Posted by Pistol Pete
Thought I’d post a few items in case you hadn’t already heard them.If you find nothing noteworthy I apologize in advance.
Filed under Funny Stuff
FISCAL CLIFF DEAL:OBAMA TAKES LESS IN REVENUE IN EXCHANGE FOR DESTROYING THE GOP
CLINTON INJURED,US NAVY SEAL KILLED IN SECRET MISSION TO IRAN
The media may investigate this someday if it feels like it.
This is so disconcerting. Thanks, Pete, for posting…I never would’ve heard about this story if you hadn’t linked it.
Ironic how, when she said she’d been shot down, she was lying, but now that she’s actually been put at risk and injured, it’s a big secret.
If this is true, imagine the magnitude of such a cover up. Of course, no one will investigate.
Move right along.
Nothing to see here.
EUNUCH-OF-THE-HOUSE RESPONDS TO VICIOUS PERSONAL ATTACK BY SLIMY LITTLE TOAD:’GO F**K YOURSELF’
Oooh–what a tough guy
If pollsters call about my opinion of Congress, I hope they include some option strongly that “Strongly Disapprove” … like “I think they should all go …. ” or something.
OBAMA VOWS NOT TO NEGOTIATE OVER DEBT CEILING
One of the excuses McConnell and Bonehead gave for caving in (again) on the huge tax increase was that they were really going to get tough on the debt limit negotiations.We all knew better.
I UNDERSTAND IF THEIR MOTIVE WAS TO TRY TO GET RID OF SOME OF THE BILLIONS IN PORK THE DEMS RUSHED TO ATTACH TO THE SANDY RELIEF BILL, BUT DELAYING THE VOTE JUST PISSED OFF MEMBERS OF BOTH PARTIES
The only one who can tell states that don’t vote for him to kiss off is Obastard. Witness:the Gulf states after the BP spill,Joplin MO,the fires and droughts in Texas, the killer ice storms in Kentucky and the floods that devastated Nashville.
GLENN BECK’S OFFER TO BUY CURRENT TV REJECTED,SOLD INSTEAD TO AL JAZEERA
Al Gorezeera pockets $500 million,avoids huge tax hike.At least it will be no more virulently anti-American under new ownership.
US MARINES SCATHING RESPONSE TO DiFi’S GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION GOES VIRAL
“I am not your subject.I’m here to keep you free.”
Roger Hedgecock discussed this at some length.Her bill would totally ban the sale of new assault weapons and ammunition.If you already have such a weapon,you are grandfathered in.Here’s the catch…if you own one,she wants you fingerprinted and photographed,and a law enforcement official can come into your house to inspect your guns to see that they comply with the new laws.If not,they would have the right to confiscate them.The day people think someone plans to come into their homes without permission and take away their firearms is when the shooting starts for real.The ironic thing is that she has a CCW because,as she says, ‘I’m more important than ordinary people.’
PP-Better get ready to move across the border. The IL mafiaoso is getting ready to disarm us all with even more gun control laws (because the ones we have now are doing such a bang up job). If they pass this, I imagine a mass exodus. IL already has more people on welfare than working. Who is going to pay for anything if all the workers pack up their guns and split?
Hmmm… this should be interesting.
Well, Pete has really done it now; all the pc hoots are going to be coming out of the woodwork over the use of ‘retarded’. Oh, brother, I tell them to, “Go hoot yourself. If you all would just stop crying and notice the generation coming up doesn’t even know the word ‘retarded’ in connection to downs syndrome. The language evolves and now retarded means a whole lot of lthings but none of them come close to the mentally handicapped. Since it is not pc to trashtalk libs, I just say they are retarded, which makes them I suppose “special’.
With the signature graphics I suppose this site will be blocked by my porn shield, huh?
Thanks Pete. 🙂
I bet the Tweeters could have some fun thinking up events for the #LibtardsSpecialOlympics. ::snort::
I was put on this earth to piss off a certain number of people.I have not filled my quota yet.
There was once a brand of condoms called ‘Retardo’.But I guess you wouldn’t know that.
I stupidly thought I’d google “retardo condom” to see if Pete was pulling my leg … wish I hadn’t. :oP
You never cease to amaze me with all these little bits of trivia.
TEEN CLEANING HIS NEW GUN SHOOTS OFF HIS PENIS,TESTICLE
Guess you could say he went off half-cocked
That one needs to come with a warning, Pete. I nearly choked on the Pepsi. ‘Scuse while I get a cloth to clean off the keyboard and monitor.
LESS THAN AN HOUR AFTER THE MEGA-TAX INCREASE PASSED,PONDSCUM WAS WINGING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS HAWAIIAN PARADISE AT A COST OF $7 MILLION TO TAXPAYERS
He signed the bill today by auto-pen.Didn’t want his golf game interrupted by all this president stuff.
What, he did not want to sign with all those souvenir pens? After all, the bill that put the nail in the coffin of the USA should be a real collectors item for any progressive worth his weight in kool aid.
