GRUDGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY GUEST HOST WALTER

Posted by Walter’s evil alter ego

Pete wanted the day off.He said,’can you fill in?’

‘Idon’t give a damn.’

OK,just for the record-those two murdering scum are named Tamerlin and Dzhokar Tsarnaev.thats too much to spell.We’ll call him Joker Jackoff,since its easier and it fits.The other one’s dead,so why talk about him?

I resent people comparing me to the guy with the hairplugs.I’m smarter than that asshole and I’m made of wood!

Have a smile over the rest of this crap.if you don’t,I don’t give a damn.

OFFICIAL SEAL OF THE LAME DUCK DYNASTY

MY WIFE FINALLY LEFT ME.IT’S ABOUT TIME!AFTER WE HAD ‘ONE MORE FOR OLD TIMES’ SAKE,I SAID “DID I HURT YOU?”

NO,WHY? SHE SAID.

YOU MOVED ONCE,I SAID.

SHE JUMPED ON HER MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND RAN MY ASS OVER ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR.

ANY GOOD LOOKIN’ WIMMIN OUT THERE WHO WANT TO MEET,YOU BRING THE RAG AND I’LL BRING THE LEMON PLEDGE.WE’LL TALK ABOUT WHATEVER COMES UP.IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT,

walt

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31 responses to “GRUDGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY GUEST HOST WALTER

  1. Pistol Pete

    IS OBAMA COVERING UP SAUDI ROLE IN BOSTON BOMBING?
    Do I use woodpecker repellant like after shave?
    http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/041813-652517-boston-bombing-timeline-suggests-obama-saudi-coverup.htm

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  2. Pistol Pete

    PROGRESSIVES’ ULTIMATE FETISH
    If it doesn’t involve fresh produce,a guinea pig and an inner tube,I ain’t interested
    http://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2013/04/21/progressives-ultimate-fetish-n1573944/page/full/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    I’LL BET WHEN THIS BITCH SPREADS HER LEGS THE THERMOSTAT KICKS IN

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  4. Pistol Pete

    WOODWARD:BOSTON ‘NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL’
    I bet his wife said the same thing after they did the horizontal boogie
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/chris-matthews-panel-boston-not-big-enough-for-the-history-books-obama-avoided-bushs-mistakes-on-911/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    COPS CAPTURE JOKER JERKOFF,HIDING,BLEEDING INSIDE SOME GUY’S BOAT.
    THE PAPER SAID HE RAN OVER HIS OWN BROTHER DURING THE SHOOTOUT WHEN HE GOT AWAY.
    I’M GLAD HE’LL SOON KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE SOMEBODY’S ARM SHOVED UP YOUR ASS THE WAY I DO EVERY DAY.
    BEND OVER,JIHAD BOY!
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/boston-mit-shooting-explosion-suspect-watertown-064355149.html

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  6. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA FIZZLES OUT
    Lefties have to face the bitter truth eventually
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/04/obama_fizzles_out.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    KERRY:PART OF ‘HUMAN RIGHT’ TO RUN IN A MARATHON SAFELY
    I heard he was in Viet Nam…so was I…camouflaged as a bamboo tree.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/kerry-part-human-rights-run-marathon-without-violence

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  8. Pistol Pete

    CNN’S BITCHYANN IMAWHORE ‘HOPED AGAINST HOPE’ THAT THE BOMBERS WEREN’T MUSLIMS
    If she had a son they’d look just like him
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2013/04/19/cnns-amanpour-hoped-beyond-hope-boston-bombers-werent-mideast-muslims

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  9. Pistol Pete

    YOU WON’T WATCH THIS…I DON’T GIVE A DAMN

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  10. Pistol Pete

    PREGNANT BRIDE RUNS AWAY TWO DAYS AFTER MARRIAGE-KEEPING $72,000 IN GIFTS AND JEWELRY
    dude,trust me…you’re getting a bargain

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2312645/Pregnant-runaway-bride-left-new-husband-days-marrying-refuses-return-72-000-gifts-jewelry-wedding.html

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  11. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA TO DINE WITH FIRST BLACK MISS ISRAEL
    This article is in Black Enterprise magazine.it’s some scary stuff
    http://www.blackenterprise.com/news/pres-obama-to-dine-with-first-black-miss-israel/?ref=beoutbrain

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  12. Pistol Pete

    FCC WON’T FINE BIG PAPI FOR THIS STATEMENT

    DUMBASS KERRY CALLED THIS “SWEET ADELINE”
    WHAT AN ASS

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  13. Pistol Pete

    FOOD STAMP PARTICIPATION GROWS AT 10 TIMES THE RATE OF JOB CREATION
    Obama’s plan is working perfectly
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/04/19/thune-food-stamp-participation-has-increased-at-10-times-the-rate-of-job-creation-under-obama/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    THIS IS HIS FIRST ON-AIR JOB.HOPE THE DUMBASS DIDN’T TAKE OUT LOANS FOR A HOUSE AND A CAR…HE’S ALREADY BEEN SUSPENDED.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    I KNOW WHY THE LAME DUCK SQUAWKS
    He only got one foot so he just swims in circles
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/04/i_know_why_the_lame_duck_squawks.html

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  16. Pistol Pete

    THE CICINNATI REDS HAVE A VERY SPECIAL BAT BOY

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  17. Pistol Pete

    I’D LIKE TO THANK PISTOL PETE FOR ALL HIS HELP….BUT I CAN’T.HE DIDN’T DO SHIT.WOULDN’T EVEN SET ME NEXT TO HIS CHATTY CATHY.BASTARD

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  18. Who the media wanted the Boston Marathon bombers to be:

    Who the Boston Marathon bombers really were:

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