by | July 12, 2013 · 2:08 pm

THE FRIDAY NON-POLITICAL GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Hello?Anybody there?

Hell with it.

 

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IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT THE ZIMMERMAN SHOW TRIAL JUDGE IS A LIFELONG DEMOCRAT

Here’s a shocked face

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SHE’LL PROBABLY SENTENCE HIM TO 30 YEARS EATING GOVERNMENT CHEESE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

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57 responses to “THE FRIDAY NON-POLITICAL GRUDGE”

  1. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    Woman, 62, Jailed On Felony Battery Charge After Kissing Cop On The Nose
    Surprised she didn’t try to bite it off
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cop-kiss-results-in-felony-battery-charge-786543

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  2. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    It’s only lock and roll! Clump of Mick Jagger’s hair sells at auction for £4,000 (while Keith Richards’s goes for £900)
    Some people simply have too much money
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2355275/Clump-Mick-Jaggers-hair-sells-auction-4-000-Keith-Richardss-goes-900.html

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  3. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Now THAT Was Just Plain Stooooopid
    We never stomped them while they were fresh…though they sail like Frisbees when dried properly
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=192171

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  5. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    American Airlines flight attendant accused of ‘smuggling pet RAT onto plane in her underwear’
    Aren’t there laws about using rodents as marital aids?Not since DOMA was struck down.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357813/American-Airlines-flight-attendant-accused-smuggling-RATS-plane-pants.html

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  6. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    It’s not the kind of sign you usually see at a park: “Our deer don’t smoke in your backyard. Please don’t smoke in theirs.” But the Los Angeles foothill suburb of Glendale hopes such jokes will do a serious job and keep smokers from trashing local parks and trails. The Los Angeles Times (http://lat.ms/12yElO8 ) says 18 humorous signs were put up in April throughout the Verdugo and San Rafael mountains, at the Glendale Sports Complex and Deukmejian Wilderness Park.Other samples: “Do not throw cigarette butts on the ground. Our squirrels are getting cancer” and “Smokers will be fed to the bears.” Smoking is banned on city trails and parks but the city doesn’t have enough workers to patrol every trail.

    Calif. city tries humor to keep butts out of parks

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    • chrissythehyphenated
      July 13, 2013 at 1:06 am

      Hopefully it will also prevent a few of those horrific wild fires they get when it’s so dry out there. … I got a letter from a lady once detailing the fires, floods, and earthquakes they’d had that year, then she wrote a whole paragraph exclaiming how glad she was they had moved to SoCal from NY, because all that snow and ice was just too, too awful. I might’ve concluded she was pulling my leg, but I’d known her for years and never noticed any sense of humor. Or much in the way of gray stuff between her ears.

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    • GP
      July 14, 2013 at 11:35 am

      Why not just bring back “Smoking Stinks” and those pics of hags with fags.
      It sure worked for our generation.

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  7. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Baby girl pronounced dead at birth ‘comes back to life’ three hours later after being left on hospital chapel’s altar
    What an amazing example of God’s power!
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2360068/Baby-girl-pronounced-dead-birth-comes-life-hours-later-left-hospital-chapel-s-altar.html

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    • GP
      July 14, 2013 at 11:42 am

      Just proof that our public schools are not teaching reading this days.
      What a dumbo.
      It was funny though that people who knew the answer thought she was joking like the guy at the end who asked her if she knew who Saudi Arabia was. lol

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  9. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    No more whacking the ketchup bottle: Scientists develop non-stick coating to help the sauce slide out
    One of the challenges of life is to tip the ketchup bottle sideways and tap the neck to try to get enough ketchup on the burger without drowning it.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2356793/No-whacking-ketchup-bottle-Scientists-develop-non-stick-coating-help-sauce-slide-out.html

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  10. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Woman who got government to pay for boob job wants them smaller now
    Here’s the obligatory boob story;I had another one about a bra that comes off by clapping your hands together(for women with arthritis and other afflictions,don’t ya know?).But the video was abit much for this blog….you’re welcome.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/09/woman-who-got-government-to-pay-for-boob-job-wants-them-smaller-now/

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  11. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    ‘Did you just pee?’ The hilarious moment a pregnant radio host’s water breaks ON-AIR a week early. . . and her male co-hosts panic
    I remember when DD was born…I got up and her mom was mopping the kitchen floor.I don’t recall what I said,but I’m quite sure it was really,really stupid.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2360288/Hilarious-moment-radio-host-Kathie-Js-water-breaks-ON-AIR-week-early.html

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    • bluebird of bitterness
      July 14, 2013 at 9:59 pm

      That was something I worried about when I was pregnant — having my water break at the wrong time. I was afraid it would happen in church or at the grocery store or something. Never happened, though, thank heaven!

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  12. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    THIS GIRL LOOKS LIKE JANEANE GARAFALO…I WAS WAITING FOR THESE KIDS TO SPROUT FANGS AND EAT HER FACE OFF

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    • bluebird of bitterness
      July 13, 2013 at 12:07 am

      Awww, so cute! I love baby goats.