85 REPUBLICAN HOUSE MEMBERS JOIN DEMOCRATS IN DOOMING FUTURE GENERATIONS TO EVER-INCREASING TAX BURDEN
My lame duck congressman,Don Manzullo along with my new rep,Adam Kinzinger both voted for it.There was a blurb on the radio this morning blaming Boehner’s inability to unite his members on the 2010 freshmen.The old guard is doing its best to purge the new idealists.It looks like we have no one to represent us anymore.
THE END OF THE GOP?
HOUSE GAVELS IN FIRST SESSION IF THE 113TH CONGRESS
Boehner narrowly wins speakership thanks to votes from Michelle Bachmann and Marcia blackburn
RELATED:BOEHNER WILL LEAD GOP TO 2014 LOSS
The 113th Congress starts in 2013. Now that’s just creepy.
Look at it like this. Perhaps the bad luck will be for them, and the good luck will be for the rest of us.
From your lips to God’s ears.
Problem is … 13 is a holy number for Satanists.
SINGER PATTI PAGE DIES AT AGE 85
Born Clara Ann Fowler in Claremore,OK,she sold hundreds of millions of records.I remember granny cranking up her Victrola and playing 78 RPM records of hers.She had such beauty and class.It is heartbreaking to see what passes for music these days.
I COULDN’T FIND ‘HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW.’
OBAMA SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER GRANTING AMNESTY TO ONE MILLION ILLEGALS
Call it the Democrat Job Security Bill
Call it the payback for their votes.
MAZOLA MADAM VOWS DEMS WILL NOT DEAL WITH GOP ON DEBT CEILING DEAL
AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION WARNS CHRISTIANS WILL SOON BE TREATED LIKE BLACKS IN THE JIM CROW SOUTH
500 POUNDS OF FESTERING WHALE BLUBBER: ‘FOR THE NEW YEAR I RESOLVE TO STOP SAYING ‘I SUPPORT THE TROOPS….I DON’T’
Well,fatboy,I’m sure that will cause our warriors no end of grief
I suggest you keep your armed guards between you and any of my kids, fat boy.
Don’t worry, he will be eating himself over the cliff soon enough. Maybe he will go to Cuba for that great healthcare he touts.
Oh, gosh, I hope so — and I hope they keep him!
If nothing else, the hospital food will take some of the blubber off.
ANTI-CAPITALIST OBAMA TO SELL INAUGURAL TRINKETS AT ONLINE STORE
What a shameless prick
Shameless. Prick. Yep, that about sums it up.
Nrdy ;sihj zo /// pp[d … oops fingers were on the wrong home keys. I meant to say, Best Laugh I’ve Had In Days! Thanks, Pete!
I have not commented lately because I don’t understand putting flowers in the toilet and my artistic talents are such that I couldn’t draw blood with a straight razor.
You may now go back to discussing things of real import to you.
Happy New Year to you and Mrs. Pete!
That owl is just using some of that good old Body English we all try when our bowling ball is heading inexorably toward the gutter. Cuz, you know, his bowling is like Bronco Bamas … Special Olympics style.
That dumb dog looks HAPPY. Probly thinks he’s gonna get hisself a free BamaPhone or something.
He is hiding under the cat because he heard Obama eats dogs.
This comment sounds like something PP would come up with:
Triple A Andrews · Top Commenter
The folks who are getting the free stuff don’t like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff. Now the Folks paying for the free stuff don’t mind buying the free stuff for the Folks who need it. However a lot of the Folks getting the free stuff have turned getting free stuff into a game as to see how much free stuff they can get and how long they can keep getting free stuff whether they need it or not. Now the Folks paying for the free stuff can no longer afford it and wants this to stop. Because of this the President and Democrats in Washington are telling the Folks getting the free stuff that the Folks paying for the free stuff are mean, prejudiced and racist. Now the Folks who are getting the free stuff are convinced that they now have to hate the Folks who are paying for the free stuff. Folks need free stuff from time to time, almost all Folks have all been there but the Folks getting the free stuff are getting to numerous and want more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting. Now here lies the problem, the Folks getting the free stuff have realized that they are numerous enough so that all they have to do is get off the couch every two years to vote in the Politicians who will keep forcing Folks to pay for the free stuff by spreading their wealth, so that the Folks getting the free stuff can continue scamming the system they have become dependent on. I have zero respect for the President, the guy that thinks I am mean, prejudiced or racist just because I want my fellow Americans to help “row the boat” rather than being a freeloader sucking on the teat of Government.
From a story about the Hawaiian Huckster or is the the Kenyan Carpetbagger:
Welcome the newest cruzader for the people:
Al Gore wouldn’t sell CurrentTV to Glenn Beck, because Beck is “not aligned with our point of view.” Then he sold it to Al-Jazeera for $100 million Arab Big Oil Bucks.
SCARY FACT: This man came within a hair’s breadth of being the Commander-in-Chief on 9/11.
Proof there is a God.
HE gives us just enough to teach us a lesson (BHO) but gives us a break when it comes to total morons.
But then again,
there is Biden …
We all know Biden is Obama’s life insurance policy.
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