Posted by Walter’s evil alter ego
Pete wanted the day off.He said,’can you fill in?’
‘Idon’t give a damn.’
OK,just for the record-those two murdering scum are named Tamerlin and Dzhokar Tsarnaev.thats too much to spell.We’ll call him Joker Jackoff,since its easier and it fits.The other one’s dead,so why talk about him?
I resent people comparing me to the guy with the hairplugs.I’m smarter than that asshole and I’m made of wood!
Have a smile over the rest of this crap.if you don’t,I don’t give a damn.
OFFICIAL SEAL OF THE LAME DUCK DYNASTY
MY WIFE FINALLY LEFT ME.IT’S ABOUT TIME!AFTER WE HAD ‘ONE MORE FOR OLD TIMES’ SAKE,I SAID “DID I HURT YOU?”
NO,WHY? SHE SAID.
YOU MOVED ONCE,I SAID.
SHE JUMPED ON HER MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND RAN MY ASS OVER ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR.
ANY GOOD LOOKIN’ WIMMIN OUT THERE WHO WANT TO MEET,YOU BRING THE RAG AND I’LL BRING THE LEMON PLEDGE.WE’LL TALK ABOUT WHATEVER COMES UP.IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT,
IS OBAMA COVERING UP SAUDI ROLE IN BOSTON BOMBING?
Do I use woodpecker repellant like after shave?
http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/041813-652517-boston-bombing-timeline-suggests-obama-saudi-coverup.htm
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PROGRESSIVES’ ULTIMATE FETISH
If it doesn’t involve fresh produce,a guinea pig and an inner tube,I ain’t interested
http://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2013/04/21/progressives-ultimate-fetish-n1573944/page/full/
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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I’LL BET WHEN THIS BITCH SPREADS HER LEGS THE THERMOSTAT KICKS IN
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WOODWARD:BOSTON ‘NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL’
I bet his wife said the same thing after they did the horizontal boogie
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/chris-matthews-panel-boston-not-big-enough-for-the-history-books-obama-avoided-bushs-mistakes-on-911/
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COPS CAPTURE JOKER JERKOFF,HIDING,BLEEDING INSIDE SOME GUY’S BOAT.
THE PAPER SAID HE RAN OVER HIS OWN BROTHER DURING THE SHOOTOUT WHEN HE GOT AWAY.
I’M GLAD HE’LL SOON KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE SOMEBODY’S ARM SHOVED UP YOUR ASS THE WAY I DO EVERY DAY.
BEND OVER,JIHAD BOY!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/boston-mit-shooting-explosion-suspect-watertown-064355149.html
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OBAMA FIZZLES OUT
Lefties have to face the bitter truth eventually
http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/04/obama_fizzles_out.html
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Good analysis. Thanks, Walter.
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KERRY:PART OF ‘HUMAN RIGHT’ TO RUN IN A MARATHON SAFELY
I heard he was in Viet Nam…so was I…camouflaged as a bamboo tree.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/kerry-part-human-rights-run-marathon-without-violence
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CNN’S BITCHYANN IMAWHORE ‘HOPED AGAINST HOPE’ THAT THE BOMBERS WEREN’T MUSLIMS
If she had a son they’d look just like him
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2013/04/19/cnns-amanpour-hoped-beyond-hope-boston-bombers-werent-mideast-muslims
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YOU WON’T WATCH THIS…I DON’T GIVE A DAMN
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PREGNANT BRIDE RUNS AWAY TWO DAYS AFTER MARRIAGE-KEEPING $72,000 IN GIFTS AND JEWELRY
dude,trust me…you’re getting a bargain
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2312645/Pregnant-runaway-bride-left-new-husband-days-marrying-refuses-return-72-000-gifts-jewelry-wedding.html
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OBAMA TO DINE WITH FIRST BLACK MISS ISRAEL
This article is in Black Enterprise magazine.it’s some scary stuff
http://www.blackenterprise.com/news/pres-obama-to-dine-with-first-black-miss-israel/?ref=beoutbrain
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FCC WON’T FINE BIG PAPI FOR THIS STATEMENT
DUMBASS KERRY CALLED THIS “SWEET ADELINE”
WHAT AN ASS
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FOOD STAMP PARTICIPATION GROWS AT 10 TIMES THE RATE OF JOB CREATION
Obama’s plan is working perfectly
http://dailycaller.com/2013/04/19/thune-food-stamp-participation-has-increased-at-10-times-the-rate-of-job-creation-under-obama/
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MEDIA CHORUS TO SILENCE TED CRUZ GROWING LOUDER
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-sheffield/2013/04/20/media-chorus-silence-ted-cruz-growing-louder
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THE GREAT SURRENDER
http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/04/the_great_surrender.html
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THIS IS HIS FIRST ON-AIR JOB.HOPE THE DUMBASS DIDN’T TAKE OUT LOANS FOR A HOUSE AND A CAR…HE’S ALREADY BEEN SUSPENDED.
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Oh, it’s so horribly awkward!
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I KNOW WHY THE LAME DUCK SQUAWKS
He only got one foot so he just swims in circles
http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/04/i_know_why_the_lame_duck_squawks.html
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SECRET E-MAILS:CATO,NORQUIST,RUBIO USE BOSTON TERROR ARRACKS TO PUSH IMMIGRATION
Just what we need;another 10 million Jose Jalapenos
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/04/21/EXCLUSIVE-Secret-emails-Cato-Norquist-Rubio-collude-to-counter-Boston-terror-attacks-effects-on-immigration-bill-Boston-thing-could-derail-this-big-time
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It wouldn’t be so bad if they were all On A Steek and lived in suitcases …
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THE TAN COMMIE THANKS THE WHITE COMMIE FOR SOMETHING…WON’T SAY WHAT
http://patdollard.com/2013/04/obama-thanks-putin-for-something-white-house-wont-specify-in-regards-to-boston-terror-attack/
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THE CICINNATI REDS HAVE A VERY SPECIAL BAT BOY
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I’D LIKE TO THANK PISTOL PETE FOR ALL HIS HELP….BUT I CAN’T.HE DIDN’T DO SHIT.WOULDN’T EVEN SET ME NEXT TO HIS CHATTY CATHY.BASTARD
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Protecting the ladies. It’s what real men do.
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Funny stuff, Walter! Thanks for the laughs! 🙂
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Well, Walter, I just have to say…That Chatty Cathy is a well-traveled woman. Pete was trying to save you from her slide show.
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