Posted by Pistol Pete
Nineteen years ago I decided to stop trying to make so many women happy and concentrate on making one woman miserable.I have not regretted my choice for a moment.She’s not much for candy or flowers because we frankly can’t afford them.She does,however still enjoy a foot massage while we’re watching TV on the couch.We are so in tune,we usually know what the other one is thinking.I tell people she never worries about me flirting,because I could be arrested for assault with a dead weapon.She told me she fell for me because I made her laugh.Don’t know where she got that idea.
I never watch any of these TV award shows,because they’re nothing but a bunch of people making a lot of money pretending to be somebody else.I heard on the radio this morning that Mooch presented the Oscar for best picture by remote.I thought, ‘Sweet Jesus,can’t we ever get away from these people EVER?’
Added by CtH: Tweeters are having fun listing where Mooch will appear next @ https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NextMichelleObamaAppearance&src=hash … I’d blog the best, but I’m having a bad day. Prayers would come in handy. I really feel awful.
THIS IS CLASS
THIS IS CRASS
That grinning,arrogant,in-your-face,look at all the cool shit I get to do attitude is even wearing out the press.I saw an item this morning that someone in the press pool heard loud groaning when they first caught sight of Bigmouth.