THE WEATHERMAN CAN’T CONTROL HIMSELF

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    • GP

      Oh, those country boys from southern Il. They don’t get out much.

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    • Anne

      I love this video! I have been there, but fortunately not while on television!

      And the Friday song image is great. I come across that song all too often in my work and now I will have a nice image to go with it.

      I really enjoy your blog!

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        I was curious about the survival of rural multiple birthings, particularly quads. According to Wikipedia, the “facts” of this woman’s Guinness Record are impossible to verify.

        I’m a tad inclined to believe this was like those teens who yanked Margaret Meade’s chain, thinking how funny it was what absurd things she would believe.

        My kid did this once when she was one of only two rural kids on a bus load of urban kids. She and her buddy started out telling the other kids they’d had to get up at the crack to do the milking … not outrageous, since dairy kids would have to, though neither of these two were dairy kids … but when the urban kids got all goggle-eyed at the very idea of actually milking cows, the two elaborated outrageously just to see how much these urban rubes would swallow.

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Kevyn Orr: Howdy Doody Not For Sale In Detroit’s Bankruptcy
    There was some talk about selling some of the treasures from the Art Institute,but the problem is that many of these works of art are donated and they would run into legal troubles.
    http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/07/19/kevyn-orr-detroit-will-not-sell-howdy-doody-during-bankruptcy/

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Honda builds a 130 mph lawn mower
    Every manly man needs a mower that goes from 0-60 in 4 seconds.
    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/18/honda-builds-130-mph-lawn-mower/

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  20. As to the first two pictures in the post above, it’s uncanny how both Chris Farley and Rebecca Black came up in conversation today at 4gfc…

    http://4gfc.wordpress.com/2013/07/19/open-thread-friday-19-july-2013/#comments

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  21. Pistol Pete

    crap…I was just starting to have fun.Oh,well…there’s always next week.Hope you enjoyed the break.

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  22. As to the third picture in the post above, I recommend watching this video… long, but worth it…



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  23. As to the last picture in the post above, it is now standard practice when your child needs a physical (for sports or for camps, etc) for them to be separated from you and asked several questions in private… including whether or not their parents have any guns in the house…

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  24. GP

    Love the Friday Funnies!
    Stay cool this weekend PP!

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