Daily Archives: June 20, 2013

THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Before I start,make SURE to stop tomorrow.I have some bizarre,wacky,and funny things to post.

Speaking of bizarre and wacky…it seems the Obamas are being welcomed in Europe like the proverbial skunk at a garden party.

What kind of an idiot goes to Northern Ireland and calls for an end to Catholic schools?Our idiot,thats who!

The gang of tr8ors have hammered out a deal which promises tougher border security.They must realize the democrats will agree to ANYTHING to get a bill passed….then all bets are off.Barry only enforces the laws he feels like anyway.I’m praying this can be stopped,but I just don’t know.

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Yes,those are real ducklings in this photo

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WE ALL MOURN THE PASSING OF ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS OF OUR TIME

I don’t know what his political persuasion was,but I’m posting a youtube he did for the Wounded Warrior Project.

(it has WAY too much Brian Williams and not enough James Gandolfini)

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A MAN WAS BUSTED FOR DUI ON ONE OF THESE

Going to WalMart is like going to an amusement park for me.I get in one of these with my oxygen tank and try to arrange drag races with other cart users.It always embarrasses hell out of DW,but she gets a lot of sympathy for having to put up with me

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SUCK IT UP,BARACK….WEEZ G’WAN ON SAFARI TO AFRICA NEXT WEEK.Y’ALL CAN CHILL WITH YOUR HOMIES

How the hell did you get a booger on your forehead anyway?

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Car Jacker Nightmares

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As bad as the above may appear, at least the furries with the razor teeth can’t drive. Texas Grizzly Mom, Dorothy Baker, was returning home from shopping with her five-year-old and two-year-old sons when a man who had been hiding in the back of her minivan appeared, brandishing a knife and demanding money.

‘I asked him how much he needed and he said $200,’ Baker said. ‘And I told him I didn’t have that kind of cash, I had about $20 in my account, and he said I better figure out a way to get it, or my kids were going to get hurt.’  As she drove along, the asshole climbed into the front passenger seat where he saw that Baker had surreptitiously dialed 911 on her cell phone.

The pair began to struggle, but really … you shouldn’t mess with a Texas Mom after threatening her cubs. Despite getting slashed across the chest, Baker managed to get the knife away from the man, then punched him in the face and ordered him out of her car.

Then she hit him with it. He is expected to face felony charges once he is discharged from the hospital.

The children were unhurt and their father says of his wife, ‘She’s my hero. I’ll take her anywhere. I’ll take her anywhere twice on Sunday. She’s a tough one. I wouldn’t have it any other way.’

Source @ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2342774/Texas-mother-Dorothy-Baker-punches-carjacker-face-runs-over.html

H/t Pistol Pete

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Look who survived the Black Forest fire!

2013_06 Mary survives devastating fire

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Good Works and the Universal Call to Sanctity

I got this in my Catholic Catechism email. Just copy/pasting to here, because it’s so clear, simple and very worthwhile.

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Can someone earn heaven by good works?

No. No man can gain heaven merely by his own efforts.

The fact that we are saved is God’s grace, pure and simple, which nevertheless demands the free cooperation of the individual.

Although it is grace and faith through which we are saved, nevertheless, our good works ought to show the love produced by God’s action in us.

Are we all supposed to become “saints”?

Yes. The purpose of our life is to be united with God in love and to correspond entirely to God’s wishes.

We should allow God “to live his life in us” (Mother Teresa). That is what it means to be holy: a “saint”.

Every man asks himself the question: Who am I and why am I here, how do I find myself?

Faith answers: Only in holiness does man become that for which God created him. Only in holiness does man find real harmony between himself and his Creator.

Holiness, however, is not some sort of self-made perfection; rather, it is union with the incarnate love that is Christ.

Anyone who gains new life in this way finds himself and becomes holy.

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Corresponding Catholic Catechism section (sections 2006-2029) and other references @ http://www.catholiccrossreference.com/catechism/#!/search/2006-2029

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Not feeling the LØVE … it’s not just for Right Wingnuts anymore!

Ich bin ein snoop: The Stasi (East German secret police) monitored almost every form of communication in an attempt to root out anti-Communist sentiment. Since gaining freedom, Germans are naturally very twitchy about being spied on and have gone to great lengths to ensure Internet companies protect user privacy. They were sooooooo NOT AMUSED to hear the Ø administration has been acting very Stasi-like and so greeted Snoop POTUS Snoop’s arrival in Germany with an anti-Ø protest.

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Later, Obama gave his second speech at the Brandenburg Gate, but it proved to be as flat and listless as his previous one was soaring and whooptido. No doubt he was off his game in part because TOTUS* wasn’t doing his job and in part because the crowd was so puny that even the Ø-drooling CNN had to admit it numbered “less than 5,000.”

Last time he flapped his pie hole at that particular venue, he had 200,000 screaming, swooning fans in the audience. What a come down for the First Narcissist!

*TOTUS: Teleprompter Of The United States

Clearly some of said fans have not hit bottom with their kool-aid and rose-colored glasses addiction. CNN’s Suzanne Malveaux called his yawner of a speech “historic” and a later CNN headline proclaimed that he “speaks to the history books.” Yeah, right.

If Bush had done such a lame replay of a previous historic speech, CNN et al. would’ve been playing the worst bits over and over while peeing their pants about the pathetic turn-out.

Poor Chris Matthews’ addiction has gone the way so many do. He still needs his fix, but he clearly isn’t feeling the tingle like he used to. He actually admitted OUT LOUD and ON AIR that Obama wasn’t doing very well without TOTUS. Wow.

I mean … really. Wow. If a Fox anchor had said the EXACT SAME THING, Matthews would’ve labeled him a RAAAAAAAAAACIST and added “teleprompter” to the list of Dog Whistle Racial Code Words.

Teh Won reminds me of a package of badly-plated headpins I once bought. They looked great in the package and the price was right. But when I tried to make loops with them, the plating peeled right off, exposing the cheap metal underneath. I scraped off the plating and left the pins exposed to air to see what would happen. They rusted.

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ADDED: Just saw Ting’s comment on the Grudge and had to double it here. “Remember hearing AFTER it was all over and she had performed perfectly that Palin’s teleprompter was not working during her Republican Convention acceptance speech? No one would have guessed – and she is supposed to be the dumb one.”

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It’s just like that Stargate SG-1 episode …

… you know the one?  Baal says he’s holding Sam hostage and is demanding they turn Camulus over to him immediately or he’ll kill Sam and her team but they can’t dial the gate cuz an alien plant has taken over the base and shorted out all the power and Jack tells Baal, “You know, it’s funny. If Sam were here, she’d have this all sorted out like THAT.”

It’s JUST LIKE THAT. See, I would really like to start a bail fund for poor Bob who was rounded up by IRS goons after admitting on-line that although she had engaged in a barter exchange that had resulted in material benefit, she had NO INTENTION of declaring it on her taxes. She is rotting in some hell hole that probly doesn’t even have a new soccer field or ice cream on Fridays like Gitmo does.

The reason this is so Stargatey is that Bob is our Sam. She’s the only techie person we have who could set up one of those piggy bank PayPal thingies so we could actually collect real money … presuming anyone had any to donate, which is doubtful, given the economy. Sigh. I guess she’ll just have to keep on rotting.

But you know me! I always look for the silver lining! Maybe if she behaves herself, they’ll allow her some limited internet access so she can catch up on tagging my blogs and cleaning out the spam filter.

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