Remember the halcyon days before the Obama administration was plagued by scandalpalooza? That’s when everything was peachy and nothing ever went wrong. Good times. Good times.
…. campaigned in all 57 states?
… bowled a 37, then insulted Special Olympians?
… rode a girl’s bike in his mom jeans?
… couldn’t figure out how to lower his umbrella to get through a gateway?
… threw out a first pitch and it went into the stands?
… threw out a first pitch and it went into the dirt?
… canceled a visit to wounded warriors, because his camera people weren’t welcome in the hospital?
… kept on campaigning while wearing a dead soldier bracelet the family asked him to take off?
… had a photo of himself saluting a soldier’s casket distributed after the family told him they didn’t want any cameras there?
… made a big deal about a woman who had been buried in an Obama t-shirt, but hadn’t bothered to learn her name?
… made a big deal about that dead soldier bracelet, except he didn’t know the soldier’s name on that either?
… called the worst Islamic terrorist attack on U.S. soil since 9/11 nothing but “workplace violence”?
… said he would bring our troops home and end the war, then got us involved in a THIRD conflict?
… got the Nobel Peace Prize for not being George Bush?
… called himself Eye Candy?
… sent pictures of himself to celebrate other people’s achievements?
… said he was better at everything than all the people who specialize in those things?
… made a special trip to tell the Olympic Committee he personally wanted them to pick Chicago, then they didn’t?
… sent a budget to Congress and EVERYONE, including all the Democrats, voted against it?
… promised transparency? Haahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
… gave the Queen of England an iPod filled with his own speeches?
… wrote himself into the biographies of previous Presidents?
… tried to get into the WH by going through a window he thought was a door?
… got locked out of his office and somebody filmed him banging on the door and posted it to YouTube?
… tried to shake hands with a Marine who was in mid-salute?
… pronounced corpsman ‘corpse-man’ three times?
… made out like he is such a great dad and loving husband, when he and Michelle lived apart for 11 years before the White House?
… ate a dog?
… said he was going to get his kids a rescue dog and that his girls would be responsible for walking it, except he didn’t and neither did they?
… accepted a Ted Kennedy dog that had been rejected by its first owners, even thought it was too big and high strung for his kids to handle?
… was too stupid to realize a high-strung hunting dog doesn’t belong in a house full of antiques?
… named the dog after himself?
… sat in a church for 20 yrs and couldn’t remember anything his spiritual mentor ever said?
… said “my Muslim faith” and George Stephanopolous had to correct him, “You mean your Christian faith?”
… removed God from the Declaration of Independence?
… got elected president of Harvard Law Review because he was black, but never wrote a single article for it?
… called himself a Constitutional Law Professor when all he did was teach some Racism Is Very Bad adjunct classes?
… said the Constitution was a barrier to real change?
… spent loads of money to block release of his records from Occidental, Columbia and Harvard?
… refused to produce a birth certificate to keep Terry Lakin out of prison, but later did produce “it” because Donald Trump just wouldn’t shut up about it?
… surrendered his law license for … why was that? Oh right. We don’t know. The records are sealed.
… had his Senate seat put up for sale and when his own people investigated, they found themselves innocent?
… said he didn’t want his daughters punished with a baby?
… said abortion survivors have no right to medical or comfort care?
… asked God to bless the largest abortion provider in the country?
… wished us all a Happy Mother’s Day by reminding us he got ladies free birth control?
… promised to get right on that jobs thing someday?
… blamed the minority party for everything his administration fails to accomplish?
… and his buddy Eric Holder sold guns to a Mexican Cartel that used them to kill Brian Terry and hundreds of Mexicans, then blamed gun violence on the NRA?
… wouldn’t authorize the bin Laden raid until Valerie Jarrett said it was okay, then took credit for “leading” the whole thing?
… called on the Marines to defend him from the rain, but told them to Stand Down in Benghazi?
… went to bed while our consulate was under attack?
… partied in Las Vegas the day after four Americans were murdered by terrorists in Benghazi?
… promised that if Obamacare passed, it would make health insurance premiums go down?
… mocked the idea that he would push gun control?
… told Democrats to get “revenge on” and “punish” his enemies and then was all shocked that his IRS and DOJ did just that?
… told graduates to ignore whispers of tyranny. Meanwhile back at the IRS …
… accomplished the seemingly impossible task of moving Jimmy Carter into second place on the list of worst presidents?