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THIS IS KAREN “GIGANTO” LEWIS,HEAD OF THE CHICAGO TEACHERS’ UNION.YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS,BUT SHE’S MORE VILE AND UGLY INSIDE THAN SHE IS OUTSIDE.SHE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO USE HER MOUTH LIKE A JET ENGINE TO SUCK IN ALL MANNER OF PLANT AND WILDLIFE AND SWALLOW THEM WHOLE.

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Useless, just like its master

Obama’s limo – full of high-tech gadgetry, communications onboard, and defensive armored plating – is known as “The Beast.” It weighs 8 tons and gets all of 8 miles per gallon. Or it would get 8 miles if the driver (who reportedly makes 6 figures to drive the thing) had not put the wrong fuel into the tank. When Obama arrived in Tel Aviv on March 20, The Beast wouldn’t start.

2013_03 20 Obama's BEAST breaks down in Tel Aviv

Tweeters had fun making up new names for the temporarily useless car.

  • Barky’s No Go Limo
  • You Didn’t Ride That
  • Not Too Big to Fail
  • Low Information Rider
  • Chariot of MisFire
  • Empty Chair(iot)
  • Karma Car
  • Push My Ride
  • Moves in just 16 Trillion seconds
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Cough Cough
  • THE ECONOMY: It broke down after being fueled by SOCIALISM.

And for when it does work:

  • The Barry Ferry
  • My Big Fat Carbon Footprint
  • Mercedes Spendz
  • Wheels of my Fortune
  • Sequester-Proof Joy Ride
  • I Don’t Careforce One
  • The Marxist Mobile
  • Putin on the Ritz

I’m tempted to put this last one into the first list, but that would be RAAAACIST! so I’ll go all Affirmative Action and give it a special privilege category all its own.

  • Typical Black Car

And don’t be screaming at me … Barry was the one who called his own grandmother – the woman who raised him after BOTH his birth parents abandoned him – a “typical white person”, i.e., a racist.

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This here blog posting is my TWO THOUSANDTH at PoliNation!

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Persecuting Christians is Politically Correct

2013_03 FAU student punished

A Florida Atlantic University student has been punished for refusing his professor’s directive to stomp on a piece of paper with the word “Jesus” written on it. The university is defending the assignment as a “lesson in debate” and upholding the professor’s “right” to punish the student for having, you know, faith in Jesus. No word on why the curriculum specifically instructs students to stomp on the name of JESUS … not on, say, MUHAMMED, or BUDDHA, or SHIVA, or OBAMA or ………. you fill in the blanks. Also no explanation for why refusing to stomp was not a valid and/or valuable part of this “lesson on debate.”

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