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The Democrat Dictionary of Relative Terms UPDATED

UPDATE: ABC News (aka, the All Barack Channel) butt snorkels the bias with “news” report about how HARD Kerry was working on EGYPT … while he was yachting and strolling around Nantucket.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/07/state-department-john-kerry-focused-on-egypt-despite-visit-to-yacht/

http://twitchy.com/2013/07/05/objectivity-overboard-abc-news-runs-interference-for-yachtsman-kerry/

The Democrat Dictionary of Relative Terms:

In addition to previous entries such as “is”, “sexual relations”, and “transparency”, please now add “completely inaccurate” and “briefly.”

As our ally — aka, Egypt — goes up in flames and Morsi — aka, the Egyptian president Obama gave big honking military weapons to — goes down in flames, one might suppose that Obama’s new Secretary of State — aka, John “Reporting For Duty” Kerry — would be, you know, On Duty.

Some bozo claimed he saw Obama’s SecState in Nantucket, a ritzy island off Massachusetts which just doesn’t look very good for the Ø Administration, so naturally, they put out a “SecState Kerry has his NOSE to the grindstone in DC” message.

Except, oh wait, it wasn’t just one person who saw him cruising around on his 1%er YACHT. It was like … you know … SEVERAL.

Oh wait … hang on … make that four. Oops, five. And damn how many people have cameras and wireless uploading these days. Add a pesky video of Kerry’s motorcade violating Nantucket traffic regs and a state cop who confirmed that it was Kerry’s motorcade.

And THEN, dammit, as the BBC reported Morsi had been ousted, the Boston Herald reported (with pictures) that Kerry was enjoying a “sun splashed” vacay with his family on the other side of the globe from our beleaguered ally.

Seriously. Is there anything this Administration WON’T lie about?

WORTH A READ: Obama offers revisionist history on his approach to Egypt – July 2, 2013

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/07/02/obama-offers-a-revisionist-history-of-his-administration-s-approach-to-egypt.html

Sources:

• http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/22/gift-us-f-16-fighter-jets-en-route-to-egypt-amid-criticism/
• http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/07/05/egyptian-islamists-to-protest-morsi-removal-amid-reports-violence-arrests/
• http://twitchy.com/2013/07/04/twitter-user-kerry-sailed-right-by-me-yesterday-on-the-nantucket-sound-photo/
• http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/07/03/report-kerry-on-yacht-in-nantucket-during-egyptian-presidents-ouster/
• http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_politics/2013/07/kerry_vacationing_on_nantucket_amid_egypt_turmoil
• https://twitter.com/cbsboston/status/352610612565655552
• http://twitchy.com/2013/07/03/breaking-egyptian-army-says-morsi-is-no-longer-president/
• http://twitchy.com/2013/07/05/shiver-their-timbers-state-dept-backtracks-admits-kerry-was-briefly-on-his-boat/