Typical liberal argument:
- “Keep the government out of my sex life!”
- “The government has to guarantee my right to get gay married!”
- “Keep the government out of my reproductive decisions!”
- “The government has to pay for my birth control and abortions!”
- “If a complete ban on gun saves even one child, we MUST do it!”
- “Abortion on demand and without apologies!”
Typical Conservative Response
- “If your side of the debate is getting ready to throw urine and feces, your side has lost!”
LATE BREAKING GOOD NEWS!
Texas Senate passed the post-20-week abortion ban!
Bill now moves on to Governor Perry for his signature!