Barackin’ Around The Holiday Tree
O Dumb All Ye Hateful
The Twelve Taxes of Christmas
All I want for Christmas is your money
Jingle bailouts, jingle bailouts, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to lie & tell the networks what to say-ay!
Do you fear what I fear?
Away in a Prius
Oh Come, All Ye Occupiers
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Frosty, the politically correct, gender neutral snow person
Dashing through the debt, no budget to this day;
Over the cliff we go, spending all the way!
Grandma Got Run Over by an Enslaved Victim of Christo-Facist Animal Exploitation
God rest ye wealthy gentlemen, let nadda ye dismay,
If your marginal tax rate goes up 3%, you can still afford to pay!
Oh Non-Denominational Purely-Secular Totally-Inoffensive Tree
The Little Drummer Person
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem, Meh, You’re On Your Own
Tweeted @ #ProgressiveChristmasCarols