Posted by Pistol Pete
Still not really in much of a mood,but we go on because we must.Maybe I can make you feel a little beter with the odd and goofy things I’ve rounded up.There is some political news, featuring President Pondscum, ‘Liveshot” Kerry, Sec. Cankles, Dickless Johnny Boehner and the left’s newest racist target,Tim Scott.Rather than waste a lot of bandwidth,I’ll put them all in one reply,for those who have avoided the news even more than I have.
HEY,MR. SPEAKER,DID YOU LOSE THESE?
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ASSORTED POLITICAL CRAP
Boehner willing to accept $1T in taxes,takes debt ceiling limits off the table,giving up what little leverage they had with Pharobama.
http://townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2012/12/16/movement-seen-in-fiscal-cliff-talks-n1468310
President Pondscum playing role of compassionate healer to the hilt.Media bootlicker compares his tearless weeping to the Gettysburg address
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/12/wapo-associate-editor-compares-obamas-newtown-speech-to-lincolns-gettysburg-address/
Madame Pantsuit falls,gets concussion,tells committees investigating Benghazi massacre to piss off
http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/12/15/clinton_wont_testify_on_benghazi_due_to_illness
Professional gigolo,John F’in Kerry,who served 4 months in VietNam because it would look good on his resume,betrayed those he hypocritically called ‘his brothers’ set to be approved as next SOS.Gov. Deval Patrick to name Michael Dukaka as his replacement in the Senate.This is from the Boston Herald,from people who know him best.
http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/columnists/2012/12/alas_we_know_kerry_all_too_well
Gov. Nikki Haley names Tim Scott to replace fellow tea-partier,Jim DeMint.Left already attacking him as the latest Uncle Tom.Screw them.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/17/tim-scott-to-be-named-for-empty-south-carolina-senate-seat-republicans-say/
THIS CONCLUDES THE POLITICAL PORTION OF OUR PROGRAM
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Thanks for the quick summary, Pete. I think that about ends my tolerance for bad news for today!
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A GARDEN YOU WATER FOUR TIMES A YEAR
This is for our friend,Aussie
http://gardenista.com/posts/a-garden-you-water-four-times-a-year?utm_source=disqus&utm_medium=cpc_paidlinks&utm_campaign=scotts
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Oooh, what beautiful gardens! I love them!
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DITTO!
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THE AUSSIE LESSON:LESS GUNS,MORE CRIME
I remember seeing a program on this years ago.They took guns from their rightful owners and destroyed them.There was a young man forced to watch an old shotgun his grandfather had handed down to him being cut in half with a power saw.Don’t think for a second the left would do the same thing given half a chance.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/12/15/The-Aussie-Lesson-Less-Guns-More-Crime
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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S COLD OPENING FEATURING A CHILDREN’S CHOIR HONORING THE FALLEN IN NEWTOWN
I didn’t think they had the class.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/silent-night-cold-open/1427011/
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WAL MART,KROGER FIRST TO BID FOR HOSTESS
The Twinkie Kid shall ride again.There’s too much money to be made
http://patdollard.com/2012/12/walmart-kroger-make-first-bids-for-hostess/
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I love that scene!
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SARAH PALIN TURNS HEADS AT NBC PARTY IN BEVERLY HILLS
Apparently Mama Grizzly’s gone cosmo
http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/25/sarah-palin-turns-heads-at-nbc-party-in-beverly-hills/?WT.mc_id=BU-D-E-TAB-AD-VAR-VIDEO-ROS-0512-NA&WT.mc_ev=click
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That was from July. Interesting that no one ever heard about it. NBC really put the wraps on what should have been a big story.
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WANNA SEE A CHRISTMAS TREE WORTH $4.2 MILLION?
Truth be told,I’m saving up for one of these
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-42-million-christmas-tree-2012-12-10
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BELGIAN TEEN CANCER PATIENT GETS WISH TO BECOME AN AMERICAN SOLDIER
Have a kleenex ready
http://news.yahoo.com/belgian-teen-gets-wish-us-soldier-174146095.html
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86 YEAR OLD HUGH HEFNER GIVES 26 YEAR OLD CRYSTAL HARRIS MASSIVE ENGAGEMENT RING
If this old fart can still function at 86,more power to him
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/hugh-hefner-gives-crystal-harris-massive-engagement-ring-193000547.html
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She’ll probably slip some strychnine into his coffee after they’ve been married a little while.
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The more power you wish Hef is bottled. A few months back, I made the mistake of reading about Hef’s chemically-powered orgy sessions, per one of the girls. Sad, pathetic, but apparently mercifully (for the girls) brief and mechanical sessions for which they get their “allowance.” Hooking is still hooking, even for fat cats.
Personally, I only read Playboy for the cartoons. 😉
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My beloved points out that “read” in my previous post could be mistaken for present tense. Darned English language! The last Playboy I bought was the final issue before they went squarebound, the last issue with a centerfold with a staple in her navel. Strictly for collector purposes, of course.
