Going to Africa

While on their mega-expensive (for us, not them) tour of Africa, the Obamas will stress the importance of education. They will not be doing this in the nation Barack has always alleged to be home to his “Dream” relatives. He’s not setting foot in Kenya at all. Why, you might ask? Well, apart from the obvious – i.e., he’s not related to them in any way and knows it – there’s also the teensy weensy problem of the broken promises he made last time he visited.

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6 responses to “Going to Africa

  1. Just like always. Harrumph.

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  2. GP

    I hope barry continues to make false promises. Then we can all revel in all the garbage dumps around the world that will carry his name.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Oh that would be fun! Let’s name them!

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      • Personally, I’m holding out for slums being named after him. Just like Hoovervilles during the first Great Depression. Maybe the entire city of Detroit will be renamed Barackistan. But I still like GP’s idea. Obamadumps. 🙂 You know those enormous livestock manure piles near stockyards in the cattle states, like in Nebraska, Texas, Colorado, etc? Mount Barackytops. I’m sure they got ’em in Kenya and everywhere else. Maybe they can change the name of the “great, grey, green, greasy Limpopo river” from Rudyard Kipling’s tales? Call it the great, green, greasy, Obama river. Nice ring to it.

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          I heard that while Obama was at Harvard, his fellow students invented something I think they called the Obama Meter, but I can’t find it now. Darn that Google that won’t read my mind and give me what I want! Anyway, it was a measure of how hot-air, windbaggy, condescending and/or brown-nosey a student’s comment in class had been. The article said the meter had survived Obama’s tenure by many years.

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          As long as it isn’t any great, BROWN, greasy rivers, cuz that would be RAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST.

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