Today’s blog by Dan Bubalo is kinda long, but replete with outstanding snark. In the interests of giving y’all a snort or two, without wasting a lot of your time reading stuff you already agree with, I’ve parsed and pruned out the best. I also added ‘toons. N.b., You should now stop eating and drinking, as it is very uncomfortable to snort stuff out your nose and it makes a mess on your keyboard besides.
During the foofaraw of last week’s “coronation”, Michelle Obama wolfed down food in a way that sparked wonder whether the finest meal she’d ever had previously was at Popeye’s Fried Chicken. Her demeanor was as an affront to horses everywhere and certainly didn’t pass muster with the someone who fancies herself queen. She has yet to utter the phrase, “Let them eat cake,” but only because she intends to hoard it all for herself.
Meanwhile, Hill The Shill transformed herself into Hill The Shrill during Congressional Foreign Relations hearings on the Benghazi rapes and assassinations, screeching at congressmen that, no matter how guilty and irresponsible one’s actions are, all one must ask rhetorically is “What difference, at this point, does it make?” and away go troubles down the drain.
She is bereft of conscience, lies as a condition of her existence, has a litany of unethical practices attached to her legal career, and pulls out the wronged-woman routine on cue every time her feet are held to the fire. What’s worse, she’s now added the evasiveness and unsoundness of mind one normally sees during the onset of Alzheimer’s. The fact she was clad so conspicuously in a shade of green notably associated with Islam made me want to pull an Elvis and destroy my TV.
And in the center ring of this circus stands President Obama, who delivered an inauguration speech of which Nikita Khrushchev would have been proud, not only for its anti-American, anti-capitalism and inflammatory tenor but its wide-ranging bellicosity, replete with knitted eyebrow scowl and flaring nostrils. The only thing he forgot to do was bang the podium with his shoe.
We now know the name of Obama’s songbook: “Communism Unplugged” and it’s available at news outlets everywhere. It is a blend of hypocrisy, wrapped in lunacy, and leading the parade is a president so overtly consumed with malice toward Christian and American values that it emanates from his pores like sarin gas.
According to Speaker Boehner, President Obama told him, “We don’t have a spending problem. We have a health care problem.” Cue the Twilight Zone theme. That’s right, Mr. President. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem. Fearless Leader obviously believes in gnomes and Big Foot, and I’m not referring to the Michelle this time.
January 28, 2013 – The Sale of Unrealistic Expectations