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FAMILY EVICTED FROM HOME BECAUSE 13 YEAR OLD SON SHOPLIFTED A PAIR OF SHOES HE REALLY NEEDED
Hopefully the community will step up and help this family
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/grand-junction-family-evicted-from-home-over-stolen-shoes/
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‘SPINELESS COWARDS’: MA. COMMUNITY ANGRY AFTER SCHOOL REPLACES CHRISTMAS CONCERT WITH ANTI-BULLYING PROGRAM
Our education dollars hard at work,folks
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/spineless-cowards-ma-community-reacts-after-school-replaces-traditional-holiday-concert-with-anti-bullying-program/
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So, they were bullied into attending a seminar on bullying?
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UNION THUG TO GOV. SNYDER: ‘WE’LL BE AT YOUR DAUGHTERS’ SOCCER GAME’
You could have these thugs arrested for extortion and making terrorist threats,but Holder wouldn’t prosecute them anyway
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17 HORRIFIC FAD DIETS OF YORE
I see a couple Mooch could try
http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/17-horrific-fad-diets-of-yore
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Going GF really helped my whole family. We tested positive for wheat allergy, but discovered we tolerate GF products, so I can have bread and cereal again. Yay!
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TAXPAYERS SUFFER WHERE THE ‘PUBLIC SERVANT’ IS KING
Don’t read this unless you have a high pain tolerance
http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/121212-636871-state-worker-pay-survey-shows-another-california-texas-gap.htm
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DOE:SUSPENSION OF BOYS,BLACKS,DISABLED MAY VIOLATE CIVIL RIGHTS LAWS
Let’s suspend some well-behaved white kids who have morals so the little bastards who beat up smaller kids and threaten their teachers because they feel like it can feel a little better about their worthless selves
http://cnsnews.com/node/618705
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WATCH ‘BLADERUNNER’ OSCAR PISTORIOUS RACE A HORSE AND WIN
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/watch-paralympian-bladerunner-oscar-pistorius-outrun-a-horse-in-a-foot-race/
JESSE OWENS DID IT IN 1936
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The Doha race video was interesting. That guy is a hunk! Noticed the Jesse Owens horse was not running very hard and the Doha horse had to be whipped constantly to run. It makes sense. Horses run fast by instinct to be at the head of a pack of horses. No sensible horse would see any point in getting all hot and sweaty trying to get ahead of an unarmed man on foot.
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MAJORITY WHIP KEVIN McCARTHY DRAFTED BOEHNER’S CONSERVATIVE PURGE LIST
Third party starting to look like the only alternative to these sellouts
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/12/gop-source-says-majority-whip-drafted-boehner-conservative-purge-list/
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CAVUTO CUTS OFF ‘WASTE OF TIME’ BATTLE WITH LIBERAL WHORE WHO REFUSES TO ANSWER ANYTHING
That’s what you get when you try to be ‘fair and balanced’
http://patdollard.com/2012/12/cavuto-cuts-off-explosive-waste-of-time-battle-with-dem-congresswoman-who-tells-him-to-shut-up/
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HUSBAND’S NOXIOUS GAS VS. WIFE’S LYSOL
This did not end well.Please don’t start discussing untoward bodily functions.DW still cringes when I play ‘pull my finger’ with the grandkids.They think its funny as hell.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/stinky-gas-domestic-disturbance-678452
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STRIP SEARCH OF TEN YEAR OLD BOY PROMPTS COMPLAINT AGAINST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
I’m willing to bet Justin Cox is white.I can’t imagine them doing this to a black kid with a lawsuit-happy mama
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2012/12/14/strip-search-of-10-year-old-prompts-complaint-against-elementary-school/
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It seems every day brings me another reason to be thankful my kid doesn’t go to school. I’ve heard other stories similar to this one, including some even worse — like the middle school that rounded up all the girls, took them to the nurse’s office, and forced them all to undergo pelvic exams, allegedly to find out if they had any STDs. This sort of thing is inexcusable and the people responsible should lose their jobs and be barred forever from any job that involves contact with children. I wouldn’t trust them anywhere near any child of mine.
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PAYING IT FORWARD,JAYDEN STYLE;RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS TO HONOR A DYING BOY
If you can read this without getting a lump in your throat,you’re a lot tougher than I am.
http://shine.yahoo.com/at-home/paying-forward-jayden-style-random-acts-kindness-honor-180700308.html
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I POSTED A LOT TODAY;ITS BEEN AWHILE.LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH SOME ‘ZO KNOWLEDGE DROPPED ON YOU
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Holy, smoly, you left me speechless with the killer poster. Wow. (It is a badge of honor, to be worn proudly, to quiet a Hoot)
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Loved the owl graphic and reposted IOTW assault weapons on my facebook.
The Boehner one made me cringe and I’m a girl. Guessing it’s much more painful for guys LOL
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Believe it or not,I have more.
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Too funny!!
Filmmaker Michael Moore’s (search) bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York’s JFK airport Wednesday night.
Police took Patrick Burke, who says Moore employs him, into custody after he declared he was carrying a firearm at a ticket counter. Burke is licensed to carry a firearm in Florida and California, but not in New York. Burke was taken to Queens central booking and could potentially be charged with a felony for the incident.
Moore’s 2003 Oscar-winning film “Bowling for Columbine” criticizes what Moore calls America’s “culture of fear” and its obsession with guns.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144921,00.html
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Snork! 😀
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