Didn’t CNN used to be a news station?

July 7, 2013

2013_07 07 CNN Wrong flag

… Flags are hard.

July 6, 2013

  • CNN anchors argue on air whether it is appropriate to describe the SFO plane crash as “horrifying.”
  • Wolf Blitzer updates about passengers and crew still missing, “They don’t know where they are right now, uh, presumably, uh, they’re searching.”
  • CNN asks a lady if she was shocked when she saw A PLANE CRASH. So much dumb in that question.
  • Wolf Blitzer wonders aloud, “Did people get sucked out the back?”
  • Wolf Blitzer obsesses for 30 mins about 60+ alleged ppl unaccounted for, even AFTER official press conf says only 1 still missing.
  • Wolf Blitzer and Richard Quest ramble about passenger count. Apparently can’t do subtraction problem on air.
  • Tweeter notes a cheap calculator could have saved about 40 minutes of broadcast news time.
  • Tweeter begs CNN to give Wolf an abacus.

July 3, 2013

  • Huge upheaval in one of the most geopolitically important nations in history. CNN gives priority to live coverage of Zimmerman trial.
  • CNN airs statement from Egyptian military: Constitution suspended. President thrown out.
  • CNN assures viewers they’ll get back to Zimmerman “in a moment.”
  • CNN website refers to ousted Morsi as “Morsy.”

July 1, 2013

2013_07 01 N word vs cracker

  • Since you’re censoring one of the two, doesn’t that answer the question?
  • Seriously? They spent TIME on this?
  • That’s not fair and balanced! FOX would’ve had some crackers on that panel!
  • Where would we be as a society without hard hitting journalism such as this?
  • Question: N Word Vs. Cracker: Which is Worse? Answer: CNN.

May 6, 2013

2013_05 06 CNN Wrong flag

… Flags are really, really hard.

Suggestions for new CNN logos

  • Crap Not News
  • Communist Nincompoop Network
  • Not As Bad As MSNBC

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8 responses to “Didn’t CNN used to be a news station?

  1. Anything that makes fun of CNN has the potential to make Monday a great day. 🙂

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  2. About the only two flags that I could understand someone confusing (and even here it’s not that hard) are

    Indonesia

    and

    Poland

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