THE IMPROMPTU GRUDGE

Wasn’t going to post today;feeling kinda blah.Then I got a card from a lady on my paper route who’d asked me last year to leave any extra copies of the Sunday paper if I ever got any,since she is a couponer and uses the extra to buy goods for the local food pantry.After a year,she said that my help really made a difference for those less fortunate than we are.Funny how the simplest things can make you feel really good.I promise all good stuff today.My picture files are bursting,so I’ll try to make you smile a little.

PSA from CTH: STOP EATING! STOP DRINKING! STOP CHEWING GUM! IF YOU’VE GOT A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR MOUTH, REMOVE IT. [still coughing up cereal inhaled during Pete Graphic Laff Fest below.]

CHRISSY DOING HER SITE BITES

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BOB

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HOOT

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TING

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JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT THESE WERE FUNNY

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AS YOU CAN SEE,I HAVE WAY,WAY,WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS

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  1. Pistol Pete

    DYING NINE YEAR OLD TRIES TO SET CHRISTMAS CARD RECORD;HERE’S HOW YOU CAN HELP
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/12/16/dying-9-year-old-seeks-to-break-christmas-card-record-see-how-you-can-help/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    ABC INUNDATED WITH PORN SPAM AFTER TWEETING REQUESTS FOR INTERVIEWS WITH RELATIVES OF SHOOTING VICTIMS
    Apparently there are others who are really annoyed when a snotty little reporter goes to a mother and says: ‘Your six year old was just gunned down.How do you feel?’
    Really?I feel like beating your ass to a pulp.
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/12/17/abc-news-producer-inundated-with-porn-spam-after-tweeting-interview-requests-to-relatives-of-shooting-victims/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      This guy shouldn’t have to look far to figure out why his own fans are disrespectful slobs. Check out his language?! And oh, did you notice HE is on trial for manslaughter?

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  3. Pistol Pete

    PHOTOS OF GOLDEN RETRIEVER ‘COMFORT DOGS’ THAT WERE SENT TO HELP HEAL THE PAIN AFTER MASSACRE
    There is nothing like a furry,loving friend to let you know things will get better with time.These are beautiful.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/the-touching-story-of-how-comfort-dogs-were-sent-to-newtown-conn-to-console-the-hurting/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Aw, this is cute! The instigator was the 13 yo big sister of a 4 yo boy who wanted a “dinosaur” Easy Bake Oven.

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      • My son would have loved one of those when he was little. He always loved to cook and bake.

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          My brother started his own catering business when he was in high school.

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          • Cool! My son ran a mail-order business when he was in his teens. It did well for many years, but went out of business in 2008 when the economy went down the drain. Thanks, democrats.

            (My kids enjoy cooking and baking so much that I’ve told them more than once they ought to get together and start a restaurant or bakery or catering service… but they don’t listen to me any better now than they did when they were little…)

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  4. Pistol Pete

    TEN CREATIVE STOCKING STUFFERS FOR UNDER $20
    Chrissy could probably use the USB Hubdog
    http://shopping.yahoo.com/news/10-creative-stocking-stuffers-under–20-014318507.html?page=all

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  5. Pistol Pete

    TWO STORIES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ARMED THUG STARES DOWN THE BUSINESS END OF A LOADED WEAPON
    My idea of gun control is two palms pressed together,deep breath,think:3 rounds center-mass,and squeezing,not jerking the trigger
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/12/17/narrative-fail-woman-carrying-concealed-weapon-at-nail-salon-stops-armed-robbery/

    I LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/12/17/san-antonio-man-attempts-to-open-fire-on-movie-theatre-crowd-off-duty-sheriff-carrying-her-firearm-stops-rampage-with-one-shot/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    WOMAN FRAUDULENTLY CLAIMING WORKER’S COMPENSATION BUSTED AFTER SEX ROMP IN THE PARK
    There goes all her free shit
    http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/12/14/bay-areas-womans-sex-act-reveals-workers-comp-fraud/

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  7. Funny stuff, Pete! The “staff photos” were hilarious, but there’s no “Pete” critter in there! Also, when the Gruntessa saw them, she laughed as hard as I did. But when I suggested that Chrissy’s prairie dog was a little (*ahem*) too wide, and might give her pause (not paws), Gruntessa didn’t know what I was talking about. She just thought it was funny. Ok, maybe she’s right, but I have a feeling that if she were caricatured as a fat prairie dog with hips as wide as it is tall, she might feel different, but what do I know? I’m just married to her. ๐Ÿ™„ Either way, I still think Chrissy should retaliate by digging up a really good “Pete” photo. Don’t make it too purdy, CtH! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Fortunately for me(and you) there are not many photos of me in existence.I’m not the “photo friendly” type.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Bob:the collar in your picture is,no doubt,one of Chrissy’s originals.

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  10. Pete after a long, hard day of delivering newspapers, asking himself: To Grudge or not to Grudge? That is the question…

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  11. Bob and Grunt having a friendly discussion:

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  12. chrissythehyphenated

    top graphic ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL … totally accurate as to general body shape! But no WAY my hair is that gray (yet)! ROFLLLLLL

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  13. Violet

    All the cat pics are adorable! Have you all ‘met’ Colonel Meow yet? He looks like a dust bunny with attitude:

    http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/11/28/meet-colonel-meow-the-internets-angriest-cat-17-pics/

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  14. Ting

    I don”t know how I missed this thread the other day, but I did. I sure did enjoy it now, though. And Pete – I have to eat the kids first because I don’t have any pets.

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