GRUDGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY GUEST HOST WALTER

Posted by Walter’s evil alter ego

Pete wanted the day off.He said,’can you fill in?’

‘Idon’t give a damn.’

OK,just for the record-those two murdering scum are named Tamerlin and Dzhokar Tsarnaev.thats too much to spell.We’ll call him Joker Jackoff,since its easier and it fits.The other one’s dead,so why talk about him?

I resent people comparing me to the guy with the hairplugs.I’m smarter than that asshole and I’m made of wood!

Have a smile over the rest of this crap.if you don’t,I don’t give a damn.

OFFICIAL SEAL OF THE LAME DUCK DYNASTY

MY WIFE FINALLY LEFT ME.IT’S ABOUT TIME!AFTER WE HAD ‘ONE MORE FOR OLD TIMES’ SAKE,I SAID “DID I HURT YOU?”

NO,WHY? SHE SAID.

YOU MOVED ONCE,I SAID.

SHE JUMPED ON HER MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND RAN MY ASS OVER ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR.

ANY GOOD LOOKIN’ WIMMIN OUT THERE WHO WANT TO MEET,YOU BRING THE RAG AND I’LL BRING THE LEMON PLEDGE.WE’LL TALK ABOUT WHATEVER COMES UP.IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT,