Progressive Christmas Carols

Rudolph the Progressive Nosed Reindeer

Barackin’ Around The Holiday Tree

O Dumb All Ye Hateful

The Twelve Taxes of Christmas

All I want for Christmas is your money

Jingle bailouts, jingle bailouts, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to lie & tell the networks what to say-ay!

Do you fear what I fear?

Away in a Prius

Oh Come, All Ye Occupiers

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Frosty, the politically correct, gender neutral snow person

Dashing through the debt, no budget to this day;
Over the cliff we go, spending all the way!

Grandma Got Run Over by an Enslaved Victim of Christo-Facist Animal Exploitation

God rest ye wealthy gentlemen, let nadda ye dismay,
If your marginal tax rate goes up 3%, you can still afford to pay!

Oh Non-Denominational Purely-Secular Totally-Inoffensive Tree

The Little Drummer Person

Oh Little Town of Bethlehem, Meh, You’re On Your Own

Tweeted @ #ProgressiveChristmasCarols

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6 responses to “Progressive Christmas Carols

  1. I may have to print out Rudolph there and send it out as the card this year to our conservative buddies. Luckily, that’s most of them. 🙂

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  2. chrissythehyphenated

    Dec 9, 2012 – Tweeters have come up with more!
    It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Will Never Come Again Because Of Global Warming
    Little Drum Circle Boy
    I’m Dreading A Whitey Christmas
    Joy to the world (except America and Israel)
    Grandma Got Ran Over By The Death Panel
    Oh little town of Palestine
    Joy to the World! The welfare check has come! Let Earth receive Barack!
    We Three Czars
    Protesting Around the Holiday Tree
    (There’s No Place Like) Mom’s Basement for the Holidays
    All I want for Christmas is U…niversal Healthcare
    I’m Dreaming of a Mandatory Ethnically Diverse Christmas, within the Federally Regulated Guidelines
    Tingle Bells as sung by Chris Matthews

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  3. Go, Tell It on the Fiscal Cliff
    Steal, Steal, Steal
    O Rahm, O Rahm Emanuel
    Mary Was Punished with a Baby
    God Damn You Wealthy Gentlemen
    Here We Come A-Waffling

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  4. chrissythehyphenated

    More Twitter fun @ #NowThatImALiberal @
    https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NowThatImALiberal&src=hash

    To whet your appetite:

    the fed gov has to keep me from getting knocked up. (Someone better hurry. It’s Sat nite & I’ve had some boxed wine.)

    I sip from my Starbucks Cappuccino, then Tweet from my iPhone & Macbook Pro about how evil companies are ruining my life.

    Nobody should own a gun, it isn’t fair to the burglars, they’re just trying to make a living

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