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    • chrissythehyphenated
      July 13, 2013 at 1:20 am

      There’s a great video of Janeane G. interviewing some light-in-the-loafers guy about something or other. They were doing that “oh you’re so great no you’re so great” crap that makes me so happy I have no television.

      Besides which, Janeane is female, while this guy gave every indication of being gay, but their back and forth was totally fraught with hormonal flirtiness, so what’s THAT all about?

      The interview was in her home and she owns a male dog who, after observing this hormone fest, lifted her leg and PEED ON Janeane. Ergo, I wasn’t imagining the weird flirting. And also the dog believes Janeane is his bitch. Literally. ROFLLLLL

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  13. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    After her ex-boyfriend ignored 30 phone calls from her, a woman went to his Chicago home at about 4:40 in the morning and started banging on his door. He came and told her that he had moved on, and that another woman was inside the house. So she hit him with a stun gun. The judge ordered her to stay away from him.
    CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? … A man returned to a Walgreens in Fort Pierce, Fla., to pay for a carton of cigarettes he had stolen about two weeks earlier. He said he had not been caught, because he had taken “street drugs” which had given him “powers of invisibility.”
    GUN, CHECK; MASK, CHECK; DESTROY TO-DO LIST — OH, RATS … An informant told police that a member of the Westies gang was planning to rob a bank in New Paltz, N.Y. When FBI agents raided his apartment, they found a to-do list that included the entry “rob bank.”
    Two brothers were attacked by three men on the street in Jersey City, N.J., but did not go down without a fight. The victims were taken to the hospital where, as police were interviewing them, one of their assailants showed up for treatment.

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    • chrissythehyphenated
      July 13, 2013 at 1:21 am

      I knew a guy once who had robbed a fast food place wearing a mask, then went back 2 weeks later, minus the mask, to eat. The clerk recognized him and he did 4 years.

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  14. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    Horrific scenes on the streets of Pamplona as three men are brutally gored in bloodiest day yet of this year’s Running of the Bulls
    I never understood why idiots try to get in the way of a large,dangerous animal.We had a breed bull that was the orneriest thing God ever breathed life into.Maybe it was because me and cousin Bobby would hide behind the fence and shoot BBs at his scrotum.Life on a farm is so dull fun is where you found it.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2361753/Running-Bulls-2013-Horrific-scenes-Pamplona-3-men-brutally-gored.html

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  15. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    The Definitive Ranking Of Classic Ice Cream Truck Treats
    This is a follow-up to my post about Mr. Softee trucks last week.These sure bring back memories.
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/the-definitive-ranking-of-classic-ice-cream-truck-treats

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  16. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    Employers offer pet insurance as employee perk
    I knew a childless couple who had a dog who was like their own kid.When he got sick,they traveled numerous times from Chicago to the University of Iowa,the only place treatment was available.They spent thousands to care for their dog.I guess in some circumstances,it isn’t so far-fetched.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/employers-offer-pet-insurance-employee-perk

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  17. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    THERE’S A FIRE! QUICK, SOMEBODY GET A FIRE TRUCK! OH, RIGHT … A fire truck factory in Oisterwijk, Netherlands, was destroyed by fire.HEY, AT LEAST I SHOWED UP, OFFICER … A man from Simcoe, Ontario, was allowed to serve his 60-day sentence for assault on weekends in a jail near Toronto, more than 100 miles away. But he was arrested and sentenced to 10 months because he drove there in a stolen car.HEY, COME BACK! I’M TALKING TO YOU! … A man spotted his wife of one year, with whom he had a “strained relationship,” driving in her car with another man in Burlington Township, Pa. He yelled at her and then gave chase. He did not stop his pursuit even when she pulled into the police station parking lot and went inside. The cops came out and arrested him.OH, NO, BOB’S AT IT AGAIN … A heavily intoxicated 63-year-old man stole some cake mix and chocolate chip cookies from a grocery store in Fairbanks, Alaska, and then attempted to make his getaway in a motorized shopping cart. Employees called the cops, and then grabbed the handlebars to keep him from getting out of the parking lot. This is not the first time they have had to do this with this guy.

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  18. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    In Rapidly Aging Japan, Adult Diaper Sales Are About to Surpass Baby Diapers
    Is Mama-San smuggling sashimi,or did she have an accident?
    http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/07/in-rapidly-aging-japan-adult-diaper-sales-are-about-to-surpass-baby-diapers/277706/

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  19. Pistol Pete
    July 12, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    Sorry today’s post was a bunch of horsecrap
    Grannyism:”some days you got the words and you just ain’t got the music.”
    This is one of the better homecoming compilations I’ve seen.
    Till we meet again

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  20. What A Hoot
    July 12, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    I thoroughly enjoyed the bunch of horsecrap, as you call it.

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  21. GP
    July 14, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Finally got to catch up around here after a busy week.
    Thanks for the entertaining cowchips or horsecrap or whatever you want to call it.
    All that manure, makes the garden grow!

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