Daily Archives: January 28, 2013

Ohhhh-bama!

2013_01 28 Obama thinks Fox is the problem

2013_01 28 Ohhhhbama

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THE DEPRESSIONAL MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

This is one of those days that aren’t worth getting out of bed for.I never watch the Sunday shows,and for good reason.Bob Menendez was on for a full segment with McQueeg discussing their amnesty plot and he was never asked one question about the FBI investigating for using underage prostitutes.Must be nice to get a free pass for criminal behavior just because you have a ‘D’ after your name.I also read about the lovefest ’60 Minutes’ had for Barry and Cankles.I thought Pantsuit would give the boss a handjob on air,but apparently Kroft serviced him before they went on.

I heard all the pundits were talking about what a blow the DC Circuit court dealt his recess appointment crimes (on the radio,they’d never breathe a word of it on TV) and I just shook my head.

For 100 bonus points…CAN ANYONE THINK OF ANYTHING THIS PRICK COULD DO THAT HE WOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR??

Of course,the answer is no.Those who vote for him don’t care what he does to the country.It’s all about image and symbolism.He’s already sold out Eastern Europe and plans to try to split Israel in two and give half to the Palestinian terrorists.He’ll regulate any business he chooses into oblivion and if the economy goes into a depression,so what? He and his bros got theirs and their serfs are too ignorant and lazy to care.

I think what I’m most depressed by today is McStain and his bitch Grahamnesty heading up the ‘gang of eight’ to give amnesty to 11 million illegals in exchange for bogus ‘increased border security’ which is just phony cover for the backstabbing bastards who are supposedly representing us.I guess we’re on our own.

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Good parenting

It is not what you do for your children

Our mommy says

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Rosemary for Remembrance

Researchers at the University of Northumbria in the United Kingdom found that, after exposure to essential oil of rosemary, 48 college students outperformed a control group on memory tests and said they felt more alert throughout.

Rosemary

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Gun Laffs

Over the weekend, Seattle cops held a gun buy-back event, where they offered gift cards of $100 for handguns, shotguns and rifles and $200 for assault weapons. At the moment, private citizens can buy and sell guns without filing paperwork, so gun collectors started working the crowd, waving wads of cash for the guns being held by those standing in line for the buy-back program. The buy-back wasn’t a total bust. The cops used up their $80,000 supply of gift cards in the first 2 hours. The Seattle PD plans to check all the guns they bought to see if any were stolen property, in which case they will try to return them to the rightful owners!

Gun Control by Stan Weber

For other gun control hilarity, check out the graphics I harvested off Facebook!

Gun free zone

Dawg they passed a law

Swamp militia

Texan tan line

Source:

http://dcxposed.com/2013/01/27/seattle-gun-buyback-gets-jacked-turns-into-a-damn-gun-show-lol/

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FUNNIEST juggler I’ve ever seen

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Tell us what you REALLY think, Dan!

Today’s blog by Dan Bubalo is kinda long, but replete with outstanding snark. In the interests of giving y’all a snort or two, without wasting a lot of your time reading stuff you already agree with, I’ve parsed and pruned out the best. I also added ‘toons. N.b., You should now stop eating and drinking, as it is very uncomfortable to snort stuff out your nose and it makes a mess on your keyboard besides.

During the foofaraw of last week’s “coronation”, Michelle Obama wolfed down food in a way that sparked wonder whether the finest meal she’d ever had previously was at Popeye’s Fried Chicken. Her demeanor was as an affront to horses everywhere and certainly didn’t pass muster with the someone who fancies herself queen. She has yet to utter the phrase, “Let them eat cake,” but only because she intends to hoard it all for herself.

2013_01 21 Prez Nose Picks while First Lady yearns for cake

Meanwhile, Hill The Shill transformed herself into Hill The Shrill during Congressional Foreign Relations hearings on the Benghazi rapes and assassinations, screeching at congressmen that, no matter how guilty and irresponsible one’s actions are, all one must ask rhetorically is “What difference, at this point, does it make?” and away go troubles down the drain.

2013_01 26 Hill the Shrill by Henry Payne

She is bereft of conscience, lies as a condition of her existence, has a litany of unethical practices attached to her legal career, and pulls out the wronged-woman routine on cue every time her feet are held to the fire. What’s worse, she’s now added the evasiveness and unsoundness of mind one normally sees during the onset of Alzheimer’s. The fact she was clad so conspicuously in a shade of green notably associated with Islam made me want to pull an Elvis and destroy my TV.

2013_01 24 What difference by Gary Varvel

And in the center ring of this circus stands President Obama, who delivered an inauguration speech of which Nikita Khrushchev would have been proud, not only for its anti-American, anti-capitalism and inflammatory tenor but its wide-ranging bellicosity, replete with knitted eyebrow scowl and flaring nostrils. The only thing he forgot to do was bang the podium with his shoe.

2013_01 23 Big Govt by Jerry Holbert

We now know the name of Obama’s songbook: “Communism Unplugged” and it’s available at news outlets everywhere. It is a blend of hypocrisy, wrapped in lunacy, and leading the parade is a president so overtly consumed with malice toward Christian and American values that it emanates from his pores like sarin gas.

2013_01 24 Obama the Disunifier by Henry Payne

According to Speaker Boehner, President Obama told him, “We don’t have a spending problem. We have a health care problem.” Cue the Twilight Zone theme. That’s right, Mr. President. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem. Fearless Leader obviously believes in gnomes and Big Foot, and I’m not referring to the Michelle this time.

Source:

January 28, 2013 – The Sale of Unrealistic Expectations

http://mychal-massie.com/premium/the-sale-of-unrealistic-expectations/

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