Today, author Gavin McInnes slammed abortion by tweeting his kids’ remarks during the day. Twitchy posted the tweets. I’ve added some pics and a link at the end that might save you a trip or three to the ER someday.
I have my own stories, one about a might-be-broken arm (it wasn’t), one about a might-need-stitches gash (it did) and a third about a might-be-suffocating wheeze (a trip out into the frigid winter air cleared it right up). But I had to parent pre-internet, when getting free medical advice meant conning some nervous-about-getting-sued health care professional into actually telling you something useful over the telephone. Parents today are So Spoiled!
Anyway, enough of that. On to the CUTE stuff. FYI: Gavin’s daughter Sophie is about 5 yo and his son Duncan is maybe 3. (Last February, they were 4 and 2.)
28 Dec 12: Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes
I’m going to Tweet my kids’ quotes for a day so you can see how lame abortion is.
“I want to get healthy and drink milk because I’m going to fight you in a few days.” -Daughter
“That’s the way it was back in the old days. You had to fight before you eat.” -Son
“Thank you, cow” daughter after drinking from milk carton. “Don’t drop this cow’s guts” to brother.
“Scientists say: When you read a book of love, you just fall apart.” -Son
“I wish you were fried chicken.” -Daughter
“I’m hungry to the touch.” -Son
“It’s the world to give, my darling.” -Son handing me a drawing of a castle
“When great granny gets to be 100, is she going to be taller than you?” -Son
“Oh I get it. He has tricks that I don’t have.” -Son instagr.am/p/TytuRzDlCh/
“What if the principal at my school was named Ms. Chickanoodoo?” -Son (laughing)
“I’m not crying. When it’s really cold, my eyes get sweaty.” -Son (outside)
“I have to go poo and I want YOU to wipe my butt.” -Son (said like my wife just won something) <– My favorite!
Now all you parents of very young people, go read this. You might need to know it someday.